FabSwingers.com forum: Worst things to say on a first date?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the worst things you have heard/could say on a first date?

Spit or swallow?

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By *illerpinsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Is that the time already

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

You’re not bad for your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a man that packs a lunch box like linford christie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look better in your pics

Are you getting the bill?

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By *vbiker2TV/TS
over a year ago

morpeth

The wife's picking me up later

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By *orny1-4uMan
over a year ago

newcastle

You look just like ya sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You and me together forever babe, we’re never going to part.

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By *tryder83Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

I had one that didn’t speak at all. Asked loads of questions and nothing. Ended in 11 minutes. Painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look much better close up than you do through your bedroom window at night........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

I slept with your mum

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

How old did you say you are again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you like Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has your dad's std cleared up yet, was so disappointed we had to cancel because of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look just like ya sister"

You look just like your mum...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I've got a right itchy fanny! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When is it due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want me to get the bill, prepare to put out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“——insert name here——-, meet mum and dad, they’ve been dying to meet you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like lord of the rings"

*Shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look just like my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a right itchy fanny! X"

My ex said that to me on our fourth date, funniest thing I'd heard and made me want her more haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many pieces of lego can you fit up your bum?

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

How much did you say you earn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you any good at organising gangbangs?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've a friend who's an actor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you vote leave or remain? (It got worse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here look at my fab swingers profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much did you say you earn?"

I've had that disguised as "what do you do for a living?" many times lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"How much did you say you earn?

I've had that disguised as "what do you do for a living?" many times lol"

I’d see that as taking an interest, what you do for a living is a big part of you.

But I can see how some folk might have other motives.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"You look just like my ex

Do I?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I've a mate that would probably fancy you, would you like me to give him your number?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Did you vote leave or remain? (It got worse)"

Yes or No? This isn't as light hearted as Leave or Remain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Please excuse me, I appear to have shit my pants”

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Here look at my fab swingers profile

Isn't that standard behaviour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that lip filler gone wrong, or herpes?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Who are you...

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

It's OK... The rash will go when you rub it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you vote leave or remain? (It got worse)

Yes or No? This isn't as light hearted as Leave or Remain.

how is bringing up Brexit on a first date light hearted?!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Did you vote leave or remain? (It got worse)

Yes or No? This isn't as light hearted as Leave or Remain.

how is bringing up Brexit on a first date light hearted?! "

Indy Ref up here split many families and friendships and it's going to do it again. This is the most devisive thing I have ever encountered and we have a few contentious things up here. It has either been bubbling just below the surface or right in your face for at least 20 that I can remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you vote leave or remain? (It got worse)

Yes or No? This isn't as light hearted as Leave or Remain.

how is bringing up Brexit on a first date light hearted?!

If a second referendum ever happens I imagine it will be very contentious. A close family member lives in Scotland. We just don't discuss it.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Jaffa cakes ... yes or no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's OK... The rash will go when you rub it"

For them to reply thank god I have the same rash and was worried.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Did you vote leave or remain? (It got worse)

Yes or No? This isn't as light hearted as Leave or Remain.

how is bringing up Brexit on a first date light hearted?!

If a second referendum ever happens I imagine it will be very contentious. A close family member lives in Scotland. We just don't discuss it.

That is the best thing to do. I avoid talk of referenda at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy I met for a coffee complained it was uncomfortable sitting down. He then explained he had taken 2 blue pills two hours before. Unfortunately they only lasted until we finished our coffee

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can you touch your toes? I’ll just go get the pineapple.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Can you lend me £50 000, promise I'm not like my cousin the 'Tinder Swindler'

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Your tits looked bigger in your photos”

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"One guy I met for a coffee complained it was uncomfortable sitting down. He then explained he had taken 2 blue pills two hours before. Unfortunately they only lasted until we finished our coffee

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"QUICK PULL MY FINGER!!"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Spit, swallow or gargle?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

My teeth are at the dentist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought my mother with me!

Would like to meet her!?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Are your wearing the knickers a saw on your washing line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit, is that the time? I'm only allowed to be on my own for 2 hours per day.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

What’s your name again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't your sister make it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Your tits looked bigger in your photos”"

I'd take this one as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: You're the first One I've dated

Her: really?

Me: Yes all the others were 8s or 9s

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The orange jumpsuit isn't fancy dress, it's all they let me wear!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My goldfish has died and I need to canoe him to the Amazon for his funeral.

Making it up? Of course not babe. I’m totally into you I just need to do this one small thing before our next date.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Sorry, just the tag on my ankle is itching something chronic today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohh!. Um sorry I’ve just cum

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By *orny1-4uMan
over a year ago

newcastle

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