FabSwingers.com forum: Saturday forum roll call

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning..

Post here if you're present and correct on the forum.

Roll call will finish at 12 so don't be late!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Present and correct…. I think x

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

mornin folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Ash, good morning all

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

One half present

the better half is just waking up

Morning Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awol till 12:01

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for chatting shit duty

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Morning. Hope you a have a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present but love being corrected

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

Morning and been on duty since 5, will flag by end of roll call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm running late so not here yet.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct…. I think x"

Morning Molly...congrats on being first to be present and correct

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Correct as ever and reporting for duty.

P.S This reminded me to get in touch with your Mrs. Win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everybody

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By *artsomersetMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Hello all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, does anyone fancy doing my days work

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Present and correct…. I think x

Morning Molly...congrats on being first to be present and correct

Thanks Ash. I’m overwhelmed…..

I’d like to thank my mum and dad, family and friends for supporting me, it’s been my life goal and now I’ve achieved it. It’s all thanks to them…. And my alarm clock

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"mornin folks"

Morning Mr Pink...we were in Stratford yesterday at Westfields...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Correct as ever and reporting for duty.

P.S This reminded me to get in touch with your Mrs. Win."

I'm actually only nearly Mrs.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash, good morning all

Morning Bellaseas...I hope you have a fab day....

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Correct as ever and reporting for duty.

P.S This reminded me to get in touch with your Mrs. Win.

I'm actually only nearly Mrs.

You're already a Mrs in my eyes

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By *unninglinguist69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Morning all, present and correct sir.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"One half present

the better half is just waking up

Morning Ash

D."

Good morning D.....have you made breakfast?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Ash and all, present and correct

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for chatting shit duty

Thanks for reporting in....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present but love being corrected

Please report to my office immediately

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Why?... who we missing?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning and been on duty since 5, will flag by end of roll call

Morning davey...

Only just over two hours to go...you can do it!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

*Waves* good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All aboard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all from my bed x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm running late so not here yet.

I'm making you another coffee!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Had a lie in til 9am this morning, here now, waves ??

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By *unninglinguist69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh there's plenty to perv on in this thread.

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

What if we're just present but not correct?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Correct as ever and reporting for duty.

P.S This reminded me to get in touch with your Mrs. Win."

Morning Meli....I never had any doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all! X

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all, does anyone fancy doing my days work

Morning russ....I would offer but i have a very busy day watching football....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all, present and correct sir.

Morning...thanks for reporting in...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash and all, present and correct

Good morning Mellrose....I hope you have a lovely day

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Present.....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yes Major Ash

I am present and correct Sir

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why?... who we missing?

I'm not sure yet but we might need to form a search party....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Here Sir

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"One half present

the better half is just waking up

Morning Ash

Good morning D.....have you made breakfast?....

Just a cuppa for Jo, when the hunger kicks in I will be sure to feed her

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*Waves* good morning all

Morning my lady.....waves back....

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Hey! Can anyone join in?

By 1pm I'll be asleep again as I'm on nights for the next 9

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All aboard!!

Welcome aboard!..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all from my bed x"

Morning kitty Kat.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What if we're just present but not correct?"

I have ways of changing this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey! Can anyone join in?

By 1pm I'll be asleep again as I'm on nights for the next 9

Yes of course everyone is welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey! Can anyone join in?

By 1pm I'll be asleep again as I'm on nights for the next 9

That's tough. Hope you get through it ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here untill I go over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we please stop calling the OP sir because it gives him delusions of grandeur!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I'm present OP

Not sure I was ever correct though,

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yes Major Ash

I am present and correct Sir"

Good morning private Compersion and please continue to call me Sir!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Morning Ash!!

We’re both here perving

J x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Present and correct. Until my grammar fails me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and mostly correct, sir!

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Not entirely awake.. but ready for action.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here Sir

Thanks for reporting in...I do love a custard cream....

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Good morning, currently at the hairdressers, starting my day of pampering

Have a good one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for duty

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Aye aye captain.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hey! Can anyone join in?

By 1pm I'll be asleep again as I'm on nights for the next 9

Welcome princess to the Saturday morning roll call thread...I hope your night shift goes well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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over a year ago

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Present!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"One half present

the better half is just waking up

Morning Ash

Good morning D.....have you made breakfast?....

Just a cuppa for Jo, when the hunger kicks in I will be sure to feed her

D."

A full English I hope D.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all, does anyone fancy doing my days work

Morning russ....I would offer but i have a very busy day watching football....

Hahaha lucky you

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here untill I go over there "

Have fun where ever you go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Dipping in and out as I'm at work x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash!!

We’re both here perving

J x"

Morning J.....enjoy the perving....

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Good morrow to thee!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Present. Not promising correct, sorry Ash.

Posh

Bob is here somewhere too but he's a little busy right now

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

One half present and correct. Do we get half a well done? You can choose whether that will be well or done

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning, currently at the hairdressers, starting my day of pampering

Have a good one xx"

Morning dancer...I hope you have a wonderful day of pampering....

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Absent mindedly wondering what this thread is about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning just back from my gym class so definitely awake now

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yo

Hola Rose...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present. Not promising correct, sorry Ash.

Posh

Bob is here somewhere too but he's a little busy right now

I hope Bob can find the time to present himself before roll call ends but I understand if he's busy...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Present and correct, Ash!

Will there be Jaffa cakes? X

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Oh I’m here

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Present and correct checking in Mrs M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can we please stop calling the OP sir because it gives him delusions of grandeur!

But he told me I had to, Lorna! X

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Present and correct, Ash!

Will there be Jaffa cakes? X"

Oooh jaffa cakes

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Can we please stop calling the OP sir because it gives him delusions of grandeur!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Present and correct, Ash!

Will there be Jaffa cakes? X

Oooh jaffa cakes "

Oi you! I bagsy'd them first

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Here for registration. And we've got party rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here for registration. And we've got party rings

Can we eat them off fingers like I did when I was little. Far easier to put on a finger than a hula hoop too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present but I’m disappearing for an hour or 2 soon.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here for registration. And we've got party rings

Can we eat them off fingers like I did when I was little. Far easier to put on a finger than a hula hoop too.."

If there's any left when I get downstairs you can slide them onto any appendage that fits

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Here but not for long

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By *xploring2getherCouple
over a year ago

Desborough

Male half present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here for registration. And we've got party rings

Can we eat them off fingers like I did when I was little. Far easier to put on a finger than a hula hoop too..

If there's any left when I get downstairs you can slide them onto any appendage that fits

I’ll be honest I’m doubtful they’ll fit but we can give it a try .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we please stop calling the OP sir because it gives him delusions of grandeur!

But he told me I had to, Lorna! X"

He's now only responding to to me if I call him Lord Ash!

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

I've brought more coffee for those that need it

MJ x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can we please stop calling the OP sir because it gives him delusions of grandeur!

But he told me I had to, Lorna! X

He's now only responding to to me if I call him Lord Ash!

But that makes you Lady Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we please stop calling the OP sir because it gives him delusions of grandeur!

But he told me I had to, Lorna! X

He's now only responding to to me if I call him Lord Ash!

But that makes you Lady Lorna

Ohh that's a very good point

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct, Ash!

Will there be Jaffa cakes? X"

Morning Red...I hadn't bought any as I thought you had stopped eating them....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Oh I’m here

Morning cookie....Will you be visiting greggs today?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"One half present and correct. Do we get half a well done? You can choose whether that will be well or done

Only half a well done but a well done half....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning just back from my gym class so definitely awake now

I hope you had a good work out

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct checking in Mrs M"

Thanks for checking in Mrs M....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct!

Good morning and have a lovely day

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Present and correct, Ash!

Will there be Jaffa cakes? X

Morning Red...I hadn't bought any as I thought you had stopped eating them....

I just can't kick the habit, Ash. Need a fix!!!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Morning. I'm definitely here, I've been busy offering advise to the bewildered and fabbing some pics

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Just in time, phew! I've been out for a nice social run with a friend, now time for coffee & some fab. Morning all

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By *astcoast2000Man
over a year ago

Newcastle County Down

All.present and correct

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Just made it in time

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Morning

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Thanks everyone who was present although not everyone was correct

Forum roll call is now over.....

I hope you all have a fab day...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am here but i've been here a while so I 'm going but I still want my mark ....

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Present and correct.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck I’m late

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