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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To leave your home and never return.

What do you take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on guys you can collect more than one thing in 5 minutes.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"To leave your home and never return.

What do you take?"

My beloved Dogs ashes, a family photo and my fave' toy

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Any pets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Memory box, my dog, all my pjs and as much food as I can carry.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Handbag, phone and charger, bag of photos, medication, warm coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could put good few things in the car in 5 mins

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Phone. Purse with all cards in. Car. Tent . Flint.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Memory box, my dog, all my pjs and as much food as I can carry."

Shit, I forgot about my peejays.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The kids, dogs, passport and grab/go bag,, and if you don't have one of those you should have,,

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

a taxi

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Handbag, phone and charger, bag of photos, medication, warm coat.

6. Disqualified

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The cat

Ash

My passport

Laptop, phone, chargers

Handbag

My wedding dress

Photos

And anything else I grab

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Phone. Purse with all cards in. Car. Tent . Flint. "

I don't think it's an end of the world scenario, Gran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm that’s a hard one

God emmm tv ha ha it’s pritty much not replaceable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife, cats, phone, laptop, shotgun, ammunition and a jar of marmite.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Handbag, phone and charger, bag of photos, medication, warm coat.

6. Disqualified"

Put your specs on Gran, she said 5 minutes to leave, not 5 item.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A change of boxers, clean pair of socks and all the cheese from the fridge

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Phone. Purse with all cards in. Car. Tent . Flint.

I don't think it's an end of the world scenario, Gran."

Says the woman who took a bag of photos !

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Wallet, passport, driving licence and car keys.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Handbag, phone and charger, bag of photos, medication, warm coat.

6. Disqualified

Put your specs on Gran, she said 5 minutes to leave, not 5 item."

Fuck really ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone. Purse with all cards in. Car. Tent . Flint.

I don't think it's an end of the world scenario, Gran."

No it's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bike, my credit card and my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handbag, phone and charger, bag of photos, medication, warm coat.

6. Disqualified

Put your specs on Gran, she said 5 minutes to leave, not 5 item.

Fuck really ?"

You Would definitely need to grab your glasses in that 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car, phone and charger, suitcase full of clothes, ear phones, bobble hat, toothbrush and toothpaste.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Phone. Purse with all cards in. Car. Tent . Flint.

I don't think it's an end of the world scenario, Gran.

Says the woman who took a bag of photos !"

I'm not leaving them behind for some that to throw away. I've already lost 2 thirds of them that way. Oh, and I'd take my old videos of my children and grandchildren. I know where they are.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Handbag, phone and charger, bag of photos, medication, warm coat.

6. Disqualified

Put your specs on Gran, she said 5 minutes to leave, not 5 item.

Fuck really ?"

Gran's on the gin again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wallet car keys phone and my cloths

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Handbag, phone and charger, bag of photos, medication, warm coat.

6. Disqualified

Put your specs on Gran, she said 5 minutes to leave, not 5 item."

Don’t be too hard on her, she is getting on a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camper van keys, kindle, phone, wife, kids, dog.

In that order

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Phone.

A loaf

Spread

Packets of meat

Primus stove

Packet soups

Bananas

Purse

Tent

Flint

Fruit bowl with fruit in

Coats

Sleeping bags

Porta bed

Lentils ( dried ) tons of them

A map

A compass

Lippy

Towel

Knife fork spoon can opener

Ear plugs

Sawn off shot gun

Shampoo

Conditioner

Toothbrush

Tooth paste

Toilet paper

soap

hairbrush

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

The petrol can and the matches so there's no evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing and just go has been a fantasy for a while!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Phone.

A loaf

Spread

Packets of meat

Primus stove

Packet soups

Bananas

Purse

Tent

Flint

Fruit bowl with fruit in

Coats

Sleeping bags

Porta bed

Lentils ( dried ) tons of them

A map

A compass

Lippy

Towel

Knife fork spoon can opener

Ear plugs

Sawn off shot gun

Shampoo

Conditioner

Toothbrush

Tooth paste

Toilet paper

soap

hairbrush

Deodorant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone.

A loaf

Spread

Packets of meat

Primus stove

Packet soups

Bananas

Purse

Tent

Flint

Fruit bowl with fruit in

Coats

Sleeping bags

Porta bed

Lentils ( dried ) tons of them

A map

A compass

Lippy

Towel

Knife fork spoon can opener

Ear plugs

Sawn off shot gun

Shampoo

Conditioner

Toothbrush

Tooth paste

Toilet paper

soap

hairbrush

Granny I'm talking hypothetically here but not the end of the world just you've got to leave emergency and then you house's falls in the pit kind of scenario. You can still go to the shops.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

wind up radio

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Phone.

A loaf

Spread

Packets of meat

Primus stove

Packet soups

Bananas

Purse

Tent

Flint

Fruit bowl with fruit in

Coats

Sleeping bags

Porta bed

Lentils ( dried ) tons of them

A map

A compass

Lippy

Towel

Knife fork spoon can opener

Ear plugs

Sawn off shot gun

Shampoo

Conditioner

Toothbrush

Tooth paste

Toilet paper

soap

hairbrush

Deodorant?"

Damn yeah ...... that too ! or a peg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children. Husband. Dogs. The gold bars we have tucked away somewhere safe. Should manage to get a hotel for a few nights

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Pets, handbag, phone and charger coat, washing bag n tooth brush .

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Kids, dogs, phone & charger, car keys and my emergency bag (which has a change of clothes for me and the children, toiletries, torch and a few other items)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Hang on, if we're only going on a short trip I'll just take my passport, handbag and medication. I can buy everything else I need.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Children, dog, handbag, phone, iPad, chargers, car keys, my valuables, change of clothes for all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd take the dog, kids, camera, kindle, laptop, chargers and all that stuff.

And obvs...Serge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Interesting that not many are taking sentimental items.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting that not many are taking sentimental items. "

Photos and videos all online

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hang on, if we're only going on a short trip I'll just take my passport, handbag and medication. I can buy everything else I need.

What happened to the photos ?

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

My boys, my dog, my phone, photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting that not many are taking sentimental items. "

Aren't kids and partners sentimental?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well I'd take the dog, kids, camera, kindle, laptop, chargers and all that stuff.

And obvs...Serge

Bert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting that not many are taking sentimental items.

Aren't kids and partners sentimental?

No they are living beings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'd take the dog, kids, camera, kindle, laptop, chargers and all that stuff.

And obvs...Serge

Bert"

Is that your beaver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To leave your home and never return.

What do you take?"

Umbrage

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By *igswingersMan
over a year ago

Near longford

My wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats, Cameras, as many Vinyl albums as I can carry and then Keys wallet phone.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting that not many are taking sentimental items.

Aren't kids and partners sentimental?

No they are living beings.

"
Shucks. Well then I'd also take the kids memory boxes - although if I had to take an item out of each it'll have to be one of their baby grows. The newborn smell is still on them 5 years later. I love having a sniff now and then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Interesting that not many are taking sentimental items. "

Scuse me ! I lived through the Covid era , toilet rolls are VERY sentimental items.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well I'd take the dog, kids, camera, kindle, laptop, chargers and all that stuff.

And obvs...Serge

Bert

Is that your beaver?"

No. Mine's not that bushy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyone else notice that Lornajo took the cat before Ash ? tsk .......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pics that don't exist in digital form

The black boxes x2

My wheelchair (it has my purse in etc)

Passports

Medication

Few clothes

Kids + Mr KC (if they're not automatically included)

Whatever the childrens decide to bring (my son would want a lot of music gear

)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'd take my Stannah Stairlift plus the Parker pen that I received when I first enquired about it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'd take my Stannah Stairlift plus the Parker pen that I received when I first enquired about it."

Please can I have your stairlift? Ta and whatnot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else notice that Lornajo took the cat before Ash ? tsk ....... "

Ash Doesn't need collecting from under the bed and putting in a Box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else notice that Lornajo took the cat before Ash ? tsk .......

Ash Doesn't need collecting from under the bed and putting in a Box.

"
you should really be letting the cat have more space to roam than just under the bed

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Obviously some of you have no concept of time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else notice that Lornajo took the cat before Ash ? tsk .......

Ash Doesn't need collecting from under the bed and putting in a Box.

you should really be letting the cat have more space to roam than just under the bed

Trust me the cat has plenty of space, in fact she often sleeps on my side of the bed snuggled up to Ash so I can't get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other half

Dog

Wallets

Phones

Laptops

Chargers

Car

Keys

Oh and myself

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/e9N6_Tj9u2U

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Passport and ID, some sentimental books, jewellery box, wallet phone and charger

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

My guitar

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I'd take my Stannah Stairlift plus the Parker pen that I received when I first enquired about it.

Please can I have your stairlift? Ta and whatnot

•

Only if you give me 5 minutes to take your breath away.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My kids, my puppy, bank cards, jewellery, passport, boots, coat, car keys.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Mr s my family photo albums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm clothes, car keys, wallet, swiss army knife.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'd take my Stannah Stairlift plus the Parker pen that I received when I first enquired about it.

Please can I have your stairlift? Ta and whatnot

•

Only if you give me 5 minutes to take your breath away."

*Awaits punch to the guts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids, their iPads and my car keys.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Go bag.

My devices and chargers.

Japanese noodles.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Go bag.

My devices and chargers.

Japanese noodles. "

Keys wallet and glasses too.

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

"Go bag.

My devices and chargers.

Japanese noodles.

Keys wallet and glasses too. "

Like you need glasses x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"The kids, dogs, passport and grab/go bag,, and if you don't have one of those you should have,, "

Reminds me of when pregnant had the hospital bag all ready for the big moment x

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

Fuck all, fuck everything. Chow

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

"My kids, my puppy, bank cards, jewellery, passport, boots, coat, car keys."

God damn women!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs and my emergency bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog, and the bag I have packed at the bottom of my bed (old army habits never die) lol its packed ready for a 5 day trip at all times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ps5 I had to wait a long time to get it in the first place so its coming with me, and some spare socks and undies.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Car keys, wallet, passport, qualifications, suit & my pillow

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"My dog

^^^ definitely this

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Irreplaceable trinkets, such as

a tiny pair of porcelain shoes, passed down from my nan. They remind me of clip clapping around in hers. They were way too big for me. She had loads of pairs

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Wallet.

Passports.

Car keys.

Phone.

Laptop.

Hard drive.

Medals.

Photo albums.

Cash.

If there's any time left, start shovelling some spare clothes and toiletries into a bag.

If it's a zombie apocalypse, a small axe, food, water purification tablets and a First Aid kit.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I can grab in 5 minutes i guess

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

My children, my dog, my phone, charger, passports and knickers

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

A sandwich

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By *aughty treatsMan
over a year ago

tamworth

Phone and wallet a must - same as every time I leave the house. But for an indefinite departure then memory pen with photographs saved on there and maybe my passport so I can travel.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Handbag (has everything I need in it) kids and dogs

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

No one taking clothes and shoes ?

Mine are all on hangars or boxed and can be thrown in the back of a car in moments. Cost a fortune and hard to replace in my size.

Phone, laptop, etc obviously (all in one grabable pile), then do one.

Its not like I haven't done this before.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Just my kids really.. thats all I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bank card, phone and charger, some clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The offspring.

Passport and cash.

Anything that’s hanging on the chair on the way out and there’s a lot hanging there

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Record player, my vinyl, the dog, a canvas, brushes and some oils and a book on Impressionism

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"To leave your home and never return.

What do you take?"

A Drum Kit, piano, guitars, wife, and some snacks.

Cal

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

My kids.

Everything else is replaceable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one taking clothes and shoes ?

Mine are all on hangars or boxed and can be thrown in the back of a car in moments. Cost a fortune and hard to replace in my size.

Phone, laptop, etc obviously (all in one grabable pile), then do one.

Its not like I haven't done this before.

Clothes, toothbrush, toothpaste already in the camper van

Plenty of food too.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Laptop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handbag, meds, coat, phone, charger, money x

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

The crotch goblins, phone, charger, purse and cats.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Lets hope the key to the safe is in its normal place.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

The cats!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"To leave your home and never return.

What do you take?

A Drum Kit, piano, guitars, wife, and some snacks.

Cal"

You might notice that as "the wife" I don't get top priority

Nita

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

5 mins is a long time. You could clear a room in a minute

Dog. Grannies rosary beads. Photos Records. Player. Passport. Keys. Purse. Clothes. Cosmetic case. Paintings

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m a bit of a minimalist so haven’t got a lot of stuff, so as long as everyone’s out of the house anything else can be replaced

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