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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Do you know them, do you get on with them, do you socialise together, do they drive you mad, is their garden like an amusement park, do they let their kids do whatever they like at the expense of everyone else, do they keep sending you Xmas cards even though you never spoke, are they nosey and curtain twitchers .... What's yours like? Mine on the whole are ok and often very helpful with one exception of a new family who definitely like to be heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Week the old dear to the left is dead so she's no bother, the couple to the right are rather hot but the family 2 doors down are cockwombles..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living in a block of flats, there's multiple neighbours. I don't know many but there is this hot blonde girl that lives downstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to clash with one neighbour over parking. They'd constantly park over our driveway or not leave us enough room to get on. Now they're the ones we speak to most.

Neighbours across the way we don't speak to often apart from the odd occasion. They also got paint thrown over their car late one night, I went across to tell them. Luckily it was still dripping so they managed to wash it off. They've just had a baby too so I sent a card and a voucher over and offered my help should they want anything. (even if it's just to sit with baby whilst she has a sleep or has a shower when he's back at work).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re very posh. Old money types. Pleasant and friendly enough though. Never any worries about them being too loud or unsociable. That would be very much frowned upon.

I feel like a fraud living where I do

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By *ingle To MingleMan
over a year ago

Swalwell

Next door to my new flat purely by coincidence is a co worker

Neither of us knew until after I moved in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sort of seen them and said hi, they seem all very young, and there’s one who’s a musician in an indie band (I’m snooping, yes!)

Have yet to speak to them properly tho. Also, I don’t know what kind of activity is happening upstairs but I can hear the back and forth motion. But no moaning at all so I think they might be excercising rather than sexcercising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sort of seen them and said hi, they seem all very young, and there’s one who’s a musician in an indie band (I’m snooping, yes!)

Have yet to speak to them properly tho. Also, I don’t know what kind of activity is happening upstairs but I can hear the back and forth motion. But no moaning at all so I think they might be excercising rather than sexcercising "

I moan more during exercise than during sex "nooooooo, when will this stooooooop, arghhhhh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing beyond a polite greeting of our paths cross. I’m the antisocial one of the street. It matters not to me, what goes on beyond my 4 walls.

They’re peaceful enough on both sides, that’ll do for me.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Next door to my new flat purely by coincidence is a co worker

Neither of us knew until after I moved in"

Hopefully that's not going to be a problem for either of you. It could be good for carshare

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We don't get on with one side at all, apparently we're not posh enough... young couple on the other sude are nice but we only exchange greetings.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both neighbours are lovely, quiet and keep to themselves. One has early onset Alzheimers so is starting to lean on us a little but is an absolutely lovely person.

We aren't the sort to be into each other's business but we've invited them round for BBQs and things in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like my neighbours...nosey feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m end of terrace and my direct neighbours are awesome. The others around the area are tossers though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good friends with one of my neighbours. Our friendship started the first summer of lockdown in our shared garden over drinks.

It's been fun and frolicks since then

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By *elinefineWoman
over a year ago

kempston

Family to the left always take parcels in for me but are moving out soon and I don’t know who is moving in. Person to the right is rarely there but I get on with her as our paths cross professionally. She has had different people staying at the house including a couple who would have late night noisy sex and it was obvious she was faking Ended up putting a note through the door to point out I could hear EVERYTHING People next door to them are both teachers, newly married and have an unhealthy obsession with Disney

Guy over the road is a very odd creature…. Has an interesting assortment of ceramic animals that he keeps in his bedroom window along with a Dolls World head that appears every now and again and stares straight in to my bedroom window! He is also regularly visited by a couple of the local working girls who I come in to contact with through my (completely above board) job but thankfully they never give me any grief.

Now humming the Space song “Neighbourhood” to myself….

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Family to the left always take parcels in for me but are moving out soon and I don’t know who is moving in. Person to the right is rarely there but I get on with her as our paths cross professionally. She has had different people staying at the house including a couple who would have late night noisy sex and it was obvious she was faking Ended up putting a note through the door to point out I could hear EVERYTHING People next door to them are both teachers, newly married and have an unhealthy obsession with Disney

Guy over the road is a very odd creature…. Has an interesting assortment of ceramic animals that he keeps in his bedroom window along with a Dolls World head that appears every now and again and stares straight in to my bedroom window! He is also regularly visited by a couple of the local working girls who I come in to contact with through my (completely above board) job but thankfully they never give me any grief.

Now humming the Space song “Neighbourhood” to myself…."

Lol, that was hilarious and 10 for effort

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By *elinefineWoman
over a year ago

kempston

Thanks That is about the only thing I have achieved today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a block of six. Flat underneath me has a decent enough guy, new tenant. Above me is the noisy one, I've lost count of how many times I've told her to shut up with her constant banging things about. Guy across from me is the best, I get on well with him. Underneath and above him are two lazy arses, who do nothing. Wouldn't give them the time of day so yeah not the best of neighbours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old couple to the left are like a Mam & Da to us. Family to the right Total cunts

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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Our nextdoor are the best they don't know about our swinging life but we get on so well we go to each others party's weather it's one of there kids birthday days our some thinking we celebrating

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yep we all get on fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get on well with 2 but the 3rd is a plonker

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By *6topMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

30 ish couple from Darn South next door. Both nice and freindly, would love to pound her arse hard, as shes a cyclist and wears very horny cycling shorts that me wanna pull them down...

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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Our nextdoor are the best they don't know about our swinging life but we get on so well we go to each others party's weather it's one of there kids birthday days our some thinking we celebrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns to the left a joker to the right.i'm stuck in the middle.wooo

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I have one next door neighbour and I get on well with her. We’re always nattering and sharing a bottle of gin. I have another neighbour quite a way away and she’s wonderful, she’s often giving me plants

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My neighbours are both cops he's a absolute tool of a man just because he's been on TV she's a stunner of a plain clothes cop. rest of close all good friends look out for each other .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my neighbours are very reserved and keep themselves to themselves, I don't like this, I grew up on a street where all our neighbors were close

I always make the effort to interact if possible, some of my neighbours will straight up avoid eye contact so you can't even just let on, an that pisses me off I find it so rude

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By *aldyreynoldsMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

I won't move into a much needed bigger place simply because my neighbours are diamonds.

Old school nice people that keep their eye on my place when I'm on long ass shifts.

Can't risk moving and being surrounded by dickheads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one neighbour, they hated me absolutely hated me when i moved in, i practically knocked down my traditional looing house and rebuilt it... they're very traditional and didnt like it, they said it looked like a fortress because i put walls and a gate up.

However the past 3 months they have got to know me and now cant go out the house without them having a chat or giving me a fruit pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are a few fields away, just how I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've slept with a couple of mine....#awkward hahaha

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"My neighbours are a few fields away, just how I like it "

I hope the fields are full of cows and other such lovely animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbours are a few fields away, just how I like it

I hope the fields are full of cows and other such lovely animals "

Hopefully some ewes and lambs soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met mine once when they were complaining about a park el that had been left outside my door (my fault obvs). Other than that they literally run away back inside if I go out to the lift at the same time as them… london so friendly!

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"My neighbours are a few fields away, just how I like it

I hope the fields are full of cows and other such lovely animals

Hopefully some ewes and lambs soon! "

Always a lovely sight.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I hear Channel 5 has cancelled them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a cul-de-sac, and the neighbours are all perfectly acceptable. My only nextdoor neighbour is a single lady and sometimes works in the local pub so we get on great. My only problem with my neighbours is that half of them are family so it's a pain in the arse trying to get any privacy - they always know what I'm up to!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The old man downstairs is lovely, he makes his son put my bins out and bring them in, takes parcels in for me if he knows I've popped out, keeps an eye on my flat when I'm out or away, he's an absolute gem

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"The old man downstairs is lovely, he makes his son put my bins out and bring them in, takes parcels in for me if he knows I've popped out, keeps an eye on my flat when I'm out or away, he's an absolute gem "

My neighbours pop out a lot and some days I end up with 3 or 4 of their parcels but its ok as I know they will do the same for me. Yes and we take one another's bins out too if one is away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All are 70+. Next door neighbour plays a variety of musical instruments badly and loudly, which is ideal for me working from home. Neighbour on the other side never wears a bra. Neighbour behind is 90 and cycles everywhere carrying a cello. They’re a good bunch and all is quiet after 10pm.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I have fantastic neighbours, always have done through six house moves. I always make a huge effort to get to know them, often socialise with them too.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Only have neibours on side they not been there very long I been here since 1975 same as next door but one who is very nosey ! Opposite been there very shirt time as well just say hello dont mingle ! Have had street parties here one for silver jubilee back in 77 then the gold one! Plus a few others a melenium one but we had it in july 99 so we had the sun! Seen alot come /go /die/ and grow to adults in my nearly 50 years here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had our first swingers experience with our next door neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We live in a block of flats and know all our neighbours to say hello too and a friendly chat.

Before I moved in with Ash my next-door neighbour is my best friend, we were friends before I moved next door though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be so sad to move in a few weeks as my next door neighbour is wonderful. He's my age and we chinwag about everything over the fence. The kids all talk to him too and my dog adores him. He buys or makes treats for us all the time - last week it was creme eggs. He's made ice cream for us. I watered his garden when he was away. Lovely guy.

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By *x Rock Chick xxWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn

Ours are all very sociable plenty of parties and boozing and in the summer a fire pit at someone’s every bloody weekend

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over a year ago

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

I wonder if the north/south divide comes into play here ?

I speak to all my street as often as I can..

I speak to strangers on the train, bus or just stood by in a pub .. everyone does up here ..

But when I’m down south with work it’s totally different..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

One side is empty (thank fuck).

The other has a family with 3 kids from about 8-16. Nice people, happy to chat etc but have a terrible habit of doing noisy DIY at midnight

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

One side have just moved in and have really loud sex that lasts ten mm ins max.

The other side is a loud woman, who has her annoying sister and her daughter's round regularly who don't have any inside voices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual parking spot wars on my street lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual parking spot wars on my street lol"

That's better than the weekly bin wars on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of our neighbours had one of our parcels delivered to their house and opened it without looking at who it was addressed to! It was a very awkward conversation when he came around and admitted to what happened and that he was so flustered that he had thrown it away! Turned out it was a strap on that we had purchased online late one night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of our neighbours had one of our parcels delivered to their house and opened it without looking at who it was addressed to! It was a very awkward conversation when he came around and admitted to what happened and that he was so flustered that he had thrown it away! Turned out it was a strap on that we had purchased online late one night. "

Did he offer to buy you another one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual parking spot wars on my street lol

That's better than the weekly bin wars on mine "

Bin wars?? What do that do lmao, steal bins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of our neighbours had one of our parcels delivered to their house and opened it without looking at who it was addressed to! It was a very awkward conversation when he came around and admitted to what happened and that he was so flustered that he had thrown it away! Turned out it was a strap on that we had purchased online late one night. "

‘Accidentally opened it’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of our neighbours had one of our parcels delivered to their house and opened it without looking at who it was addressed to! It was a very awkward conversation when he came around and admitted to what happened and that he was so flustered that he had thrown it away! Turned out it was a strap on that we had purchased online late one night.

Personally to knock at the front door and admit what had happened and then paid for it, tickled us both the most.

‘Accidentally opened it’ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One neighbour's criminal career came to a halt following the penultimate raid after a murder. That was a bit unnerving. Least I don't have to deal with the music till 3am anymore.

Neighbour on other side screams and shouts far too much.

I need out of this place!

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Mines absolutely horrific! I mean she makes great cake, but omg she is so two faced it’s unreal! I’ll be civil, but dear god she’s annoying Miss pc

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

My neighbours are the best in the world we get on perfect

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Do you know them, do you get on with them, do you socialise together, do they drive you mad, is their garden like an amusement park, do they let their kids do whatever they like at the expense of everyone else, do they keep sending you Xmas cards even though you never spoke, are they nosey and curtain twitchers .... What's yours like? Mine on the whole are ok and often very helpful with one exception of a new family who definitely like to be heard!"

My non adjoined neighbours are great, we'll often stand outside and have a good old chin wag and catch up.

My adjoined neighbour was a sweet old dear who's lawn I used to mow as it'd gotten too much for her and her grandsons were back at uni but she moved out late last year. The new neighbours are OK but pretty much keep themselves to themselves.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I dislike having nieghbours. They stay away from me I stay away from them

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By *lim_funMan
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

I get along with anyone but at the same time I like my space. Contemplating erecting a 6ft fence and helicoptering round my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get o well with my one neighbour she chilled but she has some naughty underwear I come out my back down and get stopped in my tracks when I see some and she double my age lol

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By *lasgow rooferMan
over a year ago

Baillieston

I get on so well with my neighbours we all had a lovely day at court together

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Block of six flats down and left lovely older couple sell great up and left total fucking nightmare total liability even when shes sober and coherant below top bloke cant do enough for anyone down and right quiet bloke keeps himself to himself but friendly up and right single dad with kids another good bloke help anyone rest of the cull de sac are fine no real issues now "ten bob " the local gangsta drug dealer has been busted and evicted and the junkie managed to finnaly top himself hopefully someone nice will move in once the local kids stop calling it the murderhouse when they come to view lol

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

One side we have a single woman that Frisky has become great friends with, she loves hearing Frisky's stories from our/her nights out...

The other side, a friendly old boy but his adult children live with him, with their partners and children and they are a pain in the backside!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Upstairs - between them and their landlord m, I can’t think of enough Expletives to describe them

Other side are fine

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford


"One side we have a single woman that Frisky has become great friends with, she loves hearing Frisky's stories from our/her nights out...

The other side, a friendly old boy but his adult children live with him, with their partners and children and they are a pain in the backside! "

How frisky are her stories

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I live long n a village in south Wales. Everyone knows each other which has it's advantages and disadvantages

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

I get on fine with mine, wouldnt mind shagging one of them tbh

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Some of these comments about neighbours make me happy i live rural and dont have any for 1/4 a mile

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Some of these comments about neighbours make me happy i live rural and dont have any for 1/4 a mile "

Next move I am going rural. Not a trampoline in sight for miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The folk next door have a lovely dog. I feed her treats

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