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I’ve solved the energy crisis.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve just made a cheese, onion, tomato and pickle toastie.

I reckon it will be 4 and a half years before it’s cool enough to heat.

Burnt my mouth. Ouch

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Put it in the middle of the house and turn the heating off. Sorted

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I would solve the energy crisis by harnessing the energy in small children. I reckon one kindergarten group should be able to power most of Birmingham.

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By *aving_great_funMan
over a year ago

London


"I’ve just made a cheese, onion, tomato and pickle toastie.

I reckon it will be 4 and a half years before it’s cool enough to heat.

Burnt my mouth. Ouch "

Cheese

Onion (finely diced)

Mushrooms (finely diced)

Tomatoes (finely diced)

Olives (finely sliced)

Tobacco sauce

Black pepper

Bit more cheese on top.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I’ve just made a cheese, onion, tomato and pickle toastie.

I reckon it will be 4 and a half years before it’s cool enough to heat.

Burnt my mouth. Ouch "

I worked on a fusion reactor project a years ago.

The heat generated was beyond comprehension.

Someone asked how to insulate it, I suggested using the cardboard McDonald's use to wrap around their apple pie.....

Winston

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I would solve the energy crisis by harnessing the energy in small children. I reckon one kindergarten group should be able to power most of Birmingham. "

... and attach treadmills, rowing machines, cross fit trainers across all UK gyms to the grid ... January will be peak production just when we need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just made a cheese, onion, tomato and pickle toastie.

I reckon it will be 4 and a half years before it’s cool enough to heat.

Burnt my mouth. Ouch "

Oh please may I have one Fiddles ? With some some salad cream on the side

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I would solve the energy crisis by harnessing the energy in small children. I reckon one kindergarten group should be able to power most of Birmingham. "

Yes! If you could somehow store all the energy released by a Reception class at play time, we'd be getting it for free, it'd be so abundant!

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By *imandher123456Couple
over a year ago

gosport


"I’ve just made a cheese, onion, tomato and pickle toastie.

I reckon it will be 4 and a half years before it’s cool enough to heat.

Burnt my mouth. Ouch

"

Pickle on a toastie you heathen

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’ve just made a cheese, onion, tomato and pickle toastie.

I reckon it will be 4 and a half years before it’s cool enough to heat.

Burnt my mouth. Ouch "

Too much of a rush

You should take your time and savour every mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I solved that years ago any room I walk in to instnly heats up I am so hot

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I've put a dynamo on my wrist and every time I have a wank I feed back into the national grid.

Clearly I need to wank more.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Could we capture the energy of the restless legs of all of us with ADHD?

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By *irminghamlady08Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

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By *irminghamlady08Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow


"I would solve the energy crisis by harnessing the energy in small children. I reckon one kindergarten group should be able to power most of Birmingham. "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Anyone else remember the little tins of 'toast toppers'?

Like a glutinous sludge which when grilled couldn't be placed anywhere near ones mouth for ages till they cooled..

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

This is so strange, I was also thinking along these lines for energy saving tips and tricks. I was going to build a small outhouse from straight out the oven sausage rolls from Greggs, I reckon I was going to have enough heat to last 3 - 4 years. With your toastie as an insulator I reckon I could push that to 5 years

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Could we capture the energy of the restless legs of all of us with ADHD? "

Don't wish your life away - you might be compelled to power your own toaster that way soon

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma


"Anyone else remember the little tins of 'toast toppers'?

Like a glutinous sludge which when grilled couldn't be placed anywhere near ones mouth for ages till they cooled.."

Banned in 1973 along with napalm, pretty much the same thing

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Anyone else remember the little tins of 'toast toppers'?

Like a glutinous sludge which when grilled couldn't be placed anywhere near ones mouth for ages till they cooled..

Banned in 1973 along with napalm, pretty much the same thing "

Like a bad food memory, if food is the right thing to group them in..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've got the answer...

...Poptarts

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I've got the answer...

...Poptarts "

Lol..

Cue claims r us type jingle..

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