FabSwingers.com forum: Cock pics - I don’t know about you but……..

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think there can be some merit in a nicely crafted picture of the male appendage.

I think the biggest cock crime is probably repetition closely followed by open sores and dermatitis.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Add smegma to the crime list to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can add over a open toilet bowl unflushed to the list off crimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

A great cock pic is amazing I love them. Sadly they are a very rare find and most are hastily snapped from a toilet as they knock one out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girls like cock pics and some don’t, like everything on Fab really!

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I agree with the repetition comment.

I like a good, well thought out dick pic. Especially if a bit of a tease.

But just picture after picture of the same thing. It's difficult to keep making positive comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a big fan, but sometimes there are some really great cock pics on here, usually as a full body shot, but I have seen some good arty close ups

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I think there can be some merit in a nicely crafted picture of the male appendage.

I think the biggest cock crime is probably repetition closely followed by open sores and dermatitis.

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afff ffs OP

As he puts the toffee slice back down and recloses the box,

Thats just lovely that,,

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can add over a open toilet bowl unflushed to the list off crimes

I always thought that was just to add composition.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Some girls like cock pics and some don’t, like everything on Fab really!"

Most girls don't like cock/dick pics, not just some...the majority I would say, and it's pretty obvious based on the threads that have been opened about dick pics and women's reaction to them. Now of course it's also probably because they receive so many unsolicited dick pics they just find all of them gross after a while.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Add smegma to the crime list to

Smegma is a lot better word than the actual physical entity.

I think the word smegma is wasted on cock cheese.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Fiddles, you're just trying to justify slipping it into my box every day.

Sometimes, twice!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddles, you're just trying to justify slipping it into my box every day.

Sometimes, twice!

It slips in very nicely though.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Some girls like cock pics and some don’t, like everything on Fab really!

Cocks aren't gross. Well, not ALL

I'd just rather see a beautiful body, nice smile or a lovely bulge in tighty whiteys.

Perve? Me??

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Fiddles, you're just trying to justify slipping it into my box every day.

Sometimes, twice!

It slips in very nicely though.

That it does, my good man.

I'm wide open again......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can add over a open toilet bowl unflushed to the list off crimes

I always thought that was just to add composition.

Ooo god no they should be insta banned form fab

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Some girls like cock pics and some don’t, like everything on Fab really!

Cocks aren't gross. Well, not ALL

I'd just rather see a beautiful body, nice smile or a lovely bulge in tighty whiteys.

Perve? Me??

Oh sorry ,I wasn't referring to the cock being gross...was referring to the picture of the cock

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Personally I don’t mind a cock pic, I just don’t need to see it from multiple angles, a gallery full of cock is not appealing - one or two well shot/arty pics is fine xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Personally I don’t mind a cock pic, I just don’t need to see it from multiple angles, a gallery full of cock is not appealing - one or two well shot/arty pics is fine xx"

Nice bum

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I’m not a big fan, but sometimes there are some really great cock pics on here, usually as a full body shot, but I have seen some good arty close ups "

Oh I do like them in a full body shot, and there are some beautiful examples on here

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m not a big fan, but sometimes there are some really great cock pics on here, usually as a full body shot, but I have seen some good arty close ups "

I think you could make mine look much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a big fan, but sometimes there are some really great cock pics on here, usually as a full body shot, but I have seen some good arty close ups

Oh I do like them in a full body shot, and there are some beautiful examples on here

There are, it almost makes me like dick pics (sometimes, maybe, just a little)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something people might bear in mind que no judging cock pics:

Someone mentioned putting a bit og thought into them.

The thing with cock pics is you usually want them to be while fully erect. Too much thinking and …. you get the jist.

This is something women don’t need to contend with. I suspect that might be somewhat of a factor to do with some pics not being very imaginative. Although of course there are so so many lazy pics too

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I think if you’re going to set it as your profile pic you maybe need to ask yourself whether it’s a good look or not.

Yes, I am a total hypocrite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only like to show a little bit of mine, he gets a bit camera shy bless him

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Only like to show a little bit of mine, he gets a bit camera shy bless him "

Oh dear. Does he need a hand?

We're all friends here. No need to be shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking notes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Taking notes

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

I don’t mind a cock pic I find them a good filter. Nice cock with well thought out picture of it, this guy is worth a reply.

Ugly cock over a toilet in the dark with the flash on. Move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking notes

Gotta make sure I give people what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girls like cock pics and some don’t, like everything on Fab really!

For me, it's the over-saturation. Being sent them, unsolicited as a way to say hello - no thanks.

Some on a profile to look at as I wish - fine.

And if it's a shot which shows more than just the dick, even better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add smegma to the crime list to

Smegma is a lot better word than the actual physical entity.

I think the word smegma is wasted on cock cheese.

Takes me to Red Dwarf rather than... ugh.

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Bit of a conundrum cock pics really, I never send an unsolicited cock pic, it's just wrong, BUT on the flip side and contrary to popular postings and complaints on the forum regarding cock pics I often get a request for one and some of my most fabbed pics are cock pics so some must like them even if they won't admit it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Taking notes

Gotta make sure I give people what they want

You most assuredly are

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent. "

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers."

Is there scope for imperial and metric versions.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"A great cock pic is amazing I love them. Sadly they are a very rare find and most are hastily snapped from a toilet as they knock one out! "

That can’t be very satisfying, wanking over the toilet. I prefer a bit of comfort.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers.

Is there scope for imperial and metric versions. "

Just inches, Fiddles.

The ladies like the inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers."

There's your new business venture right there. Take it to Dragon's Den. Record viewing numbers for that episode. It'll go viral.

(maybe not the best choice of words... whoops!)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers."

I'll be your brief

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers.

Is there scope for imperial and metric versions.

Just inches, Fiddles.

The ladies like the inches

Thing is, if I give you an inch, will you take a mile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A great cock pic is amazing I love them. Sadly they are a very rare find and most are hastily snapped from a toilet as they knock one out!

That can’t be very satisfying, wanking over the toilet. I prefer a bit of comfort. "

I think they feel the contrast between white porcelain and purple meat is very eye catching

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers.

I'll be your brief

I’ll be in your briefs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there scope for imperial and metric versions. "

Yeah, good idea. Guys will love to show off in centimetres

"It's a full 12 when I'm excited."

"Inches?"

"Erm, yeah...sure."

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If a guy has nothing but dick pics on his profile I pass it by. Seeing it from different angles doesn't make it any more prettier x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is there scope for imperial and metric versions.

Yeah, good idea. Guys will love to show off in centimetres

"It's a full 12 when I'm excited."

"Inches?"

"Erm, yeah...sure."

I was thinking millimetres and thousandths of an inch.

Errr err I mean yards and furlongs.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers.

Is there scope for imperial and metric versions.

Just inches, Fiddles.

The ladies like the inches

Thing is, if I give you an inch, will you take a mile.

I'll take it all, Fiddles. You know it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pop some tape measure markings on it.

Works wonders.

They can't copy that, unless you're waiving your copywrite and patent.

Maybe a duplicate under licence agreement needs to be drawn up with my lawyers.

I'll be your brief

I’ll be in your briefs.

Just don't BE brief

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"I think there can be some merit in a nicely crafted picture of the male appendage.

I think the biggest cock crime is probably repetition closely followed by open sores and dermatitis.

dick pics

together with a face pic!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"A great cock pic is amazing I love them. Sadly they are a very rare find and most are hastily snapped from a toilet as they knock one out!

That can’t be very satisfying, wanking over the toilet. I prefer a bit of comfort. "

That’s fair. But I expect it’s because they are sending me a pervy pic whilst their missus is blissfully unaware!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"If a guy has nothing but dick pics on his profile I pass it by. Seeing it from different angles doesn't make it any more prettier x"
sandwich anyone????

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

"I think there can be some merit in a nicely crafted picture of the male appendage.

I think the biggest cock crime is probably repetition closely followed by open sores and dermatitis.

dick pics

together with a face pic! "

Inbox overloaded in 3…2…1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there scope for imperial and metric versions.

Yeah, good idea. Guys will love to show off in centimetres

"It's a full 12 when I'm excited."

"Inches?"

"Erm, yeah...sure."

I was thinking millimetres and thousandths of an inch.

Errr err I mean yards and furlongs.

Bloody hell! You could poke me without moving if you're measuring in furlongs!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If a guy has nothing but dick pics on his profile I pass it by. Seeing it from different angles doesn't make it any more prettier x sandwich anyone????

I am peckish

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

"If a guy has nothing but dick pics on his profile I pass it by. Seeing it from different angles doesn't make it any more prettier x sandwich anyone????

I am peckish

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