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Cremated or buried ???

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

whats ya preference???

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"whats ya preference??? "

i would rather be dead first if you don't mind

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"whats ya preference???

i would rather be dead first if you don't mind "

oh i DO MIND!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Frozen "

He he he like a lollypop

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Frozen

He he he like a lollypop "

oh ul wish u had a stick up ya ass darlin!!! lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

billy wants cremated and his ashes brought back home to northern ireland his home land to be buried with his mum an dad purely for financial reasons only! as its gonna be cheaper than being re patriotated! who am i to argue with his wishes?

morbit subject but i supose it has to be discussed between partners! as for me just lift afew slabs in the back garden an that will do mighty damn fine lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer then everyone on here can come and lick me with no consequences lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I aint bovvered...... after all, I'll be dead lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremated and my ashes scattered on the sea

Don't want a final resting place wouldn't want people to have the satisfaction of knowing where i was,keep the buggers guessing i say lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I cant have a funeral pyre ( bloody spoilsports) I want cremated and scattered at the top of Slieve Donard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremated, and my ashes scattered over Russell Square by the fountain, my favourite place in London

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I feel like im halfway there already but if theres any decent bits left then that German doc can have them and do what he wants with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like im halfway there already but if theres any decent bits left then that German doc can have them and do what he wants with them"

That was a fascinating series wasnt it....does that count as you being like most people....more famous when your dead???

Can i have your autograph now?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I feel like im halfway there already but if theres any decent bits left then that German doc can have them and do what he wants with them

That was a fascinating series wasnt it....does that count as you being like most people....more famous when your dead???

Can i have your autograph now? "

You can have some body parts if you want

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Cremated and my ashes scattered over the vineyards in Champagne, want to pit something back into the land that has given me such pleasureable tastes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like im halfway there already but if theres any decent bits left then that German doc can have them and do what he wants with them

That was a fascinating series wasnt it....does that count as you being like most people....more famous when your dead???

Can i have your autograph now?

You can have some body parts if you want"

Do you mind if I collect them on the 6th? I will lovingly transport them in a latex bag and look after them...I promise lol.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Well they can have any body parts of mine that can be used, and then to be honest I wouldn't care if they just put the rest in the bin...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I feel like im halfway there already but if theres any decent bits left then that German doc can have them and do what he wants with them

That was a fascinating series wasnt it....does that count as you being like most people....more famous when your dead???

Can i have your autograph now?

You can have some body parts if you want

Do you mind if I collect them on the 6th? I will lovingly transport them in a latex bag and look after them...I promise lol."

no problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like im halfway there already but if theres any decent bits left then that German doc can have them and do what he wants with them

That was a fascinating series wasnt it....does that count as you being like most people....more famous when your dead???

Can i have your autograph now?

You can have some body parts if you want

Do you mind if I collect them on the 6th? I will lovingly transport them in a latex bag and look after them...I promise lol.

no problems "

wahoo,will bring my scalpel.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The University are getting mine… and once they’ve finished cutting it up and doing whatever with it then it’s their problem what they do with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter is being buried in a woodland burial park and a tree planted on top. I think thats quite a nice idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Thats a lovely idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr liddy wants burrying at sea dont know why the wierdo lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

I've arranged for the transplant folks to have first choice and then the anatomy department at the medical school to have what's left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i say just stick me on a bonfire and have a party and dont be misrebl il hope to go with a smile on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremated with a side salad and BBQ sauce

Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cremated with a side salad and BBQ sauce

Jim"

*Makes note* Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i say just stick me on a bonfire and have a party and dont be misrebl il hope to go with a smile on my face. "

yer offering yerself up for bonnie nite hun, in need of a guy here

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i say just stick me on a bonfire and have a party and dont be misrebl il hope to go with a smile on my face.

yer offering yerself up for bonnie nite hun, in need of a guy here "

only a guy ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody sexist!..I want a girl to sit on top of my fire lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"bloody sexist!..I want a girl to sit on top of my fire lol"
only your fire ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bloody sexist!..I want a girl to sit on top of my fire lolonly your fire ????"

lol, okay light my fire might be closer to the mark lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"bloody sexist!..I want a girl to sit on top of my fire lolonly your fire ????

lol, okay light my fire might be closer to the mark lol "

burn baby burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bury me at sea, the polution might kill me.

Just place my remains in a cheep box 'n' grill me.

give my body to medical science

if medical science will have me.

they can keep my lungs n kidneys

but my heart belongs to Daphne."

If i am buried its only to have "going underground" playing as they lower me down,

up the chimney for me.

Its cheeper, sustainable, and easier on relatives than backfilling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think buried is best as your 6 feet under.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffed please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any good taxidermists in the house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like my body placed in a cupboard at the inland revenue so that every time someone opened it I could fall out and scare the shit outta them for a change...

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