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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just been discussing the benefits of bananas as hangover cures with a fellow fabster - when I had a sudden flashback moment!

A few weeks ago whilst perving - sorry - browsing the site I came across a profile with a single, solitary pic.

A woman on all fours in the kitchen with a banana stuffed up her jacksie!!

Made me laugh - but can't for the life of me remember where I saw it!

So if you're the owner of said arse (and it was quite a nice one!) please step forward!!

Just don't forget to remove the fruit first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of your Five-a-Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly points out it was not me in said picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard somewhere can't remember where now that banana and pussy don't mix

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

There was one someone mentioned on the forums recently who had a pic with a whole bunch of bananas up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought that photo knocked you sick obi?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There was one someone mentioned on the forums recently who had a pic with a whole bunch of bananas up there "

Peeled or unpeeled?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Unpeeled...

Just read the OP again though, and the bunch wasn't up this persons ass.... This one was the other hole

Pretty sure there were other pics with various other fruit and veg too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought that photo knocked you sick obi? "

At first glance it did!!

Now? I just find it hilarious that someone would choose that as their sole photo!

Plus Julie's just eaten two and needs to check for distinctive banana skin markings to make sure hers were fresh!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Unpeeled...

Just read the OP again though, and the bunch wasn't up this persons ass.... This one was the other hole

Pretty sure there were other pics with various other fruit and veg too "

Would that be MBP (multiple banana penetration)?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I HATE bananas.. The smell everything about them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought that photo knocked you sick obi?

At first glance it did!!

Now? I just find it hilarious that someone would choose that as their sole photo!

Plus Julie's just eaten two and needs to check for distinctive banana skin markings to make sure hers were fresh! "

You meanie

Fortunately the pukey feeling is now subsiding, no thanks to you and the mental images you have put in my head

Mine thank god, were in a packet, unopened and erm yellow not brown

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

Arent banannas supposed to be good for your memory how come you lot cant remeber where or when etc lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arent banannas supposed to be good for your memory how come you lot cant remeber where or when etc lol x"

Only if you eat them!

Not shove them up your...........

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

true lol mind you the skin stops saddle sores on a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im grossed out...

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

whats worse sore bum from cycling or a squishy bannan padding ?

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Wonders what the EC would make of this, hope it wasnt too bendy

Did hear too many banana have a tendency to bind you, well they certainly would eaten this way as it beats a butt plug.

Suppose it could be worse could have been a cucumber and they tend to repeat.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, intelligence is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad, fck knows where sticking a banana in ya jacksie comes into the equation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm against all forms of fruitiality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G.G Allen used to stuff'em up his arse on stage then shit them out and throw them at his audience

... he was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcSSuj2TLwk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen my banana? It's yellow and bendy. I am sure I left it sitting on the chair. Hmmmm.....

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Ha reminds me of a few bars in Bangkok I have visited on business trips. One memorable time involved a girl firing a banana from her pussy and hitting a Japanese guy full in the face. Must say I was impressed with the distance she achieved!

I also thought the brown spots on a banana were a sign it was going off now I know different

Steve

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

Also Bananna fact

They are radioactive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy from work told me about a pub in Amsterdam where they put a banana up his mates arse and he took a bite of it!!! Ewww. He worked in the navy at the time......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy from work told me about a pub in Amsterdam where they put a banana up his mates arse and he took a bite of it!!! Ewww. He worked in the navy at the time......"

The Banana Bar in Amsterdam specialises in women firing bananas from their fannies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen my banana? It's yellow and bendy. I am sure I left it sitting on the chair. Hmmmm....."

And she's back! Lol

Welcome back to the nuthouse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was one someone mentioned on the forums recently who had a pic with a whole bunch of bananas up there "

Be thankful it wasn't a bunch of grapes u saw!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy from work told me about a pub in Amsterdam where they put a banana up his mates arse and he took a bite of it!!! Ewww. He worked in the navy at the time......

The Banana Bar in Amsterdam specialises in women firing bananas from their fannies! "

Have you tried the Doner Kebab Bar over there? Now that is messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet request today (not on here) from someone who listed in his profile text that he was interested in having 'large fruits' (amongst other items) inserted into him.

I declined on the basis that 'we were into different things' to which I was told I was being judgemental

Oh and just in case you happen to read this Mr Artful, whilst some may say that I am indeed 'a large fruit', I think he was talking more along the watermelon theme

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