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What's the maddest thing you kids ever complained about

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Just wondered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long have you got?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"How long have you got? "
till 8 football kicks off then Dieu xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m lucky, she can’t articulate complaints yet.

Im shitting myself at the prospect of the day she can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister breathed on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The older ones = bloody wifi

The toddler(just turned 2) = has a breakdown if her sock isnt on properly

So you can imagine anything else is a full blown meltdown

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

I don’t know how to make a bowl of cereal

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

When my oldest was a toddler he had a proper fit over his cutlery. He wanted a certain spoon but we couldn't work out what he wanted. Took us ages to get that he wasn't saying lion, no he wanted the line spoon. A spoon with lines on the handle.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

He's looking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bathbomb in his bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list is èndless from my 17 Yr old

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

My oldest complained like billy ho because I took the cat to the vet to be castrated

How dare I be a responsible cat owner!!!

Ms

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

The insurance courtesy car didn't have electric windows in the back and they had to wind the window down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The list is èndless from my 17 Yr old "

Same from my 15 year old. I’d move heaven and earth for her, but she’s a torn-faced wee pain in the arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my oldest was a toddler he had a proper fit over his cutlery. He wanted a certain spoon but we couldn't work out what he wanted. Took us ages to get that he wasn't saying lion, no he wanted the line spoon. A spoon with lines on the handle.

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Of course he did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's so many. Our daughter complains often if the dog dare jumps off her bed at bedtime. And if her covers aren't tucked in at the end of the bed.. God help you. She'll be stood over you in bed until you go and do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(this isn't a complaint, but it's funny)

The 5yo wasn't impressed that we kept forgetting money for the ice cream van after school.

He asked me one morning if I could put his £10 he got for his birthday in my pocket so I didn't forget. I said no because his dad would be picking him up. I was surprised there wasn't any tantrums. Anyway, fast forward to home time and dad collected him. He asked dad if he'd brought money for the ice cream van, he hadn't. Little fella said "that's fine, I've got money!" and pulls the tenner out of his pocket he'd taken to school. He got an ice cream and we've started pat downs before leaving for school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smart kid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youngest daughter once complained that the sun was on her side of the car 'all the way' to the South of France.

Told her we could go to Scotland instead, she shut up!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I can hear her breathing I can't sleep....youngest about her older sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can't have a pet ferret. She added ferret items to my Amazon basket, did a presentation at school about the value of having a pet ferret and got her friends to text me campaigning for a ferret.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Running out of tea bags, I swear it’s worse than disconnecting the WiFi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running out of tea bags, I swear it’s worse than disconnecting the WiFi "

I'm with them. I drove 30 minutes one night to pick up my favourite teabags.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

One of mine complained that I didn't give her her phone back. She got d*unk with friends and when they were caught she said she didn't deserve it so I took it, dismantled it and sat it in the window cill all summer. She was only 12.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"She can't have a pet ferret. She added ferret items to my Amazon basket, did a presentation at school about the value of having a pet ferret and got her friends to text me campaigning for a ferret. "

This is inspired

Mrs TMN x

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester


"Running out of tea bags, I swear it’s worse than disconnecting the WiFi

I'm with them. I drove 30 minutes one night to pick up my favourite teabags. "

Haha that’s dedication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me making her dinner. Me getting her dressed. Me doing her hair. Me putting her to bed so she gets enough sleep. Me taking her out shopping and buying her only one thing instead of the whole shop.

She's mad. I'm telling you she is mad. I'd be delighted if someone would do that for me.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The autistic girl everything ang anything, she goes off like a bottle of pop over all sorts.

The dog won't get on her bed, it's her turn to wash up, the cash machine don't work, she can't find whatever.

This list goes on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember parents.

We teach them to talk and wish sometimes they would shut up. We teach them to walk and won't let them outside. We teach them how to dress themselves and complain when they throw their clothes on the floor. We buy them a mobile phone and complain when they never look away from it.

Can't think of any more. Yet.

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

Since when are we kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son at 8 years old deciding that I didn't love him enough because I didn't cut his sandwiches into triangles, they were square...apparently triangle sandwiches are a sign of love....

He's 28 now and still likes a triangle sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of mentions of ‘she’ on this thread. So, girls. What a shocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son at 8 years old deciding that I didn't love him enough because I didn't cut his sandwiches into triangles, they were square...apparently triangle sandwiches are a sign of love....

He's 28 now and still likes a triangle sandwich "

Well. He has a point...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Lots of mentions of ‘she’ on this thread. So, girls. What a shocker "

I would have said he, but my kids are both members of the superior sex.

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

I don’t have kids, but the funniest parent-child argument I’ve ever heard was between a mate and her 4 year old about the rights and wrongs of putting a penguin from a game in his bottom.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

I have none, but my godson (7) is furious that he can't come with me to get the tattoo he thinks he paid for... furious!

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