FabSwingers.com forum: Your Porn Name

By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

So you take the colour of the underwear you have on plus the name of the last thing you ate

Today I'm Commando Chicken Dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black crumpet

lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Tartan multi vitamin,

Kinda has a ring to it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink granola

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Er.....

Naked coffee

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By *J and CBCouple
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I thought your porno name was your pets name and where you live. I'm Titan Drive.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Purple Fruitcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White nuts

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

Looks like black crumpet and black coffee are going to be our chorus line in any production

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Pink granola "
I'd watch her movies for sure,, lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Er.....

Naked coffee

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big fan of hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Navy Blue Banana

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Naked banana x

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Green malt loaf

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Spotty toast

Not terribly erotic

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Commando cornflake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Krave or Red Cereal

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Grey muesli

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

"Red Krave or Red Cereal

Red Krave sound quite marvel comics doesn't it?

Revenge of the Red Krave!

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

"Grey muesli

So just regular muesli then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought your porno name was your pets name and where you live. I'm Titan Drive."

I think it is and this one is stripper name. I'm running with it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Cookie.

Kinda works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange toast

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Grey muesli

So just regular muesli then?

Grey Swiss Style Muesli From Sainsburys was a bit of a mouthful I thought……

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Commando cornflake! "
that so works,

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

"Grey muesli

So just regular muesli then?

Grey Swiss Style Muesli From Sainsburys was a bit of a mouthful I thought……

That's what she said

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

"White Cookie.

Kinda works."

Matches your profile pic nicely doesn't it?

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By *crum2020Man
over a year ago

Alton

Blue-Jock Bacon-Bap!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Black Whip x

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Black Ice Lolly

Someone is going to get a shock when I appear on stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink granola I'd watch her movies for sure,, lol"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue crumpet.

I can go with that.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Grey muesli

So just regular muesli then?

Grey Swiss Style Muesli From Sainsburys was a bit of a mouthful I thought……

That's what she said

Lmao! In Fab it’s more likely to be “That’s what he said”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi-coloured weetabix ... somehow its just not cutting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando Groovy (some chocolate bar from Aldi).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Bagel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando Grapefruit

Mrs KC

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Black Ice Lolly

Someone is going to get a shock when I appear on stage

"
will you bring the Stevie Ray Vaughan hat with you???

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

"Grey muesli

So just regular muesli then?

Grey Swiss Style Muesli From Sainsburys was a bit of a mouthful I thought……

That's what she said

Lmao! In Fab it’s more likely to be “That’s what he said”

That can be arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue crumpet.

I can go with that.

Thank god you had not had a waffle for breakfast instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked bacon

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Grey chocolate biscuit !! Sexy

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By *iquor247Man
over a year ago

wirral

Black crunchy nuts

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Rainbow Toast

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Black popcorn

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Blue crumpet.

I can go with that.

Thank god you had not had a waffle for breakfast instead"

I definitely wouldn't have joined in the thread if I had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought your porno name was your pets name and where you live. I'm Titan Drive."

that made me Honey Sherwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese string blue

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Black french stick!

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

"Blue crumpet.

I can go with that.

Thank god you had not had a waffle for breakfast instead

I definitely wouldn't have joined in the thread if I had.

"Charming, Cheeky, Chunky and a flirt. What more does a girl need?"

If only I had a vagina !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White bratwurst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green Hash Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Toast

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Er.....

Naked coffee

Same...

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Black french fries

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Black nuts

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Black nuts

Think you should see a doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red bacon

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mink croissant. Ohh la la !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black malteser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black banana

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White Cookie.

Kinda works.

Matches your profile pic nicely doesn't it?"

Yeah I guess it does

Future username if I ever need one, except I can predict what emails I would get

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Black nuts

Think you should see a doc

I’m just trying out a new kink. They should be fine in a couple of weeks

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

Commando Chomp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black banana

I can't swallow them when they are over-ripe.

Oh wait.

That's not what you meant.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I thought your porno name was your pets name and where you live. I'm Titan Drive."

That's just for scammers on Facebook to get your security question answers

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

the

Lacey Belgian Bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Commando Groovy (some chocolate bar from Aldi)."

Previously called disco biscuits. Which do you prefer?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet

That makes us black and blue crumpets.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Commando T

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Black salmon

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Following an unhealthy snack it's now Polka Dot Midget Gem. I kinda like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Commando Groovy (some chocolate bar from Aldi).

Previously called disco biscuits. Which do you prefer? "

As a name, or to eat? I guess they both work well as a porn name, but Commando Disco just edges it.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Blue Orange-Buttons???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando Bagel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue mint - always smells fresh

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

Had breakfast, got dressed and now I'm...

Rainbow Muffin

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Following an unhealthy snack it's now Polka Dot Midget Gem. I kinda like it

They'll make a song about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Muffin

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet

That makes us black and blue crumpets.

I’m not into S&M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black marmalade..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet

That makes us black and blue crumpets.

I’m not into S&M

M&S then?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet

That makes us black and blue crumpets.

I’m not into S&M

M&S then?

M&M’s would be nicer

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Er.....

Naked coffee

big fan of hers

Tartan multivitamin should co star I think

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet

That makes us black and blue crumpets.

I’m not into S&M

M&S then?

M&M’s would be nicer

Deal. Peanut or chocolate or both?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Black pork loin

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Black biscuit

Hmmm not sure that works haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Weetabix & Black Porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Khaki banana.... ewww

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Green Cheesey Toast

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

Today's poen name must be "crunchie nuts" ouch

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

No pants coconut ring

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Green Cheesey Toast"

You need to see a doctor.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No pants coconut ring"

That sounds like your bent over.

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Black Almond

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"No pants coconut ring

That sounds like your bent over.

A coconut ain’t going in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White pudding

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No pants coconut ring

That sounds like your bent over.

A coconut ain’t going in there. "

I can think of other nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White double cream.

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

"White pudding

Gets my dessert spoon!

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By *enrysmith22Man
over a year ago

bury

Green wispa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked muffin

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Naked muffin"

Well it is Tuesday

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Green toast

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By *oomerang73Man
over a year ago

Newton

Commando steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teal Apple.

Erm...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Green toast

Wrong on so many levels.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

Blue shreddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black potato

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By *lumPuddingCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Erm, Purple Smoked Basa and Creamy Lemon Spagetti.

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By *j_cambsMan
over a year ago

near Ely, Cambs

White Chocolate Hob Nob

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Black fruit salad.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Black veggie sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black toast

NBVN x

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By *rWarwickshireMan
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Grey Penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

black toast.

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By *enrysmith22Man
over a year ago

bury

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ch3rry nom nom nom

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Blue toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue banana

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Purple melon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Rich Tea

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Blue Scone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Chocolate Porridge.

A bit gothy with a Scots twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Pineapple

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Burgundy Banana!

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Blue Sausage Sandwich..

going by OP’s rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black strawberry yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black ciabatta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange rice crispy

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Black Pot Noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey Stir Fry

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By *eo!!Man
over a year ago

Grest Yarmouth

Blue yorkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue yorkie "

That's the other name for a cold person from Leeds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Lindt Egg

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Black all bran.

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

Why do we all sound so nasty?

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we all sound so nasty?

Pmsl

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Black g-string sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Ham Sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black omelette, not gonna get laid with that name

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Black g-string sausage "

Kinky.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Commando gem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando pretzel

Viv xx

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By *ingle To Mingle OP Man
over a year ago

Swalwell

Lunch update - Rainbow Sprinkled Donut

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By *rAMissJCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

White cookie lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated

Commando jerk pastie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple carrot cake

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Commando kitkat

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By *onnyDayz1Man
over a year ago

Preston

Commando Carrot ??

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Black cough sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black protein shake

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Commando mixed meat platter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black sushi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black hob nob

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Blue Nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black cheese and jam sandwich.....

That doesn't sound sexy in any world!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Black Apple.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Black crumpet

lol"

And I'm white crumpet!

Mrs NC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink chocolate

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Green toast

Wrong on so many levels.

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pride Curry

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By *hotographer 30Man
over a year ago

rochdale

Tartan shepherd's pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard print jacket potato

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By *osscoxxMan
over a year ago

dundee

Commando Ice cream

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

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Green bikini Christmas pud

Not exactly sexy haha.

Shh! Don't tell anyone I'm eating Christmas pud

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over a year ago

I am lying… Leopard print Kinder chocolate

That’s the last last thing I ate

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over a year ago

Black Pasta

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over a year ago

Red chicken

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over a year ago

White chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple pickled onion.

Hmmm

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