FabSwingers.com forum: What comes to mind when you think of your first born

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

For me wow where do we start

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kind, caring and considerate little boy

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

An independent young woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A total one off. The most thoughtful, funny and caring little girl you could meet. I might add unlike her brother who will break some hearts she seems to have inherited all her looks from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong man, everything I wanted him to be and more

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Apart from a three day slow labour

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An amazingly considerate and kind young woman

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Tried it, saw the result, got another dog......damn sight easier!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A traumatic miracle.

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By *ingle To MingleMan
over a year ago

Swalwell

Pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joy.

and slight worry as he was the first and i was still learning!

(sure he'll be fine...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love kids just don't like the mucky way you make them ha!.

No she is my bright eye's the joy and love when she came was wonderful

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A Bastard !

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Forceps

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

My best friend and my biggest worry all rolled into one unbelievable package.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pride and overwhelming love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is the apple of my eye!

I adore her younger sisters too, but they’re higher maintenance and more like hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My greatest blessing and my biggest challenge.

That kid is the reason I'm still breathing and mentally exhausted.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Forceps

Same here

Torture tools I call them!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Pure love and affection mixed with a great dollop of pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is my first forever love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing… I’m so proud

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By *urio77Man
over a year ago

northampton

My Little Rock n roll star. But why did it only take 2 weeks to make you haha. Joking aside,I do realise I was blessed to be able to do that and feel for all those who can’t have children. My thoughts are with you all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One and only....no matter how much pain and troubles....always mine

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

for me it would be - I'm not that fucker's dad - I want a paternity test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to burst with pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius… Since starting school it’s amazing how far he has come and amazes us all the time with his knowledge. He certainly doesn’t get it from either of us.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What a massively intelligent bloody weirdo he is. "It's not a diamond, it's an angled square. A diamond is a mineral" says the 9 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel more than think, possibly, when I think about my kids. With #1 it is a desire to protect and nurture and a fairly strong sense of guilt, sadly. Not trendy to admit it but I became depressed after he was born and I struggled. Much better now, a fair few years on, and I love him so much.

Lovely thread. Thanks for sharing.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

An inquisitive, caring, loving, funny soul who has fought through his struggles and thriving. On the flip side , older than his years, worries about things he really shouldn’t be. A work in progress to a more positive outlook.

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Forceps

Same here

Torture tools I call them! "

Aka

Doom-spoons

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

My first born .. what a beautiful human being made by me quickly followed by the where’s the self help manual?? Cut our teeth on this kid so to speak do we knew what to kinda expect from off spring no2.

Yeaaaah didn’t go as planned no2 ..that lil fucker is autistic dammit back to square one.

Would I change anything .., would I fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Angel x

Haha, she’s not really, but my nanna said disabled children are angels on loan, and it became her nickname.

She’s taught me what it’s like to love unconditionally, she’s frustrated me, amazed me, captivated me, and she made me a stronger and more empathetic person…

But if you ask me to describe her after two hours sleep, when she’s kicking off, demanding toasties, waking her younger sister…I’d say she’s a nightmare! But she’s my beautiful nightmare x

Viv xx

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I live in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how proud i am

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

Pride.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

An incredibly talented and kind, but currently troubled young man

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

A wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, kind and thoughtful young man. He’s such a wonderful little person, I have so so so much love for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overwhelming unconditional

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Forceps

Same here

Torture tools I call them!

Aka

Doom-spoons

Oh god! That’s the new name for them!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Forceps

Same here

Torture tools I call them!

Aka

Doom-spoons

Oh god! That’s the new name for them! "

The doctor used them on me and I’d had no epidural

I felt everything, it was horrific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the fuck did you come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably should've read the replies before taking the piss, you're all lovely and lucky to have such wonderful kids

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Absolute knob!

Just kidding, love the lad to pieces, but he does cause a lot of stress.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I was only ever lucky enough to have had the one, I think he'd have been surprised to have know the immense pride and love I always did and still feel, thats despite me always saying

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Forceps

Same here

Torture tools I call them!

Aka

Doom-spoons

Oh god! That’s the new name for them!

The doctor used them on me and I’d had no epidural

I felt everything, it was horrific "

Sending love to your poor traumatised soul, I’ve no idea how our bodies tolerate it.

Eh, wanna hear something else horrific

Few days after giving birth, I tried to remove a small ball of tissue paper while on the loo, only it wasn’t tissue, it was very attached, and was actually the knot off the stitches.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Absolutely amazing

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Instant unconditional love.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Lovely caring young lady! (Not so young at 48 this year

) would do anything to help anyone! And best friend rolled into one x

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I only have one born but beam with pride as he is such a gentleman so kind and polite

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Forceps

Same here

Torture tools I call them!

Aka

Doom-spoons

Oh god! That’s the new name for them!

The doctor used them on me and I’d had no epidural

I felt everything, it was horrific

Sending love to your poor traumatised soul, I’ve no idea how our bodies tolerate it.

Eh, wanna hear something else horrific

Few days after giving birth, I tried to remove a small ball of tissue paper while on the loo, only it wasn’t tissue, it was very attached, and was actually the knot off the stitches.

Oh Christ!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Most beautiful baby i'd ever seen.

The sweetest, loveliest boy ever.

A beautiful, bright and considerate teenager.

Will soon become a man with a capital M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoilt brat,,,,haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handsome young man with a quick mind and wonderful talent. He's thoughtful and kind, proud to be his mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tidied your room yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much he's cost me

I do adore him though.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

My baby. He will always be my baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My baby. He will always be my baby.

When mine was 3 and someone said he wasn’t a baby anymore I almost lost my shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be interested to see the responses to a thread about the second born. Mine wakes up every single day and chooses violence

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