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"I’ve never been with a super long, girthy monster cock. If any want to rock my world then hit me up *starts doing lunge squats in preparation* " | |||
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"I’ve never been with a super long, girthy monster cock. If any want to rock my world then hit me up *starts doing lunge squats in preparation* I’m a 6ft 3 monster cock. Fancy a Megasorearse " you’re good! | |||
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"I've never measured mine lol Said no man ever " I hadn’t until it was demanded by a former fabber | |||
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"Ffs! Now I’ve gotta change my ‘depth gauge’ markings to accommodate decimal points? Back to my tattooist I go. " I thought those were metric. | |||
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"I've never measured mine lol" First thing I’d do if I had one! | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, " Guess we will start seeing firestick remotes ?? | |||
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"I've never measured mine lol First thing I’d do if I had one!" Me too, followed my helicopter | |||
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"Ffs! Now I’ve gotta change my ‘depth gauge’ markings to accommodate decimal points? Back to my tattooist I go. I thought those were metric." They’re interchangeable, dependent on who I’m trying to impress, or scare away. | |||
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"I've never measured mine lol First thing I’d do if I had one! Me too, followed my helicopter " Oh no you won’t. It takes years of intensive practice to get the correct technique. You can’t just bob it out and get it right from the off. | |||
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"I've never measured mine lol First thing I’d do if I had one! Me too, followed my helicopter Oh no you won’t. It takes years of intensive practice to get the correct technique. You can’t just bob it out and get it right from the off. " Still can't do it at my age. Mind you, my immobile back might have something to do with it. | |||
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"I've never measured mine lol First thing I’d do if I had one! Me too, followed my helicopter " Haha yep! And I’d have the best boing | |||
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"I've never measured mine lol First thing I’d do if I had one! Me too, followed my helicopter Haha yep! And I’d have the best boing " You could boing with a strapon. I'd watch that. | |||
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"I’ve never been with a super long, girthy monster cock. If any want to rock my world then hit me up *starts doing lunge squats in preparation* " Won't work your world but may visit Uranus | |||
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"I've never measured mine lol First thing I’d do if I had one! Me too, followed my helicopter Haha yep! And I’d have the best boing " No no that’s me well I’ve not compared but definitely the original one | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, " I did see profile picture once where a guy had a miniature size sky remote next to his penis which made me giggle…it was probably someone in the forums but I can’t remember who | |||
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"Is the preferred penis size for Women, according to a US "sex scientist". What happens to the other 1.6 inches? (or 2.6? or 3.6? )" I met up with a bi porn star few years ago, he has a beautiful dick and I thought it was at least 8 inches or more. When we were getting down to business he agreed for me to measure it, it came out at just under 6.5 inches. He literally went pale in shock, his face was a picture. Just goes to show it can be deceiving and I can believe therefore that size may satisfy a woman | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? " Sounds like it lol | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? " make sure it's a Stanley Fat Max, that will sort the men from the boys,, | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? make sure it's a Stanley Fat Max, that will sort the men from the boys,, " Good tip. And I've just got an idea for a photo | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? " Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble " But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? " all depends on how strong your grip is, them fat maxs are not to sneezed at lol | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? " I’m not sure what I’d rather have near my junk, one of those measuring tapes or a mouse trap | |||
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"6.4 inches sounds grand, every time I've been with a massive cock I've gotten cystitis ha ha" That explains a few things. I'm 6.5" and my previous gf would get systitus too if we happened to hit a deep position. Gina has had bigger but prefers my size for everyday use so to speak lol. She does like a bigger one to play with on occassion though lol And strange as it may seem, she has no interest in black cock, only a white one, which I'm quite glad of haha | |||
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"Anyone with a decent sized cock has definitely measured it! Do ladies prefer a shower or grower?" Gina loves a show'er, enjoys seeing my cock flop around when I walk naked haha | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? all depends on how strong your grip is, them fat maxs are not to sneezed at lol" | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? I’m not sure what I’d rather have near my junk, one of those measuring tapes or a mouse trap " Wuss | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? I’m not sure what I’d rather have near my junk, one of those measuring tapes or a mouse trap Wuss" I won’t bow to your peer pressure | |||
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN? Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? I’m not sure what I’d rather have near my junk, one of those measuring tapes or a mouse trap Wuss I won’t bow to your peer pressure " | |||
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon? T" Lol they have got USA tape measure that’s the same as there power outputs on cars lol | |||
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon? T" U.S. inch was effectively defined as 25.4000508 mm (with a reference temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit) and the UK inch at 25.399977 | |||
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon? T U.S. inch was effectively defined as 25.4000508 mm (with a reference temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit) and the UK inch at 25.399977 " but their remotes are smaller, lol | |||
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon? T U.S. inch was effectively defined as 25.4000508 mm (with a reference temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit) and the UK inch at 25.399977 " The inches on Keyser's measuring device don't look like they are the same as my steel ruler. | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, " Love this! Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! | |||
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon? T U.S. inch was effectively defined as 25.4000508 mm (with a reference temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit) and the UK inch at 25.399977 The inches on Keyser's measuring device don't look like they are the same as my steel ruler." My hand wasn’t steady enough for that kind of precision | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, Love this! Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! " The Lynx cans are smaller these days. The $ky remote is the recognised industry standard willy measurer. | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, Love this! Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! The Lynx cans are smaller these days. The $ky remote is the recognised industry standard willy measurer." the Sanex mens roll on is exactly 4",, just saying,, you will need 2, obviously | |||
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"you will need 2, obviously " Not me, personally... | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, Love this! Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! " The SkyQ remote is smaller that the original. Smaller remote = larger cock. | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, Love this! Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! The SkyQ remote is smaller that the original. Smaller remote = larger cock. " I like your thinking... How does it compare with a BT remote, though? | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, Love this! Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! The Lynx cans are smaller these days. The $ky remote is the recognised industry standard willy measurer. the Sanex mens roll on is exactly 4",, just saying,, you will need 2, obviously " Lynx do a travel one as well - that could make for a great comparison | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, Love this! Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! The SkyQ remote is smaller that the original. Smaller remote = larger cock. I like your thinking... How does it compare with a BT remote, though?" Dunno, I will ask Mr Google. | |||
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"Sky better resize their remote so, Love this! Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! The Lynx cans are smaller these days. The $ky remote is the recognised industry standard willy measurer. the Sanex mens roll on is exactly 4",, just saying,, you will need 2, obviously Lynx do a travel one as well - that could make for a great comparison " yea but you are then letting the other side know you use Lynx and they are right in thinking,,, JESUS LADS IT'S NOT 1993 FFS, | |||
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