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5 attributes you would like in your ideal woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mine

1. Fiesty

2. Curvy

3. Pride in herself

4. Lady on the arm, slut in the bedroom

5. A sense of humour

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"mine

1. Fiesty

2. Curvy

3. Pride in herself

4. Lady on the arm, slut in the bedroom

5. A sense of humour"

all of the above please in buckets full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiet (speaks when spoken too)

gullible

vulnerable

desperate

accessible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, Confident,

2, Knows what she wants and knows how to get it,

3, Swan-like, ( smooth and unruffled on the surface, a thrashing bundle of strength and energy below the surface)

4, Able to articulate her side of any discussion,

5, Curvy bordering on voluptious

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PS Being a double jointed nymphomaniac Kelly Le Brock look-a-like helps tho

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

1/Curvaceous

2/Luscious

3/Alluring

4/Independent

5/Responsive

6/Eyecandy

Bugger that’s six! Mind there has to be six appeal as well

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

1 A pulse

Anything else is a bonus

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

1 be called Dannii

2 have a sister called Kylie

3 be willing to bring sister to a menage a trois

4 er.....actually that'll do me

Bigbad can use my fifth to offset his sixth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet (speaks when spoken too)

gullible

vulnerable

desperate

accessible

"

.... and then shagaloony woke up, fell out of the hammock, landed on a big dog which reacted by biting his testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet (speaks when spoken too)

gullible

vulnerable

desperate

accessible

.... and then shagaloony woke up, fell out of the hammock, landed on a big dog which reacted by biting his testicles "

and that your honour is Ms Serens defense!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Tony"
awwwwwwww what a sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Like Shaz.

Tony"

Someone's trying to claw his way out of the dog house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

Not in the doghouse here, never am.. but it did put a smile on her face, thats enough for me

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seriously now.

Has to keep me awake all night with incessant snoring, talking and fidgeting whilst asleep.

has to decide every meal whether I fancy that or not.

be a grumpy cow all day because she had little sleep but still far more than me.

be happy to receive breakfast in bed but not give in return.

leave a mess for me to clean up after you.

I thought long and hard, and as Ms Rooney is my dream girl then this must be my 5.

anyone got some spare crackers for my cheese?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"seriously now.

Has to keep me awake all night with incessant snoring, talking and fidgeting whilst asleep.

has to decide every meal whether I fancy that or not.

be a grumpy cow all day because she had little sleep but still far more than me.

be happy to receive breakfast in bed but not give in return.

leave a mess for me to clean up after you.

I thought long and hard, and as Ms Rooney is my dream girl then this must be my 5.

anyone got some spare crackers for my cheese?. "

got some spare cheese for ur crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"seriously now.

Has to keep me awake all night with incessant snoring, talking and fidgeting whilst asleep.

has to decide every meal whether I fancy that or not.

be a grumpy cow all day because she had little sleep but still far more than me.

be happy to receive breakfast in bed but not give in return.

leave a mess for me to clean up after you.

I thought long and hard, and as Ms Rooney is my dream girl then this must be my 5.

anyone got some spare crackers for my cheese?.

got some spare cheese for ur crackers "

My undie crackers? they're already cheesy, Ms Rooney away this week, I don't even know if we have a washing machine, never mind how to use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Intelligent

2. Red hair

3. Tactile

4. Slightly warped sense of humour

5. A good kisser

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