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Who would like to have sex with me.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....and you can't say no!!

If you do, well....I'll...I'll....I'll sulk and throw a tantrum but worst of all, I'll BLOCK you. Yeah, you've been warned.

My profile contains all the information you need to know about me.

Come on ladies/women, I'm yours.

Gentleman, I'm afraid I'm straight but you can admire from afar.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Yeah, go on then, chuck it up me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, go on then, chuck it up me. "

There's my girl. I knew you were gagging for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a lady but that profile pic really does it for me. When can I pick you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed over then darling. I thought you’d never ask me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not a lady but that profile pic really does it for me. When can I pick you up?"

Thanks, it's not a bad pic but wait till you get my face pic and well, my dick pic is going to blow you away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not a lady but that profile pic really does it for me. When can I pick you up?

Thanks, it's not a bad pic but wait till you get my face pic and well, my dick pic is going to blow you away. "

Make sure to write “Fancy a fuck” and I’ll probably get a semi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bed over then darling. I thought you’d never ask me. "

Steady on there laddie....this fine specimen is only for the layyyddiiess.

Thanks for the offer and if I ever 'turn' bi, you're top of my list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any lard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not a lady but that profile pic really does it for me. When can I pick you up?

Thanks, it's not a bad pic but wait till you get my face pic and well, my dick pic is going to blow you away.

Make sure to write “Fancy a fuck” and I’ll probably get a semi."

I know you want it. FAF is only for losers who aren't sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got any lard?"

Only the best cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed over then darling. I thought you’d never ask me.

Steady on there laddie....this fine specimen is only for the layyyddiiess.

Thanks for the offer and if I ever 'turn' bi, you're top of my list. "

*dons best frock and in finest David Walliams voice*

“But can’t you see, I’m a lady”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any lard?

Only the best cream. "

Blimey, I'm getting spoiled today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Seems like there is a queue already

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer you the same deal as the other guy along with a pumped up action five finger knuckle pump, not tried and tested yet so you will be my first victim....err I mean virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bed over then darling. I thought you’d never ask me.

Steady on there laddie....this fine specimen is only for the layyyddiiess.

Thanks for the offer and if I ever 'turn' bi, you're top of my list.

*dons best frock and in finest David Walliams voice*

“But can’t you see, I’m a lady”

"

Yes, yes you are but are you a layyyddy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got any lard?

Only the best cream.

Blimey, I'm getting spoiled today "

Aren't you just. You could start a bidding war here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one."

Tssst....your loss buddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Seems like there is a queue already "

Those who bring a sponge cake can jump straight to the front of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No"

Ohhhh.....WHAT?? You are soooooo blocked!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer you the same deal as the other guy along with a pumped up action five finger knuckle pump, not tried and tested yet so you will be my first victim....err I mean virgin "

"Same" offer?? When I'm offering the best cream to his lard. Tssst....you're gonna have to do better than that.

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