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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need eye bleach for mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need eye bleach for mine. "

Awesome

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Lots of people have free Sunday's, bored, looking to meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just thinking about this !

I’ve just seen one asking for something I’d love to do but don’t have the balls to message them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone asked if they could meet at the local park at 6am. It must have been bloody freezing!!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

The same guys recycling the same pictures they post every weekend for as long as i can remember lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…"

I have said I'm looking for everyone just so I can see. I need a life.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Nothing new, mainly al on the sausage hunt

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Same thing as always. Men moaning about women, women moaning about men. Both moaning about couples. And the odd couple acting like they are superior because there are two of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The same guys recycling the same pictures they post every weekend for as long as i can remember lol"

How can you tell the difference if they're dicks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s some women with amazing underwear collections.

There’s quite a number of lovely looking willys.

Loads of ‘…...has joined today’

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Ok some penis pictures.

A few people looking for a fuck.

Ooooh some lucky man got a verification

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…

I have said I'm looking for everyone just so I can see. I need a life. "

lol nooooo you have a life but it’s nice to live vicariously though others sometimes x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! "
my hotlist updates include a notification of an update to a spanking story in stories and fantasies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s some women with amazing underwear collections.

There’s quite a number of lovely looking willys.

Loads of ‘…...has joined today’"

See that's not needing eye bleach! And now you've had a perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! my hotlist updates include a notification of an update to a spanking story in stories and fantasies "

Oh. Gosh. Who could that be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asking for a professional naked cleaner. Didn't know there was such a need for these. Hoping they're shaved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people bored on a Sunday, a few who enjoyed clubs last night and some who want a meet now.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! my hotlist updates include a notification of an update to a spanking story in stories and fantasies

Oh. Gosh. Who could that be. "

The green arrow will find the author

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A bloke was feeling horny in a taxi and wishing he could have a wank and another wondering what newbies have done wrong.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

2 local women are on page 1&2 of hot pics. 2 couples looking to meet. 1 couple going to chams, and another couple wondering why men don’t read the profile before messaging.

All standard stuff really.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

A lot of *insert name* viewed your profile. People get randier on a hangover.

A woman with beautiful hair wielding a dildo and occasionally using it as an ice pop in photos.

A lot of horny people who are feeling so horny that they need to do something about the horny.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One lady wants only nine inch plus...and here's me with only eight and three quarters

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow


"The same guys recycling the same pictures they post every weekend for as long as i can remember lol

How can you tell the difference if they're dicks? "

Trust me i've seen these same pics so often i could pick them out of a police line up

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Someone in ashford has asked to watch someone through their window! x

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A sad announcement that a was found dead next to the note that read (what's the point, that bloody wins all the time.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"The same guys recycling the same pictures they post every weekend for as long as i can remember lol

How can you tell the difference if they're dicks?

Trust me i've seen these same pics so often i could pick them out of a police line up "

I’m just imagining it now…”mam, please could you tell us which number penis it was you saw”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few newbies,all males with no pics.

A few men have looked at my profile.

A few new pics..

That's all really

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

woman saying please please fab my pics, get me on page 1 please please

bit like getting a bent mot for ya car lol

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Mostly guys who need a good seeing to RIGHT NOW!

Some women and couples celebrating good meets last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…

I have said I'm looking for everyone just so I can see. I need a life. "

Does this affect your updates? I didn’t know that

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…

I have said I'm looking for everyone just so I can see. I need a life.

Does this affect your updates? I didn’t know that "

Yeah if I turn off looking for on all the options I don’t see any local updates. I also don’t get as many messages either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sad announcement that a was found dead next to the note that read (what's the point, that bloody wins all the time. "

The won!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sad announcement that a was found dead next to the note that read (what's the point, that bloody wins all the time. "

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"A sad announcement that a was found dead next to the note that read (what's the point, that bloody wins all the time.

The won!! "

Oh dear, a sad loss of the and all for nothing. Its a cruel world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 local updates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0 local updates. "

Well thanks for that contribution NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly photos today actually. Lots of beautiful women and a couple of guys I've hotlisted to revisit later, so I'm glad I checked . Plus one guy who inexplicably annoys the life out of me, poor guy's not even done anything, he just annoys me but I'm too nosey to block him

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Interesting pictures

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I saw an update from a guy saying he would be in my town in his motorhome. I saw 1 in the carpark at Asda but it may have been the howling gale that was making it rock.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Quite boring to be honest.

A few people looking at our profile, a few new photos posted, someone having a shower and an event thanking people for attending.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Complaints about vehicles and lack of. Complaints about being let down twice in the one night. Maybe don't double-book in future

Complaints about storytellers and fantasists.

Very little positivity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw an update from a guy saying he would be in my town in his motorhome. I saw 1 in the carpark at Asda but it may have been the howling gale that was making it rock. "

can you imagine?!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery "

GH?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Ann Summers rep advertising her business, lots of people received new verifications and a lady who had a great night celebrating her birthday last night in a club.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery

Glory Hole?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complaints about vehicles and lack of. Complaints about being let down twice in the one night. Maybe don't double-book in future

Complaints about storytellers and fantasists.

Very little positivity"

A cheerful bunch of folk eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery

Glory Hole?"

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I saw an update from a guy saying he would be in my town in his motorhome. I saw 1 in the carpark at Asda but it may have been the howling gale that was making it rock.

can you imagine?! "

Nooooo, I'm an .

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery

Glory Hole?

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Don't ask me,I am only the messenger

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! "

Not much tbh hence why I look further afield

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Few new, few lovely pictures from meets or just boredom besides very quiet so either hungover or just busy with norm life

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Someone is grumpy and won’t be meeting anymore, only chatting.

Many are horny

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening. "

Crap did I say all that out loud?

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

seeing if anyone I know has joined up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few status from people saying ‘need site supporter passes’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.

Crap did I say all that out loud? "

Have you found the sexy blonde?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle aged female who has returned yet again spamming it with pic's videos and begging statuses

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.

Crap did I say all that out loud?

Have you found the sexy blonde? "

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.

Crap did I say all that out loud?

Have you found the sexy blonde?

Every little helps "

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

A couple had a great night in a club on Saturday night

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Lots of veris now and someone looking for a wank and go.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Someone very bored and another pleading for sex as has been a while apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle aged female who has returned yet again spamming it with pic's videos and begging statuses "

Sorry

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Mainly goes along the of lines of ...i've got a big load who wants it ?? or i'm throbbing/hard about to spurt who wants to watch or just endless one's about meeting now for sex in a car park ..so yep pretty much eye bleach stuff ..

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.

Crap did I say all that out loud? "

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

And the top one is Why can't they get any meets as 100% gagging for some pussy ??( and the profile pic is a penis)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn "

I must read things more slowly.

I was convinced you’d written “God is like Twitters seedy spawn”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

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I think you're already well hidden, Mary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn

I must read things more slowly.

I was convinced you’d written “God is like Twitters seedy spawn” "

Was it the lack of a Cambridge comma?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

I think you're already well hidden, Mary "

I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol

Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn

I must read things more slowly.

I was convinced you’d written “God is like Twitters seedy spawn”

Was it the lack of a Cambridge comma? "

I don’t even know what one of those is, that’s for the clever folk right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn

I must read things more slowly.

I was convinced you’d written “God is like Twitters seedy spawn”

Was it the lack of a Cambridge comma?

I don’t even know what one of those is, that’s for the clever folk right? "

There's a thread going about them atm. I've probably got it wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

I think you're already well hidden, Mary

I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol

Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe "

I started off with just one.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

One couple are looking for black bull !

Another couple I kid you not are looking for a UPS driver with pics in there uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

I think you're already well hidden, Mary

I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol

Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe

I started off with just one. "

I might take the plunge on Tuesday !? I think it’s Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people looking to meet tonight.

Don't they realise it's a school night?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

It's time relevant, last night early this morning lots of who's free now/need to unload/fuck now, more recently it's ugly cock pics and moaning that no one meets etc. Bit of groundhog day

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Lots of poor grammar, their is no need for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"woman saying please please fab my pics, get me on page 1 please please

bit like getting a bent mot for ya car lol"

That's reminded me I need to get my MOT sorted this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

I think you're already well hidden, Mary

I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol

Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe

I started off with just one.

I might take the plunge on Tuesday !? I think it’s Tuesday "

Tits out Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

I think you're already well hidden, Mary

I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol

Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe

I started off with just one.

I might take the plunge on Tuesday !? I think it’s Tuesday

Tits out Tuesday "

Thank you!

Now on my updates is another guy that’s messaged me on online dating

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Now we have 1 lady demonstrating her liking for tartan and stockings.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

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Another reason I gave up online dating I couldn’t remember where I’d seen certain pictures first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

Another reason I gave up online dating I couldn’t remember where I’d seen certain pictures first "

The same people always there. Then I realised I was one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no ! Hide me!!

A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!

Another reason I gave up online dating I couldn’t remember where I’d seen certain pictures first

The same people always there. Then I realised I was one of them. "

True dat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone looking for a mechanic for their motor.

If only there was some sort of website people could search that sort of thing out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone looking for a mechanic for their motor.

If only there was some sort of website people could search that sort of thing out "

If only...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Every shape and size of dick on my local updates today. I haven't even had breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a penis, you get a penis.. everyone gets a penis! Oh and the occasional boobie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valentine’s Day

Kudos

Who wants to impregnate me?

Taking a break

CNC Kink… is that like machinery?

Vibe broke

Oooh Boobs!!!

Standard day near Dundee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

It’s a mixed bag of newbies, veri’s, people wanting a good fuck, a few pics and horny folk with the odd gang bang thrown in! And that’s without scrolling down

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just lots of folk looking for meets, local or passing throughs and no eye bleach needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a mixed bag of newbies, veri’s, people wanting a good fuck, a few pics and horny folk with the odd gang bang thrown in! And that’s without scrolling down "

Nice tatts on you mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol"

Eye bleach is available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a Fat nine locked and loaded ready to fire, any takers?

Lots of phone numbers

Someone wanting to meet in a Forest

Lots of moaning and I give up comments

Same old really

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent


"It’s a mixed bag of newbies, veri’s, people wanting a good fuck, a few pics and horny folk with the odd gang bang thrown in! And that’s without scrolling down

Nice tatts on you mate "

Cheers pal

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Valentine’s Day

Kudos

Who wants to impregnate me?

Taking a break

CNC Kink… is that like machinery?

Vibe broke

Oooh Boobs!!!

Standard day near Dundee "

I’ll impregnate you on Valentine’s Day…I’m not doing anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Valentine’s Day

Kudos

Who wants to impregnate me?

Taking a break

CNC Kink… is that like machinery?

Vibe broke

Oooh Boobs!!!

Standard day near Dundee

I’ll impregnate you on Valentine’s Day…I’m not doing anything else "

OMG a thread baby, so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Valentine’s Day

Kudos

Who wants to impregnate me?

Taking a break

CNC Kink… is that like machinery?

Vibe broke

Oooh Boobs!!!

Standard day near Dundee

I’ll impregnate you on Valentine’s Day…I’m not doing anything else "

I’ve seen this movie Take better care of me than Danny DeVito took of Arnie Please

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

In our area it’s the daily updaters in need of attention

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t check the local updates anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol

Eye bleach is available "

Please often an emergency lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has spunked on his iPad to a pic I’m guessing is someone off here.

Someone is uploading clearly fake pics.

And another is offering money for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked if they could meet at the local park at 6am. It must have been bloody freezing!!"

Yes, some folks are very off the wall, even for fab lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol

Eye bleach is available

Please often an emergency lol "

Should be provided with membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just a bunch of horny people on mine how serious they are I don’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol

Eye bleach is available

Please often an emergency lol

Should be provided with membership "

I agree, might be worth suggesting this in the feedback forum although I suspect the owners would have to seriously inflate membership prices to cover the cost of enormous amounts of bleach required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man that’s just rejoined, is complaining about people who leave and rejoin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone had a good pounding.

Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.

Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Lots of posts about club meets and moaning about men.

Same as last week and the week before and the week before that........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone had a good pounding.

Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.

Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message? "

I guess that’s your day sorted

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There is a really nice penis, accompanied by a nice pair of legs.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One status advises that the account will soon be deleted as he's broken up with THAT WHORE. But he does have space for someone to join him for Valentine's Day

A different man has put up a picture of himself eating an ice-cream. Not the sexiest thing I've ever seen, but kinda sweet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A handsome face

Oh and another nice penis with great legs.

Lots of people looking for sex. Who would have thought people on a sex site would be looking for sex.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh a rude one, calling a curvy woman a whale.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"One status advises that the account will soon be deleted as he's broken up with THAT WHORE. But he does have space for someone to join him for Valentine's Day

A different man has put up a picture of himself eating an ice-cream. Not the sexiest thing I've ever seen, but kinda sweet "

What flavour?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.

Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.

Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck."

Oh, the romance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman called Bryan has joined, is this a double bluff?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.

Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.

Oh, the romance "

I'll send you his deets beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.

Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.

Oh, the romance

I'll send you his deets beautiful."

Lucky me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone had a good pounding.

Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.

Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message? "

Obvs message! All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and another is asking if any milfs are home alone today! It's a shame the dogs are here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.

Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck."

But are they holding their penises over toilets? Gold standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone had a good pounding.

Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.

Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message?

Obvs message! All of them "

I quite fancy a McDonald’s now. Fffffff.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Some lass is asking if anyone interested in buying her used underwear instead of just putting that shit in the bin lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.

Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.

But are they holding their penises over toilets? Gold standard "

Sadly we apparently are not that classy here in Devonia.

I know. It's very sad. I may cry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Some lass is asking if anyone interested in buying her used underwear instead of just putting that shit in the bin lol "

She usually puts her shits in the bin?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Lass accusing men of not being real anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.

Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.

But are they holding their penises over toilets? Gold standard

Sadly we apparently are not that classy here in Devonia.

I know. It's very sad. I may cry "

Pictures of penises over toilets are a nationwide epidemic, please do not be too hard on your green and pleasant county. Also long uncut nails on men holding their tackle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone had a good pounding.

Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.

Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message?

Obvs message! All of them

I quite fancy a McDonald’s now. Fffffff."

Well you can get yourself one too?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Some lass is asking if anyone interested in buying her used underwear instead of just putting that shit in the bin lol

She usually puts her shits in the bin? "

In the bread bin by looks of her profile haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.

Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.

But are they holding their penises over toilets? Gold standard

Sadly we apparently are not that classy here in Devonia.

I know. It's very sad. I may cry "

Christ I thought Devon was classy?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lass accusing men of not being real anymore "

Are they smurfs?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Errr not much!

Just the usual riff raft, one or two being a bit rude in their statuses but otherwise … nothing out the norm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is saying his hotel door is open for some big dicks today.

I really hope the cleaner doesn’t go in before the big dicks get there

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

Someone 5 miles from me wants to snapchat.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone is saying his hotel door is open for some big dicks today.

I really hope the cleaner doesn’t go in before the big dicks get there "

Maybe the cleaner has a 'Henry'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is saying his hotel door is open for some big dicks today.

I really hope the cleaner doesn’t go in before the big dicks get there

Maybe the cleaner has a 'Henry'. "

I hope they have that thing that wipes memories from Men In Black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone is saying his hotel door is open for some big dicks today.

I really hope the cleaner doesn’t go in before the big dicks get there

Maybe the cleaner has a 'Henry'.

I hope they have that thing that wipes memories from Men In Black "

I'm safe - I have dark glasses.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Lass accusing men of not being real anymore

Are they smurfs? "

Whatever they are, they can obviously read, as she states in her profile she’s a bbw, and not to contact her if that’s not for you…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone name and shaming another fabber that they’ve lent money to … apparently they’re c*nts

Post re Bond Night at ClubPlay

A few newbies eyeballing us

Someone looking for a cinema date

Cum covered tits and a man asking can anyone take his 8 incher lol

A very sexy pic of a hairy chested man (*notes down the profile name)

Someone wants suckin off in Rochdale

And someone who forgot to buy gravy at Asda … yes really

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone name and shaming another fabber that they’ve lent money to … apparently they’re c*nts

Post re Bond Night at ClubPlay

A few newbies eyeballing us

Someone looking for a cinema date

Cum covered tits and a man asking can anyone take his 8 incher lol

A very sexy pic of a hairy chested man (*notes down the profile name)

Someone wants suckin off in Rochdale

And someone who forgot to buy gravy at Asda … yes really

x"

A CINEMA date? Wtf! That's just inappropriate.

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Someone asking if anyone wants to swap his 18yo FWB for a go on their ‘misses’

Someone else says that the site needs slim, fit women as opposed to fat ugly women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got someone who's excited about meeting people next week

Another who's had sex with 2 people in the last two days

One who wants a mff

Got viewed by a mm couple (intriguing...)

And another couple asking where the sexy ladies at

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Lots of people wanting meets.

Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.

Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.

Quite a few views on my profile.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Lots of people wanting meets.

Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.

Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.

Quite a few views on my profile. "

That could be something to do with those blue knickers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of people wanting meets.

Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.

Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.

Quite a few views on my profile.

That could be something to do with those blue knickers. "

That's just you x500

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone asking if anyone wants to swap his 18yo FWB for a go on their ‘misses’

Someone else says that the site needs slim, fit women as opposed to fat ugly women.

"

I see charm school is closed again.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Lots of people wanting meets.

Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.

Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.

Quite a few views on my profile.

That could be something to do with those blue knickers.

That's just you x500"

That makes me sound racey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of people wanting meets.

Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.

Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.

Quite a few views on my profile.

That could be something to do with those blue knickers.

That's just you x500

That makes me sound racey. "

What?!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Lots of people wanting meets.

Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.

Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.

Quite a few views on my profile.

That could be something to do with those blue knickers.

That's just you x500

That makes me sound racey.

What?! "

Me being a 'X500'.

Never mind, I'll get me coat.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

There is bugger all happening here. The last update was Sunday when a couple posted some new photos and a few folk added new veris.

Everyone must be hiding from the peeing rain, snow and freezing wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady is unhappy with insincere compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of Willy's.

Someone offering a cuppa at his.

Someone's upset he got deleted straight after a meet.

Milking, throbbing, draining yadayada normal stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today 6 people looked at me

5 new users

3 official meet 5 trying to get lucky

And about 20 new photos

2 people received verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new couples profile (2 days old) with no photos or photo verifications is aggressively asking for face photos on your first message

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Everyone had a very good time at club f at the weekend, or are looking forward to going this weekend

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Two different Males who have couples profiles are available to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples where the woman is at work/sleeping but man is allowed to play.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Two different Males who have couples profiles are available to meet."

These guys

I have some of these locally

A female that only wants the biggest of big gentleman sausage and a few that can’t stand the fact that people don’t read their page fully

#fablife

#sameoldshitdifferentday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of local hard willies

Lots of blokes wanting to wank / meet / cum

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"One status advises that the account will soon be deleted as he's broken up with THAT WHORE. But he does have space for someone to join him for Valentine's Day "

Oh he’s a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two different Males who have couples profiles are available to meet.

These guys

I have some of these locally

A female that only wants the biggest of big gentleman sausage and a few that can’t stand the fact that people don’t read their page fully

#fablife

#sameoldshitdifferentday "

Bloody hell she will be inundated. I love the phrasing though - is it yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A new couples profile (2 days old) with no photos or photo verifications is aggressively asking for face photos on your first message "

And have you blocked them yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone isn't sure about couples. He thinks it's awkward being ontop of a woman whilst the husband watches.

I wonder if I should explain that all he has to do is ask to fuck the husband instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's complaining about being called a young lady, and then an old lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone isn't sure about couples. He thinks it's awkward being ontop of a woman whilst the husband watches.

I wonder if I should explain that all he has to do is ask to fuck the husband instead? "

Hahaha, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone isn't sure about couples. He thinks it's awkward being ontop of a woman whilst the husband watches.

I wonder if I should explain that all he has to do is ask to fuck the husband instead? "

I'm suspicious that you ever message anyone via updates. Young lady.

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