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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that Hackney Police caught 18 cyclists in 90 minutes cycling through red lights..

What is going on here people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their colour blind

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They need to get to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Tom, it looks like Hackney Police caught 18 cyclists in 90 minutes cycling through red lights..

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least the weren’t scooters eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Tom

According to the new highway code they own the roads and are exempt from the rules and prosecution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s quicker than getting off and walking through the lights.

Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be prostitution in the move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essex Tom totally dominating the forum Search for 'cyclist' topics

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Were the lights broken?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I thought this was going to be prostitution in the move. "

Drive by £20 blow jobs

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's all over the news. I do not make this stuff up..

I was not great at maths but if it's 18 in 90 minutes then how many in a day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be prostitution in the move.

Drive by £20 blow jobs "

Low overheads

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I saw a cyclist jump a temporary red light near the race course last week. He got shouted at by a bunch of race goers, turned round, gave the finger and then promptly hit a pothole and fell off.

Strangely, that got rather a large cheer from everyone

It is the only time I have been grateful that Gloucestershire council are so shit at fixing the potholes.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson


"I saw a cyclist jump a temporary red light near the race course last week. He got shouted at by a bunch of race goers, turned round, gave the finger and then promptly hit a pothole and fell off.

Strangely, that got rather a large cheer from everyone

It is the only time I have been grateful that Gloucestershire council are so shit at fixing the potholes."

Now that's karma!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Should these red light Dodgers be fined

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I saw a cyclist jump a temporary red light near the race course last week. He got shouted at by a bunch of race goers, turned round, gave the finger and then promptly hit a pothole and fell off.

Strangely, that got rather a large cheer from everyone

It is the only time I have been grateful that Gloucestershire council are so shit at fixing the potholes.

Now that's karma! "

He certainly karma off his bike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be prostitution in the move.

Drive by £20 blow jobs

Low overheads "

Not on a penny farthing.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Should these red light Dodgers be fined "

They should be pulled over and given a stern talking to, which should last no longer than 15 minutes, and which should involve the police person walking around the bike and tutting every now and then.

If they’re not carrying a bicycle pump they should definitely be fined for poor upkeep of a bike.

If they feel the need to give this talk to more than one cyclist they should deploy a loud speaker.

If cyclist gets lippy then throw them in the back of the police car and ramp up the sternness of the talking to.

After that? through the (Highway Code) book at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confiscate their saddle and maybe they'll have to think a bit more on the way home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Confiscate their saddle and maybe they'll have to think a bit more on the way home. "

The aim isn't to encourage them

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Had one years ago outside Waterloo station thinking he could jump a red light and go through people crossing over.

Until I kicked his back wheel and knocked the fucker off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starvation in 90% of the globe

Mass shootings in USA

Impending war in Ukraine

COVID fucking the whole world

But in UK in some town we had 18 cyclists dodge a red light and that was a newsworthy story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come Hackney Police have enough resources to sit watching traffic lights to catch cyclists out?

What’s that’s all about Tom?

Investigate…..

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"The cyclists in question were lectured on road safety and handed fixed penalty notices of £50, to be paid within 28 days."

Source: Road website article

Next question!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These buggers will run a red light...get flattened then blame a motorist..

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Starvation in 90% of the globe

Mass shootings in USA

Impending war in Ukraine

COVID fucking the whole world

But in UK in some town we had 18 cyclists dodge a red light and that was a newsworthy story "

Dog bites man is not news (see your first four lines). Man bites dog is news (see your last line).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be prostitution in the move.

Drive by £20 blow jobs

Low overheads

Not on a penny farthing."

Daaaaamn. You’re good

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