FabSwingers.com forum: 5 attributes you would like in your ideal man.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine.

1. Eyes that scream deviancy

2. Manners

3. Knows his own mind

4. A nice ass

5. Articulate

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

1. Ability to make me laugh

2. Nice eyes

3. Intelligent

4. Caring

5. Knows how to treat a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun, Tactile, Considerate, A good cook, Adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have had fifteen attributes requested so far and I appear to already have a minus score

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"We have had fifteen attributes requested so far and I appear to already have a minus score

you and me both lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have had fifteen attributes requested so far and I appear to already have a minus score

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Aww u sure about that

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sense of humour

Intelligence

Honesty

Caring nature

Gorgeous eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine.

1. Eyes that scream deviancy ( My eyes are reasonably normal, its the rest thats screaming deviant)

2. Manners ( do bad manners count?? )

3. Knows his own mind ( I lost my mind some years ago)

4. A nice ass ( I do have a donkey if thats any use)

5. Articulate ( I like them roasted and glazed with garlic butter , or is that artichokes??)

1. Ability to make me laugh ( I could tell you my c*ck size, most women laugh)

2. Nice eyes ( I have three BONUS!!! )

3. Intelligent ( well I failed the IQ test)

4. Caring ( I may require a carer soon ??? )

5. Knows how to treat a lady ( does sharing a 99P burger count??? )

Fun, ( I know that the tiny Mars bars etc are called fun size, so I guess my c*ck is FUN sized!! ),

Tactile, ( I use nails to put roof tiles on, thumb tacks would never work !!! ) ,

Considerate, ( I considered being considerate, but considering the circumstancies I thought reconsideration was worth considering)

A good cook, ( I can burn water )

Adventurous ( I need my hand held going to the toilet in the dark )

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

1. honest

2. considerate

3. articulate

4. confident

5. sense of humour

(but you could chuck in nice eyes, nice bum and a hairy chest and I'd be in heaven)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. honest

2. considerate

3. articulate

4. confident

5. sense of humour

(but you could chuck in nice eyes, nice bum and a hairy chest and I'd be in heaven)

in heaven or under his robe, whatever takes ya fancy

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"1. honest

2. considerate

3. articulate

4. confident

5. sense of humour

(but you could chuck in nice eyes, nice bum and a hairy chest and I'd be in heaven)

in heaven or under his robe, whatever takes ya fancy

ha ha...actually it wasn't aimed at a specific individual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 attributes i like in a man

1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one

2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.

3) a guy who can mix a good drink

4) a guy who can hit my g spot

5) with a tongue like a giraffe.

all bases covered with that i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 attributes i like in a man

1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one

2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.

3) a guy who can mix a good drink

4) a guy who can hit my g spot

5) with a tongue like a giraffe.

all bases covered with that i think"

and you wonder why patrick calls me a selfish bitch haha

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"5 attributes i like in a man

1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one

2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.

3) a guy who can mix a good drink

4) a guy who can hit my g spot

5) with a tongue like a giraffe.

all bases covered with that i think

and you wonder why patrick calls me a selfish bitch haha

ahh well still waiting for a woman to post things i might be able to meet up with lol,,,,,, can live in hope i suppose lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

1. sense of devilment

2. fab imagination

3. ability to know how to kiss-properly

4. fuck me eyes

5. has to be an alpha male

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"1. sense of devilment

2. fab imagination

3. ability to know how to kiss-properly

4. fuck me eyes

5. has to be an alpha male "

you already have the eyes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 attributes i like in a man

1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one

2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.

3) a guy who can mix a good drink

4) a guy who can hit my g spot

5) with a tongue like a giraffe.

all bases covered with that i think"
Well i was doing alright, and ticking them all off, until i got to that list. i'm no good at mixing drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 attributes i like in a man

1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one

2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.

3) a guy who can mix a good drink

4) a guy who can hit my g spot

5) with a tongue like a giraffe.

all bases covered with that i think Well i was doing alright, and ticking them all off, until i got to that list. i'm no good at mixing drinks

dont worry about the mixing drinks hun. i will just rob em. see a brown drink then its mine lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"5 attributes i like in a man

1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one

2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.

3) a guy who can mix a good drink

4) a guy who can hit my g spot

5) with a tongue like a giraffe.

all bases covered with that i think Well i was doing alright, and ticking them all off, until i got to that list. i'm no good at mixing drinks

dont worry about the mixing drinks hun. i will just rob em. see a brown drink then its mine lol"

o can mixm vodka-n-,rum-n-,bacardi-n-,whiskey-n-,and all in the same glass if needs be too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest

straight

considerate

trustworthy

must have own beach ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest

straight

considerate

trustworthy

must have own beach ball.

nearly spat me fecking coffee out at the screen then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol"

all i know is that it was brown but sure didnt taste like vodka. no wonder i was pissed. think a high percentage of people where drinking with something that nite.

will blame it on not wearing me glasses. am not really a robbing scouser

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol"

well if she was stealing mine to then she wouldn't have got d*unk lol as i was only on the (of which i lost at least 4 ) lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh arci can you suck ya own cock hun???

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"5 attributes i like in a man

1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one

2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.

3) a guy who can mix a good drink

4) a guy who can hit my g spot

5) with a tongue like a giraffe.

all bases covered with that i think Well i was doing alright, and ticking them all off, until i got to that list. i'm no good at mixing drinks

dont worry about the mixing drinks hun. i will just rob em. see a brown drink then its mine lol"

yeah...dontcha just...and then you wonder why you feel so crappy the next day...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who felt crappy the next day???? i normally look a complete and utter mess first thing in the morning. natural look for me hun, apart from the tits that is haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol

well if she was stealing mine to then she wouldn't have got d*unk lol as i was only on the (of which i lost at least 4 ) lmao

mind over matter. most prob diluted the alcohol in me system. most prob that was when i had my lucid moments when drinking your s hun

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol

well if she was stealing mine to then she wouldn't have got d*unk lol as i was only on the (of which i lost at least 4 ) lmao

mind over matter. most prob diluted the alcohol in me system. most prob that was when i had my lucid moments when drinking your s hun

xx"

cole and champagne marmite isn't a very good combination though i can tell you that much lmao but tit and marmite was a better one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol

all i know is that it was brown but sure didnt taste like vodka. no wonder i was pissed. think a high percentage of people where drinking with something that nite.

will blame it on not wearing me glasses. am not really a robbing scouser"
I'm saying nothing other than i'm glad my car has alloys so you couldn't nick my hub-caps

And sorry, i thought you said 'rock'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine.

1. Eyes that scream deviancy ( My eyes are reasonably normal, its the rest thats screaming deviant)

2. Manners ( do bad manners count?? )

3. Knows his own mind ( I lost my mind some years ago)

4. A nice ass ( I do have a donkey if thats any use)

5. Articulate ( I like them roasted and glazed with garlic butter , or is that artichokes??)

1. Ability to make me laugh ( I could tell you my c*ck size, most women laugh)

2. Nice eyes ( I have three BONUS!!! )

3. Intelligent ( well I failed the IQ test)

4. Caring ( I may require a carer soon ??? )

5. Knows how to treat a lady ( does sharing a 99P burger count??? )

Fun, ( I know that the tiny Mars bars etc are called fun size, so I guess my c*ck is FUN sized!! ),

Tactile, ( I use nails to put roof tiles on, thumb tacks would never work !!! ) ,

Considerate, ( I considered being considerate, but considering the circumstancies I thought reconsideration was worth considering)

A good cook, ( I can burn water )

Adventurous ( I need my hand held going to the toilet in the dark )

Haha pmsl u fluffing nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courteous

Masculine

Adventurous

Tactile

Tenacious

And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courteous

Masculine

Adventurous

Tactile

Tenacious

And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.

Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courteous

Masculine

Adventurous

Tactile

Tenacious

And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.

Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?

Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

acronyms and initialism...interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courteous

Masculine

Adventurous

Tactile

Tenacious

And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.

Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?

Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash

steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"acronyms and initialism...interesting."

They can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courteous

Masculine

Adventurous

Tactile

Tenacious

And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.

Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?

Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash

steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?

Hun i think you will need a lot more than that on your head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courteous

Masculine

Adventurous

Tactile

Tenacious

And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.

Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?

Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash

steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?

Hun i think you will need a lot more than that on your head lol"

Thinks

I'm receiving replies, this must mean I'm onto something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courteous

Masculine

Adventurous

Tactile

Tenacious

And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.

Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?

Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash

steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?

Hun i think you will need a lot more than that on your head lol

Thinks

I'm receiving replies, this must mean I'm onto something.

Think you are pants at reading replays lol. Will give you 8/10 for persistence though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intellegence

Honesty

Good sense of humour

Sunny outlook in life

Knows how to treat a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine.

1. Eyes that scream deviancy

2. Manners

3. Knows his own mind

4. A nice ass

5. Articulate

See my profile xx

(its nothing like that lol) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine.

1. Eyes that scream deviancy

2. Manners

3. Knows his own mind

4. A nice ass

5. Articulate

See my profile xx

(its nothing like that lol) xx

i wouldnt say that. you do have one of those. you have manners and said thank you after sucking my finger at the social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courteous

Masculine

Adventurous

Tactile

Tenacious

And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.

Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?

Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash

steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?

Hun i think you will need a lot more than that on your head lol

Thinks

I'm receiving replies, this must mean I'm onto something.

Think you are pants at reading replays lol. Will give you 8/10 for persistence though lol"

subtle mention of pants, 8 out of 10 for persistence, defo on the right track, off for a shower now just in case.

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