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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Have you ever had that moment after you say something where you think "wow, I'm hilarious, I could be a comedian"?

What was it you said?

I remember walking my eldest to school when he was 4 and he asked me how meat was made. I started off my explanation with "well first you slaughter an animal.."

The snort of laughter from another parent in the playground was just fabulous, and still makes me smile.

I'm sure you lovely people have better stories. So let's hear them

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like to tell myself that my sense of humour is so off the scale witty, that mere humans won’t get it…

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I told my eldest daughter when she first started going out with boys that she needed to watch where she put her feet when dancing in a nightclub.

When she asked why I said so that she didn't stand on my toe.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"I like to tell myself that my sense of humour is so off the scale witty, that mere humans won’t get it…

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I go by the truism that if you have to explain a joke you need a smarter audience

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My son regularly reminds me that I'm about as funny as a dose of flu. I thoroughly enjoy sending him pun related jokes and memes because I know it makes him roll his eyes.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I do sometimes burst out laughing when trying to tell a story. I amuse myself no end. That's not that I'm inherently funny, it's just that my life is weirdly comedic so most of my stories reflect that.

I can't see me making a go of stand-up though. I'm too lazy to be on my feet for that length of time.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I told my eldest daughter when she first started going out with boys that she needed to watch where she put her feet when dancing in a nightclub.

When she asked why I said so that she didn't stand on my toe. "

I like. There's something wonderful abount saying something to your own kids that amuses yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't keep up with my wise cracks, I personally think I'm hilarious on a daily basis.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I do sometimes burst out laughing when trying to tell a story. I amuse myself no end. That's not that I'm inherently funny, it's just that my life is weirdly comedic so most of my stories reflect that.

I can't see me making a go of stand-up though. I'm too lazy to be on my feet for that length of time."

Oh I'm under no elusion that I'm funny enough to be an actual comedian - I just enjoy making myself laugh. Which I do regularly Glad other people do the same

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By *ingleWhiteMaleMan
over a year ago

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Not sure if I’m funny but I did spot an albino Dalmatian the other day, it was the least I could do…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I have no personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have at times laughed at myself to the point of tears. And then other people’s quizzical expressions just set me off even more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't keep up with my wise cracks, I personally think I'm hilarious on a daily basis. "

You have a wise crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally find that my dry northern piss taking is hilarious. The subjects often don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am without a doubt a comedian in my own eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry People , got to ne JIMMY CARR, joke

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By *ingleWhiteMaleMan
over a year ago

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"I have at times laughed at myself to the point of tears. And then other people’s quizzical expressions just set me off even more! "

I work with a lady like that, once she goes there is no stopping her and the more you try to shhh her the more she laughs until we are all pissing our selves because her laugh is so contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have at times laughed at myself to the point of tears. And then other people’s quizzical expressions just set me off even more!

I work with a lady like that, once she goes there is no stopping her and the more you try to shhh her the more she laughs until we are all pissing our selves because her laugh is so contagious "

Aww x

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone

I waited actual years for some one to ask why if I roll a ciggy it comes out cone shaped...

That's just how I roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About one in 10 of my limericks makes me roll, I did one the other day that had be giggling at myself for ages

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

My son is often miffed that I’m more popular with his mates than he is because apparently I’m a legend. I’m gonna take that little win lol

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