FabSwingers.com forum: Worried about my bum...

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

...does it look like a ladies bum?

Only there are an awful lot of straight blokes on my 'looked at me' list

....see what I did there Ruggers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm perhaps a better angle and clenched buttocks would help - it is a bit soft in that shot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe they looking at your profile to see if your bi not cause you look like a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely looks like a blokes bum, the balls give it away

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

I'm not looking so cant give you advise

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"maybe they looking at your profile to see if your bi not cause you look like a woman

But 90% of them are straight, and we all know no one fibs on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely looks like a blokes bum, the balls give it away

What balls?

we talking about the same photo? Lol am talking about the one in the gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking at the avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it is the way you are sticking it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was looking at the avatar "

Sorry got distracted there by the pics on your profile

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I was looking at the avatar "

I think I'm holding them up on that one.

You can never touch your balls enough when you're a bloke ...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Yes it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was looking at the avatar

I think I'm holding them up on that one.

You can never touch your balls enough when you're a bloke ...

You're telling me, that's all S does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was looking at the avatar

Sorry got distracted there by the pics on your profile

My profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...does it look like a ladies bum?

Only there are an awful lot of straight blokes on my 'looked at me' list

....see what I did there Ruggers?

Dont know about your bum looking like a ladies but you sometimes scream like a girl

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was looking at the avatar

Sorry got distracted there by the pics on your profile

My profile? "

Lol yeah couldn't help but sneak a peek at your couples profile.... If only I was a few miles closer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from here yeh

ur a bloke mate. why u posing like a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"from here yeh

ur a bloke mate. why u posing like a girl

That's what I said, it's all in the pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"from here yeh

ur a bloke mate. why u posing like a girl

That's what I said, it's all in the pose

only women he`ll be attracting like that are those with strap-ons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh thank you

more than welcome, tasty couple indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely looks like a blokes bum, the balls give it away

Could be a mega huge clit.

Can only see it in the avatar.

looks like a come and poke me bottom

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Dont know about girly... But definitely looks a year older

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Vic don't let these bishes dis your/my arse.

It's all man!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Oh well, better a girls arse than a big hairy gorilla arse.

Maybe I need to try another pic from my collection and see if it cuts down on straight guys looking at my profile.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Changed it. The picture, not by arse.

How's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have a lovely bum. nearly as nice as mine.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Dont know about girly... But definitely looks a year older

So where's my pressie then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't see the other pic but I still say that the pose is still a little too bendy. Women look great bending over, men can't really get away with it as well.

Its an attractive bottom though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont know about girly... But definitely looks a year older

So where's my pressie then?

oh yeah happy birthday you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't see the other pic but I still say that the pose is still a little too bendy. Women look great bending over, men can't really get away with it as well.

Its an attractive bottom though

Worse to see a man squatting with a big hairy man sack hanging down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't see the other pic but I still say that the pose is still a little too bendy. Women look great bending over, men can't really get away with it as well.

Its an attractive bottom though

Worse to see a man squatting with a big hairy man sack hanging down

Oh yeah that is terrible and offputting when the testicles are swinging about by the knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very nice arse in my opinion.

Colette

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Bum talk

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hmmm...needs more colour in your cheeks Vici my bwoy...I have just the thing for that!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Very nice arse in my opinion.

Colette

Why thank you

Your pics are impressive too

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

In our opinion(not often sought)......you have a woman's arse........aaaargh....(Tom baker in black adder )

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Hmmm...needs more colour in your cheeks Vici my bwoy...I have just the thing for that!

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! 8-o

Keep her away from me! I know what she does!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

There was I thinking this was a general post about people worrying about how much they have to worry about... considering the size of theirs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it out a little more..... i'll go grab the lube

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Stick it out a little more..... i'll go grab the lube

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Stick it out a little more..... i'll go grab the lube

I'll hold him down for you!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Stick it out a little more..... i'll go grab the lube

I'll hold him down for you!

*sings loudly* there will always be an England, England and St George.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Stick it out a little more..... i'll go grab the lube

I'll hold him down for you!

*sings loudly* there will always be an England, England and St George.....

Shhhhh, you'll be fine after the initial agony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's gone quiet, did he succumb?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"it's gone quiet, did he succumb?

Ran like a rabbit. Buggers got a fair turn of speed on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick it out a little more..... i'll go grab the lube

I'll hold him down for you!

*sings loudly* there will always be an England, England and St George.....

Shhhhh, you'll be fine after the initial agony.

Hey do ya reckon we could dp?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Stick it out a little more..... i'll go grab the lube

I'll hold him down for you!

*sings loudly* there will always be an England, England and St George.....

Shhhhh, you'll be fine after the initial agony.

Hey do ya reckon we could dp?"

How much lube did you bring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's gone quiet, did he succumb?

Ran like a rabbit. Buggers got a fair turn of speed on him.

typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick it out a little more..... i'll go grab the lube

I'll hold him down for you!

*sings loudly* there will always be an England, England and St George.....

Shhhhh, you'll be fine after the initial agony.

Hey do ya reckon we could dp?

How much lube did you bring?"

Bucket full

Hey if minx is here we could tp

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Is it safe yet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it safe yet?

I don't think so. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it safe yet?

yeah all the nasty people have gone, it's just me and your very very safe with me ............. !!!!!! *shiftily looks about whistling lol *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it safe yet?

I don't think so. Be afraid, be very afraid."

dont tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your running in circles

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Is it safe yet?

yeah all the nasty people have gone, it's just me and your very very safe with me ............. !!!!!! *shiftily looks about whistling lol *

Now I know I can trust you

Er...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it safe yet?

yeah all the nasty people have gone, it's just me and your very very safe with me ............. !!!!!! *shiftily looks about whistling lol *

Now I know I can trust you

Er... "

definitely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stick your foot out minx

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"stick your foot out minx"

Too late, she's already hot me!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"stick your foot out minx

Too late, she's already hot me!

Dammit, too slow again!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

*got

Freudian slip

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"stick your foot out minx

Too late, she's already hot me!

Dammit, too slow again!"

*waggles random bit of anatomy*

This bits still free!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"stick your foot out minx

Too late, she's already hot me!

Dammit, too slow again!

*waggles random bit of anatomy*

This bits still free!

Ooooh, I've come over all unnecessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw, lovin this thread....purely for the fab ass pics hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone please grab his wiggly bits and hang on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please grab his wiggly bits and hang on...."

oh believe me they are well and truly grabbed (gently of course lol)

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I might need backup at this rate

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I might need backup at this rate

Oh yes, keep backing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might need backup at this rate

Oh yes, keep backing up!

Ohhhboy your in trouble lol

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I might need backup at this rate

Oh yes, keep backing up!

Ohhhboy your in trouble lol

Help! Help! (Just quietly enough not to be heard...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might need backup at this rate

Oh yes, keep backing up!

Ohhhboy your in trouble lol

Help! Help! (Just quietly enough not to be heard...)

owwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might need backup at this rate

Oh yes, keep backing up!

Ohhhboy your in trouble lol

Help! Help! (Just quietly enough not to be heard...)

Still too loud where's he ball gag?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I might need backup at this rate

Oh yes, keep backing up!

Ohhhboy your in trouble lol

Help! Help! (Just quietly enough not to be heard...)

Still too loud where's he ball gag?

I never thought my first MFF+ would be quite this extreme...

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