FabSwingers.com forum: Downstairs lady parts?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the polte name? i'm guessing c**t is out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden seems to be the term a lot of ladies prefer but to me 'please attend to my garden' has me reaching for the lawnmower.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

In general chat (ie on here) I'm feeling foof at the mo.

Cunt only acceptable in the heat of the moment for very select friends.

Pussy is ok but I have cats and small children in my life so I'm not really struck.

Vagina or vadge not into.

Minge or that are used with female friends in girl talk.

Hot, wet, velvet channel of love is a bit wordy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only use the c word - 'pussy' just seems so lame, so Americanised to us. Obviously, its only for bedroom talk and we wouldnt use it in the constraints of chat plus we wouldnt force the term on those who choose another name! Just such a horny word for us - just our opinion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go Shakesperian and use Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my bf come out with wizards sleeve the other night!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my bf come out with wizards sleeve the other night!!!

Cue all jokes regarding his Wizard's wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found 'stench trench' can have a negative reaction so now use the standard 'pussy'. Boring but does what it says on the tin.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Garden seems to be the term a lot of ladies prefer but to me 'please attend to my garden' has me reaching for the lawnmower.

It's lady garden

Strimmer usually works best I find....

Happy for it to be called most things...except cunt, don't know why but that always makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuff!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's a foofoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a foofoo"

fardoodle

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Or your tuppence.

Yer Danny is yer bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a foofoo

fardoodle

If you think I'm calling it that your very much mistaken!! It's " smashed crab" or nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i call it my fanjita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a foofoo

fardoodle

If you think I'm calling it that your very much mistaken!! It's " smashed crab" or nothing lol

hahaha... Awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i call it my fanjita "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a foofoo

fardoodle

If you think I'm calling it that your very much mistaken!! It's " smashed crab" or nothing lol

hahaha... Awful

Some of them are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In conversation I say fanny but OP you can call mine whatever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found 'stench trench' can have a negative reaction so now use the standard 'pussy'. Boring but does what it says on the tin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

normally pussy..americanized or not, its still the best word.

in differing contexts its cunt(but that would be more like 'fuck my cunt''fuck that cunt' and not 'wow u have such a beautiful cunt').

any other words are pish really

I like saying fanny though...but dont think I've ever said it in a meet lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Got to be Ruggers favourite word..... FUD

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Mot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pum-pum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Va ja ja! Lol or in my case elephants sleeping bag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to use the term "Flange"

Or "Split Lips"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

The kitchen ....thats usually downstairs ehh unless u stay in 1 of them upside down houses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In conversation I say fanny but OP you can call mine whatever you like

sounds like an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In conversation I say fanny but OP you can call mine whatever you like

sounds like an offer

Basically, it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to be Ruggers favourite word..... FUD

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm not keen on skunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer to mine as lady bits. I will say the word pussy if its in a sexual context but that would be the rudest word I'd ever describe it as.

I would never say the C word and I dislike filthy terms that generally men come up with to describe a woman. I find it disrespectful.

In relation to men ill say cock, but I wouldn't say stuff like sword or anything like that, I think it sounds stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In conversation I say fanny but OP you can call mine whatever you like

sounds like an offer

Basically, it is

Ha I'll join you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shereen, as in a reporter called Shereen Nanjiani = fanny.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Minnie......

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Got to be Ruggers favourite word..... FUD

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SIMPLE THE GATES TO HEAVEN MMMMMMMMMM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Lady nest' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In conversation I say fanny but OP you can call mine whatever you like

sounds like an offer

Basically, it is

Ha I'll join you!!

You're from witham? Uh oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vajayjay!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Go Shakesperian and use Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When our daughter was young, and In the Night Garden was betime TV -

A Girls' became a PinkyPonk and a Boys' a NinkyNonk ....

It's stuck with me even now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once read of an old lady who was telling her doctor of a problem with her "Gentleman's passage"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Lovely 'Beaver'

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I still like "lady garden"

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

i dont use it but have heard it called an

"Axe Wound"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask me why but 'flowerpot'!!!!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Love crack

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Its my honeypot of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its my honeypot of course!

comes away with swollen cock....pls clear the bees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always liked fufu until the nurse at my smear called it that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still like "lady garden"

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Once read of an old lady who was telling her doctor of a problem with her "Gentleman's passage""

Are you sure she wasn't a cd?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Pussy does it for me, as crude as it may seem.

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