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What’s an old saying that makes no sense whatsoever?

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

You can't have your cake and eat it too!

I mean... what else are you supposed to do with it? It's a cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" You cant keep a good man down" of course you can if you use good quality bondage equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your coat on now or you won't feel the effect when you get outside

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

It's black over bill's mother's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow and steady wins the race

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

They're all the same some of them.

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By *ussythief2019Man
over a year ago

Thanet

Cant see the wood for the trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll go to t'foot of our stairs

Erm ok grandma

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"You can't have your cake and eat it too!

I mean... what else are you supposed to do with it? It's a cake!"

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Your point is understandable. But it actually makes perfect sense: you can either covet your cake or eat it but can't do both. Once you've eaten it you no longer have it.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What comes around goes around but it might be coming straight for you

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

A penny for them...??? well if that was the case we'd all be well loaded

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

She's no better than she ought to be.

I had to explain that to someone who spoke English as a second language. It caused much confusion.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"You can't have your cake and eat it too!

I mean... what else are you supposed to do with it? It's a cake!

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Your point is understandable. But it actually makes perfect sense: you can either covet your cake or eat it but can't do both. Once you've eaten it you no longer have it. "

If you buy two cakes you can eat one and still have one

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Cant see the wood for the trees"

That does make sense.

You are blinded and involved so much by one thing that you can't see anything else despite it being obvious.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I could eat a horse and chase the jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

He's not as green as he's cabbage looking.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Flaming galah

Gets my goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put your coat on now or you won't feel the effect when you get outside "

Surely it's take your coat off or you won't feel the benefit when you go outside???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't have your cake and eat it too!

I mean... what else are you supposed to do with it? It's a cake!"

The saying was originally you can’t eat your cake and have it too. It got garbled somewhere along the way.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Bees knees - it’s meaning used to make sense, something small and insignificant but now is used to reference something good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't know you're born". I can't even begin to fathom how that makes any sense

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

That makes sense. What you have is worth more than what you don't and might not have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Wake up and smell the coffee’. My teacher used to say it and I used to think.. I can smell it from your breath ahahah

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Most of these make sense to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I don’t see you through the week, I’ll see you through a window.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

Errr, WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errr, WTF?"

I know, right? Friend’s mum used to say it!

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Makes you think you don't know what to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be cheap at half the price. Surely you mean would be cheap at twice the price?

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By *iss_FickleWoman
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

It's raining cats & dogs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If I don’t see you through the week, I’ll see you through a window."

My Nan used to say that. Means they might not physically talk to you but they’ll still see you going about your business from their home, meaning they know you are alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good things come to those who wait"

Suddenly fancy a Guinness

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't let the bedbugs bite

Watch the streets their dangerous

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Good things come to those who wait

Suddenly fancy a Guinness"
I've had Guinness in London bit of advice don't

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but what about the other four fruits as recommended 5 a day

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Never understand what goes through people's minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please do not try this at home

I feel like people who are going to try this at home are going to try it at home regardless of whether you tell them to or not. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I don’t see you through the week, I’ll see you through a window."

One of my favourites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cast ne'er a clout till May be out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse in parsley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cast ne'er a clout till May be out."

That's solid sage advice apparently! Don't go taking off layers of clothes because it looks warm, there's bound to be a shit spell lurking to catch you and make you put that layer back on again (certainly in the Ne corner of Scotland, it's more like bbq weather by that time down south!!).

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Please do not try this at home

I feel like people who are going to try this at home are going to try it at home regardless of whether you tell them to or not. X"

And even more will see it as a challenge, or to do it in defiance

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