FabSwingers.com forum: Lies you were told as a child

By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

My brother put fag Ash in my drink and told me Ash was good for me. I believed it for some years after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Affairs were part of every healthy marriage. And I needed to tell my dad, mum was out with her friend if he asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister told me you could eat bars of soap. So I did. It was horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Affairs were part of every healthy marriage. And I needed to tell my dad, mum was out with her friend if he asked"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking from a wet glass would give me a cold...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

If you cross your eyes and the wind blows they'll stay like that.

If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart.

There's a bogeyman who lives under the bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat apple seeds they grow in your stomach

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Eat up, it's chicken soup. Eh naw it was tripe, gadzzzzz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you play with your belly button too much your bum will fall off.....

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"If you eat apple seeds they grow in your stomach"

And chewing gum sticks to your bones if you swallow it. Your actual bones!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"If you eat apple seeds they grow in your stomach

And chewing gum sticks to your bones if you swallow it. Your actual bones! "

I got told both of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the icecream vans paying a tune its ran out....

but not to worry heres a choc ice with broken chocolate on out the freezer

i was grateful though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That having freckles meant I was beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That having freckles meant I was beautiful "

Freckles ARE beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you play with your belly button too much your bum will fall off....."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

That all dogs chase cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cross your eyes and the wind blows they'll stay like that.

If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart.

There's a bogeyman who lives under the bridge

Lying bastards! Everyone knows it's a troll who lives under the bridge!

They are now too busy online saying awful things to people though so at least the goats are safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That all dogs chase cats

KM"

It's the other way round innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I played with my belly button it could come undone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do that, it'll make you go blind......

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

Santa is real !! All lies

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"That having freckles meant I was beautiful

Freckles ARE beautiful "

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I agree with Mr. Dårk.

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Carrots help you see in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating carrots helps you see in the dark

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

"If I get up I will knock you in to next week" as if time travel is possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the icecream vans paying a tune its ran out....

but not to worry heres a choc ice with broken chocolate on out the freezer

i was grateful though

I still use this on my youngest, works a treat

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By *earl555Woman
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull

If you eat your crusts (on bread) your hair will stay curly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking from a wet glass would give me a cold... "

If it was a dry glass wouldn't it be empty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know about lying but I always blamed my sister and her me. Generally got us both grounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents told me that haggis were real animals and they lived underground like moles but they only live in Scotland. Infact they took me haggis hunting one night on a camping holiday shining a torch at mole hills

I never questioned it until high school when I brought it up in a lesson and everyone laughed.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Don't do that, it'll make you go blind......"

Luckily, I never fell for that old chestnut.

Masturbation hasn’t effected my eyesighhhjy whaghj sooo evvner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you eat apple seeds they grow in your stomach

And chewing gum sticks to your bones if you swallow it. Your actual bones!

I got told both of them. "

Me too

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

That if I played with it too much it would drop off. It's still there and yet to fall off

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

To stay away from bushes because snakes live there

maybe but not in UK

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"If you eat apple seeds they grow in your stomach"

I think my sisters told me that when I was a kid too lol, not helped by the fact that we had 3 apple trees in the garden pre storm of 87

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Babies were actually dropped off by Storks. That's where my little brother came from, or so I was told.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Someone mentioned this a while ago but it's still a classic - Putting hot tea bags in the bin will set it on fire.

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

"Don't do that, it'll make you go blind......

Luckily, I never fell for that old chestnut.

Masturbation hasn’t effected my eyesighhhjy whaghj sooo evvner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To stay away from bushes because snakes live there

maybe but not in UK

They do!

Saw one when i was walking home from the park when i was younger. Was on the path going into the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sit too close to the TV you’ll get square eyes

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Do good things, good things will happen to you!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

The ice cream was was actually a music man, he just came around playing music to make us happy.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

“We’ll see”

Fucking lie. Meant no.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"My parents told me that haggis were real animals and they lived underground like moles but they only live in Scotland. Infact they took me haggis hunting one night on a camping holiday shining a torch at mole hills

I never questioned it until high school when I brought it up in a lesson and everyone laughed.

I was told that the haggis lived on mountain slopes and had longer legs on one side so they could could run round the mountain in a continuous circle while staying level.

Was anyone else fed that one?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

"My brother put fag Ash in my drink and told me Ash was good for me. I believed it for some years after"
Yeah. I can see it turned your face white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't bite people"

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

My parents always went out "to see a man about a dog"... Never brought me back a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I could do anything I set my mind to

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

My parents use to say ''if you don't stop playing with your nose, your head will cave in''

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By *eeKindMan
over a year ago

Staffordshire

If the ice cream van is playing music it means they ran out of ice cream.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I never questioned it until high school when I brought it up in a lesson and everyone laughed.

I was told that the haggis lived on mountain slopes and had longer legs on one side so they could could run round the mountain in a continuous circle while staying level.

Was anyone else fed that one?"

It's not a lie. The female have longer left legs so the can run round the hills and mountains clockwise. The males have longer right legs so they can run anti-clockwise. That is how they meet and procreate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister would make me sit at the tap end of the bath and tell me fishes would swim up the plug hole and eat me.

Evil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 8 my Mum told me the stones for Stonehenge were transported to the site on the backs of the workers. I know it was a lie because when I shouted it out at school everyone laughed! I can still remember!

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

I didnt know my dad was my step dad untill the age of 30 when i found out and then curiosity got to me and i contacted my bio father .... a 30yr secret and its still something my family dont talk about even though i know

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

The adults know what they are doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I would go blind if I wanted....I thought 'fuck it let's risk an eye '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I would make The Virgin Mary cry if I whistled....Catholic girls weren't supposed to whistle apparently.

I'm sure her eyes would be like piss holes in the snow looking at me now!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"To stay away from bushes because snakes live there

maybe but not in UK

They do!

Saw one when i was walking home from the park when i was younger. Was on the path going into the bush

Na that's someone whom had a crush on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating carrots helps you see in the dark"

Carrots so you can see in the dark, sprouts so you have something to look at…

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Gingers have no souls,,

No wait that's not a lie,

Don't pick your toenails, you will have a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know those black bits in bananas? Apparently they aren’t Spiders eggs…

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

When i was really young my nanna used to give me 50p when I ever visited her, and she told me that if i wanted to save it there was a money box in the kitchen cupboard, I was 10 before I realised it was the gas meter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop touching it.it will fall off

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By *ay6661986Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

My dad beat up a shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never questioned it until high school when I brought it up in a lesson and everyone laughed.

I was told that the haggis lived on mountain slopes and had longer legs on one side so they could could run round the mountain in a continuous circle while staying level.

Was anyone else fed that one?"

That was literally in The Beano when I was a kid. It was part of a Dennis the Menace strip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t eat your dinner then the Rag n Bone man will come and take you away!

. (Not the singer!)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Eating the greens otherwise won't be tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you eat apple seeds they grow in your stomach

And chewing gum sticks to your bones if you swallow it. Your actual bones! "

Haha - My vivid memory

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"If you swallow gum it's stuck in you for ever"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum is good for your skin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Cum is good for your skin""

Eh????????

You were told that as a child??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad told me he was born in a air raid shelter durring WW2

Totally believed him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Cum is good for your skin"

Eh????????

You were told that as a child??????

As a teenager (by other teenagers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you get older. It'll get better.

Work hard and you'll get a good job.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

""Cum is good for your skin""

Only if consumed in sufficient quantities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Cum is good for your skin"

Eh????????

You were told that as a child??????

FFS, spat my coffee out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad beat up a shark "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do that, it'll make you go blind......

Luckily, I never fell for that old chestnut.

Masturbation hasn’t effected my eyesighhhjy whaghj sooo evvner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt know my dad was my step dad untill the age of 30 when i found out and then curiosity got to me and i contacted my bio father .... a 30yr secret and its still something my family dont talk about even though i know"

Wow, that must have been a revelation!! How did you find out? Sorry for being nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus loves you.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Sitting against a hot radiator would give me curvature of the spine!

‘Your eyebrows are your best feature’ in 1989 when they most certainly were not!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"The wind will change and you'll stay like that" - they thought I was crossing my eyes deliberately, I was 26 when eventually diagnosed with a squint that has buggered the sight in that eye.

"Don't sit on the cold step/storage heater, you'll get piles" - I had no idea what pikes were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncle Jack the milkman, wasn't my real uncle.

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Wow, that must have been a revelation!! How did you find out? Sorry for being nosey "

I found out when my sister found some old paperwork when looking for something else at my moms. I approached my mom about it and my step dad basically told me he would dis own me if i got in contact with the bio so i didnt for a few years but eventually did. But unfortunately its still a subject that isnt talked about at all.... my dad is my dad as far as im concerned he raised me like his own and for that i take my hat off to him and the bio is just the one who didnt raise me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Christmas. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny. Heartbroken

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