FabSwingers.com forum: Things That Are Supposed To Be Sexy But Really Arent

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me it's fake tans an ladies. I get they are meant to make us feel sexier but I don't get it all. Females who wear to much perfume. I want to be able to breath.

Males it has to be muscles on muscles. To much aftershave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High heels, I mean they are sexy torture devices but I just prefer to feel short and teeny

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Kinky Boots …as a TV I suppose I’m to find them sexy and liberating, but ….No

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By *ananabrumMan
over a year ago

castle bromwich

Playing hard to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melted chocolate , sounds great but really just makes a mess .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."

This made me laugh so hard but yah I get what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post coital smoking

Finger up the bum

Rachel Riley

The term BBW

Fully agree with dirty talk or "being vocal" such a turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet

Cum ingestion

Having your ‘good’ lingerie ruined

Sweaty sex

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Rigid g strings. Looks hot but the flossed feeling isn't fun.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Melted chocolate , sounds great but really just makes a mess . "

Can be quite yulk

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By *issLipsandhipsWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Lip fillers

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"

When a person has just showered and washed that area, there is no hygiene concern.

It's actually very erotic giving and receiving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bright white teeth. It just doesn't look natural

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweating in the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting

Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spitting

Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement

I actually do find this sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spitting

Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement

I actually do find this sexy

The spitting, not the old guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

- ‘Heavy cummer’

- Beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweating in the gym."

Totally agree!

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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago

stourbridge

Women: Fake tan, lip fillers.

Men, skinny jeans unless you got skinny legs, older men that try and dress like their grandson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweating in the gym."

Similarly, women who stick their arse all the way out on the squats. Watch your lower back!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Fake tan , to much makeup, the filled lips.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think it depends who's doing whatever it is. If I think someone is sexy then they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long hair. You don't want to know how many strands of hair I pull out from my knickers on a daily basis.

Take from that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurses. Don’t get me wrong there are plenty of nurses that are sexy but having a relative that works in the NHS and the stories I’ve heard there is nothing sexy about that profession.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Bum sex just no thanks men with smelly feet

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Sticking a tongue in my belly button or my ear or sucking my toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticking a tongue in my belly button or my ear or sucking my toes.

Is it weird that I find the belly button the worst of the three? Not yours, just belly buttons in general.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Women: Fake tan, lip fillers.

Men, skinny jeans unless you got skinny legs, older men that try and dress like their grandson. "

You'd find those men sexy, otherwise?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Too much aftershave. Sometimes just any aftershave. No thanks.

Gangster emulating men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirty cream....horrible stuff and gets everywhere and smells

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"

Ha ha yes my thoughts! Will never lick ass no matter how clean x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Sex on a beach. Sand an intimate bits do not belong anywhere near together!

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
that made me laugh

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Post coital smoking

Finger up the bum

Rachel Riley

The term BBW

Fully agree with dirty talk or "being vocal" such a turn off."

Going to have to massively disagree on the Rachel Riley comment.

For me it's:

Lip fillers

Too much fake tan

Massive nails

Massive fake eyelashes.

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By *ingle To MingleMan
over a year ago

Swalwell

Food in bed - whipped cream is so 80s and is vile when warm and melted

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."

Yeah thats a turn off for me too.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Spitting

Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement

Have you seen young men today they spit anywhere, or do a thing with there nose ugh

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Those really high heels look really awkward and ugly

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Over exaggerated porn pisses me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ingle To MingleMan
over a year ago

Swalwell

Body shaming

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fake porno noises

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Toes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glasses during a blowjob. I'd rather get come in my eyes than have to clean my glasses and the little crevices between the frame and the lens from ejaculation.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Whispering sweet nothings in my ear.

I’m deaf. I’ve no idea what you’re saying and now I just feel awkward

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

"Fake porno noises "

Couldnt agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliding around in Macaroni cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big stupid filled lips

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

"Sliding around in Macaroni cheese "

Sounds fun haha

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Peep hole bras

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Ear licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive pumped up lips. Might be stepping on some toes there and each to their own but not for me personally

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Lip biting. I want to like it, I really do (and of course people can do what they want blah blah blah). If it's naturally done great, in person. In photos and videos it looks like they're chewing on a piece of dead skin, not aroused and thinking of fucking in a coy manner.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Hairy men in ladies knickers and stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open toe shoes on women... Very niche for me I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own but for us:

Hair pulling

Spitting

Gaping bumholes

Nasty sex talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winter boots, the higher up the leg the better, boris Johnson could wear a pair of nice of brown leather ones and I’d still get a boner.

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair pulling

I do love dirty talk done well, but saying 'do you like that, yeah?' In a porn voice on repeat is just annoying!

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Stockings that only come up to around the knee area.

Nothing but a waste of material.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Too much makeup

Whilst all of it is made from crushed animal bones to make an oil _ase which is also widely used in other items we use daily a little is all that is needed to add that sparkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suspender belts.

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Like some dirty talk but being called their slut is a turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spitting

Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement

Just the thought makes me feel sick..its not sexy its minging...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The majority of dick pics.

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."

Oh yes, DT is such a minefield ! Fun if you get it right but otherwise likely to end badly

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."

Just 17 furlongs to go.......

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Anal, controversial I know, never liked it, never will.

But if you want to receive it, then who am I to argue

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Underwear...I want to see that gorgeous nekkid body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum pics!

What is sexy about them?

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Wandering tongues attempting to penetrate my nostrils …

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By *urvy123babeWoman
over a year ago

cambridge

Spitting

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Shower sex. Bloody dangerous

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Right said Fred

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Hot tub sex. Too much work and liable to get a water parasite (as my friend found out when he went down on his wife in one once)

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By *enuine_J87Man
over a year ago

Eastleigh

When women get a paint brush, dip it in black paint and slap inch thick eyebrows on. I absolutely don’t understand it at all.

Topping up thin eyebrows is one thing I totally understand but the gigantic solid black ones?

That and the same thing with lip fillers, I understand why, but when they totally over do it so it’s completely out of proportion, turn off for me

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Long hair. You don't want to know how many strands of hair I pull out from my knickers on a daily basis.

Take from that what you will.

Really long hair or enormous knickers?

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By *andido63Man
over a year ago

Stafford

Fake boobs and lip fillers.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Suspender belts.

is such a thing possible!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Saxophone music in sex scenes in films. Just sounds like a bad case of wind.

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By *uffolksubWoman
over a year ago

Brandon

"Hairy men in ladies knickers and stockings "

Omg, definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High heels, I mean they are sexy torture devices but I just prefer to feel short and teeny

You're definitely the cutest on here

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By *rofessorMarcusMan
over a year ago

Chorley

Crappy cheap uniforms in role play

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Beach sex

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Kissing in the rain. It's cold and mascara ends up in your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saxophone music in sex scenes in films. Just sounds like a bad case of wind."

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

The "Gawk Gawk 3000"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"High heels, I mean they are sexy torture devices but I just prefer to feel short and teeny

Blasphemy.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Post coital smoking

Finger up the bum

Rachel Riley

The term BBW

Fully agree with dirty talk or "being vocal" such a turn off."

You sir, know what you're talking about.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hot tubs

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Hot tubs "

aka Fab Broth

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Hot tubs

aka Fab Broth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ball gags...they make me laugh too much

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Bloody Oysters

haha

They are meant to be sexy an 'aphrodisiac'

that shit belongs in the bin!

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre

Ann Summers nurses uniforms.

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

Shower sex… unless heights perfectly line up then this becomes a precarious balancing act on a slippery surface and unless you have a huge shower head then one person is not covered by the shower not to mention water washing away lubrication making it altogether awkward.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I could create a pretty significant list here, but I’ll choose one thing…….role play.

It’s playing pretend and it’s what you give up doing at junior school.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Prolonged oral. Just bury your dick in me and crack on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prolonged oral. Just bury your dick in me and crack on!!"

I'm liking your style La Luna- no fucking about!!

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By *rofessor RedMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Hair pulling

I do love dirty talk done well, but saying 'do you like that, yeah?' In a porn voice on repeat is just annoying! "

Really? I’ve never known a woman not like having their hair pulled.

Too much make up kills it for me

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Car sex, if you are both quite tall, in a Jag XK, with the centre console in the way, you need to be a pair of bloody contortionists.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Women with pics of their fanny looking like a hippos yawn....

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

"Prolonged oral. Just bury your dick in me and crack on!!"

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Spitting yuk

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long hair. You don't want to know how many strands of hair I pull out from my knickers on a daily basis.

Take from that what you will.

Really long hair or enormous knickers?"

Well, I do have pretty long hair and I'm often wearing enormous knickers. Got to keep this hotness contained somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's sexy posh people, then finding out they look down at you, or speak to like crap when all you have done is been nice,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Botox....just makes people look weird and the same as each other

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?

When a person has just showered and washed that area, there is no hygiene concern.

It's actually very erotic giving and receiving."

Really ? So we just shower and hey presto ...... no worm eggs....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hair pulling

I do love dirty talk done well, but saying 'do you like that, yeah?' In a porn voice on repeat is just annoying!

Really? I’ve never known a woman not like having their hair pulled.

Too much make up kills it for me "

If anyone pulled my hair I'd retaliate. In any case it would stop sex dead.......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hot tub sex. Too much work and liable to get a water parasite (as my friend found out when he went down on his wife in one once) "

Snorkel ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showering together.

Wtf is all that about?

Sex then a wet wipe clean after is all I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showering together.

Wtf is all that about?

Sex then a wet wipe clean after is all I want"

That's why I keep wipes in the bedside table. Mr knows I get a fresh pair of boxers afterwards too for any leaks during the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs

I won’t accept any croc hate

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."

I'd bet on a horse called HotwifeSeductions; more than happy to lose my shirt... trousers, boxers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs

I won’t accept any croc hate"

You don’t have to accept it but it’s happening.

Only one person gets away with wearing crocs on here

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

I’d have to agree with sex on the beach. Tasty drink but the real thing will leave your arse feeling like a bit of sandpaper

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’d have to agree with sex on the beach. Tasty drink but the real thing will leave your arse feeling like a bit of sandpaper

Kinky.

And his balls flicking sand up your arse.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."
ahhh lol,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

(joking, joking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men

(joking, joking)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"

haha this

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I’d have to agree with sex on the beach. Tasty drink but the real thing will leave your arse feeling like a bit of sandpaper

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ohh totally agree,, the idea of it was always great, then bang, reality slaps you hard,, ffecking Sand everywhere, and 24 hrs later still there,, couple that with Spanish cops chasing you off the beach,, that's a big never again from me

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Fisting….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting….

Idk if sexy but I find it impressive as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showering together.

Wtf is all that about?

Sex then a wet wipe clean after is all I want

That's why I keep wipes in the bedside table. Mr knows I get a fresh pair of boxers afterwards too for any leaks during the night. "

Ain't you just perfect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"

By that logic you must find giving oral to a woman disgusting too.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Parsnips,

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Fake tan and lip fillers. Just be natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake tan and lip fillers. Just be natural"

Completely agree! Make up too! Seen many of women look 100x prettier without it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake tan and lip fillers. Just be natural"

How about tinted moisturiser? I start wearing some just before summer hits to get a head start on my tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trout pout. Do not find it sexy at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much make up, botox, fillers ETC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lip fillers"

I'll second this

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Whispering sweet nothings in my ear.

I’m deaf. I’ve no idea what you’re saying and now I just feel awkward

I have this exact problem. Once the hearing aids come out you need to speak louder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trout pout. Do not find it sexy at all."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red lingerie (so 80s)

Latex and PVC

And those “sexy” little costumes you get at Ann summers eg nurse, nun, school girl…ew.

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

Phew - I'm not the only who's not so into dirty talk. Felt too practiced; like either I was a rehearsal for another meet, or I was the result of months of practice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red lingerie (so 80s)

Latex and PVC

And those “sexy” little costumes you get at Ann summers eg nurse, nun, school girl…ew."

I love red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything injected into the face to 'enhance' beauty

Sour-faced selfies

Dirty chat via text makes me giggle

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Full faces of full on make up, to the point you look completely unrecognisable and totally plastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full faces of full on make up, to the point you look completely unrecognisable and totally plastic"

hell washing the sheets after that..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Sex talk. It makes my vajayjay dry up like an old prune

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sex talk. It makes my vajayjay dry up like an old prune

Noted.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Suspender belts.

Ooohhh nooooo!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Feet

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Suspender belts.

Ooohhh nooooo!"

How can a suspender belt not be sexy.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

69.

Either let me watch you sucking my cock, lots of eye contact... Or let me concentrate on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full faces of full on make up, to the point you look completely unrecognisable and totally plastic"

I know a lot who this

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Phone sex, don't get it at all.

Over filled lips, just yuk.

Blindfolds, I want to see what's going on.

Watersports, just no!

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Star_ase K-7

"Phone sex, don't get it at all.

Over filled lips, just yuk.

Blindfolds, I want to see what's going on.

Watersports, just no!

I recommend any woman wear a blindfold, to avoid the mental scars of seeing me naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishnets, leather underwear, red lingerie.. it all screams cheesy 1980s vhs porno to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"69.

Either let me watch you sucking my cock, lots of eye contact... Or let me concentrate on you."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticking a tongue in my belly button or my ear or sucking my toes.

Belly button. Really ?

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body stockings,

the ones that look like your nan crocheted with multiple pattern changes every 3 inches like she'd lost track of her readers digest instructions

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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago

hidden location

OK, maybe an unpopular one, but...

A heavily pregnant lady in lingerie. My ex did this and it was just a huge turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishnets, leather underwear, red lingerie.. it all screams cheesy 1980s vhs porno to me

Bugger... that's pretty much my repartee

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Star_ase K-7

"OK, maybe an unpopular one, but...

A heavily pregnant lady in lingerie. My ex did this and it was just a huge turn off

Can't agree there. 1st wife with was H-O-T in lingerie when pregnant. Wore it when we "induced labour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary.

This made me laugh so hard but yah I get what you mean

I love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishnets, leather underwear, red lingerie.. it all screams cheesy 1980s vhs porno to me

Im adding deep throating onto this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the dick pics.

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By *nlyJessTV/TS
over a year ago

Meir

Smoking. Disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

dislike any fakery... spray on tans, big painted on faces, silicone implants, pupmed up lip fillers, that sort of thing

bodybuilders all ripped and full of steroids

guys who try to stop time and try to appear too much younger than their years they just look silly.

too many tattoos with messy placings...

and I won't touch school uniform dress ups, it's just totally wrong

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By *uttercupEWoman
over a year ago

yarmouth

Totally agree.

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