FabSwingers.com forum: What's the first thing you do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

after you get to your room in a hotel ?

are you a bathroom checker ?

are you a window opener ?

are you an unpacker ?

are you a 'we need more pillows' ?

are you a 'where's the mini bar' ?

are you a 'fuck it, lets leave the cases and get down to the bar / pool' ?

are you a 'let's look what we can nick' ?

and just a random question !

how many clothes hangers should the hotel provide ?

i think 8 to 10 is just about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out the bathroom, bed, facilities....open bar...find the spare pillows,unpack, and then re hangers at least 20!

Have a drink in room and then hit the pool/sauna or whatever...then then bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn missed one!

The very first thing is check out the wifi!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

tit squeezer

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I jump on the bed first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tit squeezer"

Didn't realise hotels provided tits

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"tit squeezer

Didn't realise hotels provided tits

im never in one without a pair

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Check out how many bodies I can hide under the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bathroom checker, then check how bouncy/comfy/loud the bed is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out how many bodies I can hide under the bed. "

Lmao!

Note to self, never go to a hotel with either of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchor points for the ropes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anchor points for the ropes!

haha guilty of that in the past too

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

order room service

strip

throw a glass of water over me for the 'just out f shower look

towel on

poppers handy.........

and hope some young european bell boy arrives.....

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Check out how many bodies I can hide under the bed.

Lmao!

Note to self, never go to a hotel with either of you

hope im invited! ill be in the cupboard (no space under bed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"order room service

strip

throw a glass of water over me for the 'just out f shower look

towel on

poppers handy.........

and hope some young european bell boy arrives....."

tart!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"order room service

strip

throw a glass of water over me for the 'just out f shower look

towel on

poppers handy.........

and hope some young european bell boy arrives.....

tart!

thank you for your very kind words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check out your room neighbours if they are fit/alone

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Check out how many bodies I can hide under the bed.

Lmao!

Note to self, never go to a hotel with either of you

Funky is safe (in relative terms...). The axe murderer bit only develops later with my time stream.

It's probably due to glitter trauma

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

You missed another which Mrs scoobs does all the time.

See how many tea coffee and milk supplies there is.

Oh an biscuits and what flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've left out the important one - Testing the Bounce of the Bed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I go to the loo then get a cup of tea. Priorities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wee after all that traveling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check out bed for comfort, unpack then bar. Pass out on bed after first long drinking session in bar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump on the bed n flake out for a few mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the bathroom and then check bed for comfort drop the cases and down to the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"check out your room neighbours if they are fit/alone

Never happens!

I just get the noisy weirdos!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always check the sound proofing

I'd hate it if the neighbours could hear me sawing off his dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually put the kettle on for a cuppa and have a bath or shower before unpacking and changing out of travelling clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiday hotel.. Unpack to get it out of the way, them to the pool/ beach / sauna....

Business hotel... Fuck it..!!! Where's the bar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get undressed to try the bed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"check out your room neighbours if they are fit/alone

Never happens!

I just get the noisy weirdos!!!

Sorry about that.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Spare pillows, lappy on, strip down to my Knicks, check out if there's biccies/hot choc mix and get a few things out my case.

Then onto/into bed and fab on...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Unless I checked in with a friend in which case it's cock sucking/fucking before the door has closed properly

Cos there's usually been groping/snogging in the lift

(observation: I type snogging, predictive wants me to say sniffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg i'm one of the worse for hotels

I was a house keeper so i can be meggea fussy especially bathrooms.

Have been known to ask to be moved before

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Collapse onto the bed see if its comfy enuff then hit the bar as I normally dont drink because im always driving so good to relax with a pint knowing I dont need to go near car again that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"check out your room neighbours if they are fit/alone

Never happens!

I just get the noisy weirdos!!!

i had to complain as the room next door was playing loud music to mask them having fun... i was trying to sleep some bloomin inconsiderate people out there

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Kick my shoes off, dump my stuff, have a nosey round the depending if I am with someone or not will have a bit of a fumble or put the Tele on

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

check the bathroom, bounce on bed, check all the cupboards, check the tea/coffee supplies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check bathroom, bed, unpack my stash of vodka , pour one or two, hit the bar to check out the talent

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Look for the obligatory Gideon bible in case o feel the need to repent my sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look for the obligatory Gideon bible in case o feel the need to repent my sins

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"Look for the obligatory Gideon bible in case o feel the need to repent my sins

Wow not seen one of them for years. Do they still give them out at school??

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Looking to see if the windows can be opened... I hate airconditioned rooms where you can open the windows...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

connect to wifi and flake out on the bed!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hello, welcome back.

I check the bathroom for size and cleanliness. Check the storage space and unpack. Check the pillows for hard/softness and whether there is a spare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounce on the bed. I dont like a squeaky bed, or a soft one for that matter

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bounce on the bed. I dont like a squeaky bed, or a soft one for that matter

Squeaky and soft is just not good in the bedroom department.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the curtains.

Empty my toy bag out and lay everything out ready.

Have a quick shower and get into my outfit and boots.

Text Master to let him know I'm ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the curtains, unpack my case and take the washbag into the bathroom.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

fire escape..

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By *iddlesbroughmaleMan
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Straight to the bar then after a good piss up and shag have a look around for what im nicking on the way home next morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a James Bond style sweep.around the room looking for bugs, two way mirrors and hidden cameras, then do a roll over the bed as I draw an imaginary gun from inside my jacket and shoot at imaginary baddies.

Don't tell me you haven't tried it.

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