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By *atsausage OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

What do you call them ... Do you have you're own unique name

Do women and men find these funny or embarrassing ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts and hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts, much better with alliteration. Some like queef? Far too pretentious for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can laugh about it but I do find them embarrassing in the heat of the moment. I always have to clarify it was a fanny fart too just incase they think it was me passing wind from my rectum. I just call them fanny farts.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

You can get the same experience fucking their arm pits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it, makes me loathe doggy as I know how it's going to end

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By *atsausage OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

I had an experiance where an ex was all up for it and had some knee high socks on and nothing else. I started going down there with each leg high up in each hand. Next thing I know a humongous fanny fart hit me and I swear it made my hair fly back.

I laughed and said it was ok and she then asked me to leave and that relationship ended.

Still see her now and then and just smile

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"I had an experiance where an ex was all up for it and had some knee high socks on and nothing else. I started going down there with each leg high up in each hand. Next thing I know a humongous fanny fart hit me and I swear it made my hair fly back.

I laughed and said it was ok and she then asked me to leave and that relationship ended.

Still see her now and then and just smile "

Her fanny rejected you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny farts, much better with alliteration. Some like queef? Far too pretentious for me "

Whenever I hear ‘queef’ I get South Park flashbacks

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By *atsausage OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

I'm guessing so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can laugh about it but I do find them embarrassing in the heat of the moment. I always have to clarify it was a fanny fart too just incase they think it was me passing wind from my rectum. I just call them fanny farts. "

I don’t mean to laugh but can not help it, mainly the clarification part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed and said it was ok and she then asked me to leave and that relationship ended.

Still see her now and then and just smile "

Oh man this cracked me up

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I have happy happy memories of an ex who could do them on demand. She could also use the same excellent muscle control to “squirt” water when in the bath (ie the same mechanism, but with water rather than air - not actual squirting).

It was one of the many impressive things about her.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I believe that ‘Queef’ is the most commonly accepted, (and additionally, rather delightfully endearing) term to describe vaginal flatus.

I have known many ladies to be incredibly embarrassed by them but have always reassured them that they (the emitted sounds) are perfectly natural.

…..before laughing and pointing at them cruelly whilst mimicking farting sounds with my mouth

(I’m obviously joking about the last part good folks)

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Fanny farts… the worst thing about doggy. Funny afterwards but make me feel a bit embarrassed in the heat of the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever you do lads, do not fart to make the lady feel comfortable it will ruin the mood and smell

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Interestingly, I have found that certain sexual positions are more likely to induce the phenomenon also.

‘Doggy style’ as an example….which can produce some real humdingers!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Queefs.....

I always clarify that it was my 'blurt box' and not a fart.

I NEVER do them unless the male has caused them ...... if he went in and stayed in they wouldn't exist.

It's the upside down in and out position that does it for me.....

Hate them. Not remotely funny or sexy .... just a nuisance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queefs.....

I always clarify that it was my 'blurt box' and not a fart.

I NEVER do them unless the male has caused them ...... if he went in and stayed in they wouldn't exist.

It's the upside down in and out position that does it for me.....

Hate them. Not remotely funny or sexy .... just a nuisance."

Lol

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Foof guffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it, makes me loathe doggy as I know how it's going to end

I love it!! - so sexy when it is a wet juicy sound - makes me want to bend down and lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made me cry with laughter haha, I will watch and see how this develops..

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Queefs.....

I always clarify that it was my 'blurt box' and not a fart.

I NEVER do them unless the male has caused them ...... if he went in and stayed in they wouldn't exist.

It's the upside down in and out position that does it for me.....

Hate them. Not remotely funny or sexy .... just a nuisance."

I may start calling them Granny Trumpet’s

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Queefs.....

I always clarify that it was my 'blurt box' and not a fart.

I NEVER do them unless the male has caused them ...... if he went in and stayed in they wouldn't exist.

It's the upside down in and out position that does it for me.....

Hate them. Not remotely funny or sexy .... just a nuisance."

Quickie tip Granny; Pop on some loud music whenever you have sexual relations

I always find that Tchaikovsky‘s 1812 Overture is particularly expedient in this regards and you can additionally experience the joy in choosing to time and release your queefs in perfect sync with the grand finale as the cannons fire off triumphantly….

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Fanny farts and hilarious

Exactly the same

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can pass of normal farts ad fanny farts because they don't smell

I still don't know why my farts don't smell.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Air inside the vagina can be quite painful for me, so I ask the man to wait while I release it with my fingers.

I used to get them more when I was skinny.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I can pass of normal farts ad fanny farts because they don't smell

I still don't know why my farts don't smell."

You have covid!

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Have hardly ever had them and when I have it’s been when they have been putting a finger in as well as there dick causing a space to let air in it is quite funny though.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Lip flappers and yes I think they are funny

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Fanny farts?

Noo-Noo Parps?

Any hoo great name for a band don't ya think op?

Can you give a warm welcome to "FANNY FARTS!!!!"........

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By *arty swingerWoman
over a year ago

Anglesey

embarrassing

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Just thought of this.

For those women that don't fart.....

Rose Petal Deposits?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'd be worried if she had a "zippo", cos if I farted to save the embarrassment for her & she lit me I'd surely set the curtains on fire!!!!!

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

It's just a ripple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embarrassing but so funny. Which results in me getting a fit of giggles and spoiling the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embarrassing but so funny. Which results in me getting a fit of giggles and spoiling the mood

Giggles are part of the fun surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver bloopers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little love puffs

I get mildly embarrassed and feel the need to assure them that it was from the front not the back. Then laugh it off and carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embarrassing but so funny. Which results in me getting a fit of giggles and spoiling the mood

Giggles are part of the fun surely

In my head yes lol

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Fanny farts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embarrassing but so funny. Which results in me getting a fit of giggles and spoiling the mood

Giggles are part of the fun surely

In my head yes lol "

I laughed too and there’s much worse could happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google Howard Stern Queef and enjoy the World Queef Championship.

I'm sure our very own Granny-Crumpet and her blurt box could take the title.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I saw the title and thought it was about cats farting

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lip flappers and yes I think they are funny

Love this, like a fanny raspberry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can pass of normal farts ad fanny farts because they don't smell

I still don't know why my farts don't smell.

You have covid!"

For 30 years?? I have confirmation from someone they are aroma-less

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I can pass of normal farts ad fanny farts because they don't smell

I still don't know why my farts don't smell.

You have covid!

For 30 years?? I have confirmation from someone they are aroma-less

Patient zero!

And they said it was from eating bats in China…!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Fanny farts and soooo funny x

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By *otcplmidsCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

It happened to me while having a mini gangbang, during doggy style, i wanted to die at the time, still trying to find the humour in it 3 weeks later

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can pass of normal farts ad fanny farts because they don't smell

I still don't know why my farts don't smell.

You have covid!

For 30 years?? I have confirmation from someone they are aroma-less

Patient zero!

And they said it was from eating bats in China…!"

Bat would probably make my farts smell

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

The more aroused I am the more I produce lol x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It happened to me while having a mini gangbang, during doggy style, i wanted to die at the time, still trying to find the humour in it 3 weeks later "

Doggy is the worse position for getting them, especially if your head is down. Any air driven in has to come out.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I just remembered the funniest term I’ve heard for them, namely, a ‘vart’.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Its all I can do to not say "I'll name that tune in 5".

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By *otcplmidsCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

"It happened to me while having a mini gangbang, during doggy style, i wanted to die at the time, still trying to find the humour in it 3 weeks later

Doggy is the worse position for getting them, especially if your head is down. Any air driven in has to come out."

Have made a note for next time to avoid that position. It was far worse in a room with 6 men, so I basically died 6 times over

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By *atenaWoman
over a year ago

Hyde

I HATE them.... with a passion lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Pussy farts are just farts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It happened to me while having a mini gangbang, during doggy style, i wanted to die at the time, still trying to find the humour in it 3 weeks later

Doggy is the worse position for getting them, especially if your head is down. Any air driven in has to come out.

Have made a note for next time to avoid that position. It was far worse in a room with 6 men, so I basically died 6 times over "

Lol

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Was in 69 with fwb, deep throated him and fanny farted in his face - he jumped

It would mostly happen after doggy, we’d change position and there you go, fanny farts galore, we’d both laugh and that would only make me do more!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Was in 69 with fwb, deep throated him and fanny farted in his face - he jumped

It would mostly happen after doggy, we’d change position and there you go, fanny farts galore, we’d both laugh and that would only make me do more!

And that's so important! Being able to laugh about it and the silly little things that can often make us all feel embarrassed,especially at such a moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt captions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed and said it was ok and she then asked me to leave and that relationship ended.

Still see her now and then and just smile "

Was just reading this is tears of laughter

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

If you're going to Pound my pussy then naturally this may produce fanny farts. I'm not embarrassed and no one has ever made me feel that way

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Don’t have an alternative name for them but still find them hilarious more than embarrassing - happened to me once when on all fours wearing a lead and collar, my fwb was behind me about to enter and pulled on the lead, causing a rather loud one to pop out…the timing was so coincidental that we just rolled about laughing xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Queefs.....

I always clarify that it was my 'blurt box' and not a fart.

I NEVER do them unless the male has caused them ...... if he went in and stayed in they wouldn't exist.

It's the upside down in and out position that does it for me.....

Hate them. Not remotely funny or sexy .... just a nuisance.

I may start calling them Granny Trumpet’s"

Okay but only you. No one I've fumbled with calls me Granny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find them so funny. But when it happens and I laugh, the girl gets upset but I can’t help my self to laugh. Or if I’m in the zone doing my thing and it happens. The mood goes and it just becomes funny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Queefs.....

I always clarify that it was my 'blurt box' and not a fart.

I NEVER do them unless the male has caused them ...... if he went in and stayed in they wouldn't exist.

It's the upside down in and out position that does it for me.....

Hate them. Not remotely funny or sexy .... just a nuisance.

Quickie tip Granny; Pop on some loud music whenever you have sexual relations

Good idea........ though I think the opening revs of Leader of the Pack would be a better bet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in 69 with fwb, deep throated him and fanny farted in his face - he jumped

It would mostly happen after doggy, we’d change position and there you go, fanny farts galore, we’d both laugh and that would only make me do more!

Brilliant!!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

fanny farts happen sometimes

always laugh them off

not much I can do to avoid them

don't get too embarrassed with those who know me,

not so easy to shrug off with a new playmate sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot have had me in stitches you dirty bastards hahhahaha

I think it’s hilarious when you both just pretend that its not even happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it happens in doggy I try to make them happen even more. It’s hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Antarctic Burp

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Muff Guff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queefs.....

I always clarify that it was my 'blurt box' and not a fart.

I NEVER do them unless the male has caused them ...... if he went in and stayed in they wouldn't exist.

It's the upside down in and out position that does it for me.....

Hate them. Not remotely funny or sexy .... just a nuisance.

I may start calling them Granny Trumpet’s

Okay but only you. No one I've fumbled with calls me Granny.... "

You could sound posh with a double double-barrelled name with the above gent’s suggestion….how about also considering ‘Granny-Crumpet Fanny-Trumpet’?

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