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What's the funniest nickname you have heard and what's the story behind it

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Legs’ for a guy who’d lost both his legs in an accident. He’d introduce himself by saying “Hi I’m Legs but let’s get this over with…I don’t have any”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sergio Biscuits. A chubby lad who had an amazing range of passing.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Sergio Biscuits. A chubby lad who had an amazing range of passing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall someone on Fab saying they had a really funny nickname when younger. Can’t remember who it was, but I’m certain it was on a thread about shellsuits. He said that he owned a white, blue and red one and his mates called him Aquafresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple but affective, Tim squid. So named because his surname sounded a bit like Camilari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read a story on Reddit about people who called their colleague Minty. Because he always showed up after 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuit....because his name is Gary and he is bald

Gary baldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a chap at work named bungalow Joe.

He's not the brightest, bless him... Nothing upstairs

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Way back in the day a fella in the pub was called Pish-hoose Pete after he had a a bit of a kiss and cuddle in the pub loo with someone. They were in the ladies and we only found out when there was a queue of women standing crossed legged at the door.

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By *unky_Fab_FellaMan
over a year ago

Nr Boston

I knew a biker called "Boots"

He had a tobacco tin segmented with different types of cannabis in it.

Boots the chemist...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked with a guy who we all called the clock.

He was never on time, it’s just that he had hand like Jeremy beadle… one small and one large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From an excellent Twitter thread on exactly this some time ago:

“One of dad's friends was called laptop. He was a short policeman ie a small pc“

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I know someone who had to be resuscitated after almost drowning in the pool on holiday, he has been known as Deadpool ever since.

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over a year ago


"I know someone who had to be resuscitated after almost drowning in the pool on holiday, he has been known as Deadpool ever since. "

Brutal!

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

I know a guy with one big hand and one small hand, we call him "The Clock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke at uni called Two Metre Peter. He’s fairly tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was called “Button” because I pressed any button I saw and while pressing it I asked "what does this button do?" One friend of mine said to me “Thank God you’re not the president of the US” ))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re not real nicknames but can you beat Ratty and The Nonce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tania. His real name is a very 'male' name but I thought Tania was his real one for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shakey. He has epilepsy.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Stumpy. He was a huge rugby player build of a guy but apparently his cock was short and fat

Bleach is a mate who's named because he's really really pale! I've known him 35 years and have no idea of his real name!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Oh and Bullet! He has a deep dimple in his chin that looks like a bullet hole!

Everyone had a nickname in our car gangs in the 80s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also worked with a guy who had 2 names depending on the mood. His real name was mick but I always thought it was Dan. Turned our people called him Dan because he was always so desperate for a shag.

We also called the same guy fanny hands because he has a skin graft on the palm of his hand from his back when we was a kid but it had also taken hair follicles with it so they grew when he got older, leaving the palm of his hand resembling a hairy muff.

We laughed, he didn’t

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Knew a guy called gravy because he went with anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greg Davies did a hilarious skit about nicknames on his tour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a guy with a random name that isn't his - I asked him why they called him Harry and it turns out that's the name of the guy that ran him over and put him in hospital when he was younger- thoroughly bizarre!

Also we have a guy called the claw - his hand got blown off by a valve at work and now just has a mush with a thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrek, because she was fuking ugly.

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