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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was the last time that injured you, out for lunch today and the sachet of vinegar I opened squirted straight into eye. It bloody hurt and is still sore

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Tends to be me. I'm clumsy

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

A "nice" new Santoku knife. Bloody sharp, but damned good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tends to be me. I'm clumsy

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Either left over cleaner on a sandwich or dodgy sandwich chicken.

Yay poisoning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tends to be me. I'm clumsy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A friendly cat in my hotel caught her extra long claw un me this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you me proper or minor

Minor god knows

One off they ones I seen blood on the side off my top come to find out I had cut my finger on something

If you mean proper

a dick had me walking like a duck and siting on one ass check for about a week but totally worth it

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

Papercut at work ... forgetting said wound then using hand sanitizer

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Van door upper catch, big lump on my head quite a bit of blood and it fucking hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kitchen table, caught my toes on it twice within minutes. Ouch!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Sex yesterday. Sore back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanner slipped and smashed my knuckles on the brake calliper on my car.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Papercut at work ... forgetting said wound then using hand sanitizer

Try mixing a Santoku cut with Birdseye Chillis. (Fire)

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

The pavement

I faceplanted it, broke my shoulder, fractured my elbow & smashed up my knee

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By *orbino67Man
over a year ago

Rochester

My hand

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My wheelchair

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Light fitting in the hallway. If I wear my hair in a top knot it catches on it and pulls some of my hair out.

The joys of being tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper!

A paper cut at school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arm was consumed by a big belt sander a couple of days ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not accident prone at all. Thank god!

My last injury was sitting up in bed and bursting all my abdo stitches last year. Emergency trip to hospital in the middle of the night

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Lube.

We have some lube that works wonders for Alice, but dries quickly on dry skin. After Alice had had a nice time, she asked to watch me masturbate.

I woke in the morning with very painful friction burns!

This stuff is vicious when it dries. Silicon lube is SO much better, but obviously not good for toys.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"My arm was consumed by a big belt sander a couple of days ago.

Yikes! Those things are vicious! Is your arm ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arm was consumed by a big belt sander a couple of days ago.

Yikes! Those things are vicious! Is your arm ok? "

Thank you. It grabbed my sleeve and wound it in up to the armpit. I was pinned to it for a while until I cut myself free.

Bruised and a deep graze. I could have been a lot worse.

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Yesterday my living room doors handle savagely attacked my right hand. Being a bloke I believed my hand would need to be amputated. Turns out it was just a little bruised.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"My arm was consumed by a big belt sander a couple of days ago.

Yikes! Those things are vicious! Is your arm ok?

Thank you. It grabbed my sleeve and wound it in up to the armpit. I was pinned to it for a while until I cut myself free.

Bruised and a deep graze. I could have been a lot worse. "

Absolutely it could have been, but glad to read that you’re ok and left with bruises and a deep graze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A combination of myself and another female today. She went to jab her finger in face and I stepped back and caught a table with my leg.

Itll bruise for sure, I'm like a peach

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"A combination of myself and another female today. She went to jab her finger in face and I stepped back and caught a table with my leg.

Itll bruise for sure, I'm like a peach

Did you break her finger, or were you too distracted?

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Too much wanking this week, causing a friction burn to my manhood

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Myself.

Just got in from the dog walk. Unfortunately mid walk I bent over to pick up his lordships pooh and cracked my head on the lamppost. I don’t know how I managed it either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these are

, Get Well Soon everyone

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A hoist attachment in work. 2 weeks later and my back is still saying "nope"

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By *adInLiverpoolMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"What was the last time that injured you, out for lunch today and the sachet of vinegar I opened squirted straight into eye. It bloody hurt and is still sore

My ego.....

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

A Stanley knife blade straight into my index finger today. Cutting carpet tiles. Good job I don't do it for a living

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Some of these are

, Get Well Soon everyone

Same to you. I’d kiss you better but I don’t like vinegar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of these are

, Get Well Soon everyone

Same to you. I’d kiss you better but I don’t like vinegar

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I don't like it either now

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The marble top off a butchers block which fell against my leg and jeeez it’s a bloody huge black bruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone trying to hit me a shoplifter tried large scale theft from shop few scratches nothing serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last time that injured you, out for lunch today and the sachet of vinegar I opened squirted straight into eye. It bloody hurt and is still sore

On Saturday was doing food shop in my local supermarket in France. The plastic packaging on some pork escalopes managed to pierce my thumb near the nail bed. It wouldn’t stop bleeding and normally I would have sucked it but wearing a mask made that impossible. So I had to wrap a tissue around it and keep my hand in my pocket until it stopped. Left handed shopping was definitely slower.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

For me it was a few days ago. I didn't close my eyes when I was washing my hair.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Random pieces if furniture probably. I'm always finding bruises and rarely remember where from

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

A red chilli

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Tends to be me. I'm clumsy

Politely declines the offer of a wank.

Winston

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Tends to be me. I'm clumsy

Politely declines the offer of a wank.

Winston"

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"A red chilli"

I dread to think where!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Usually one of the cats... Although it might have been the bed post where I've moved things around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A combination of myself and another female today. She went to jab her finger in face and I stepped back and caught a table with my leg.

Itll bruise for sure, I'm like a peach

Did you break her finger, or were you too distracted?"

I'd like to say I'm too much if a lady for that, but in my head I headbutted her

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"A combination of myself and another female today. She went to jab her finger in face and I stepped back and caught a table with my leg.

Itll bruise for sure, I'm like a peach

Did you break her finger, or were you too distracted?

I'd like to say I'm too much if a lady for that, but in my head I headbutted her

Strange kink to have Bella but it has a certain appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Stanley knife blade straight into my index finger today. Cutting carpet tiles. Good job I don't do it for a living

I just peed myself a little. I hate blades.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A resistance band snapped on me the other day. Not a bad injury by any means but it certainly gave me an almighty slap

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Minor.....breaking my nail off at work and bleeding

Major(ish).......falling over on a night out and cutting my head open. Lots of blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last thing to injure me was a wild boar I wrestled to the floor by it’s head when it attacked an old lady picking wild gooseberry’s in the local nature reserve I happened to be jogging through.

Properly scratched my finger it did.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"A combination of myself and another female today. She went to jab her finger in face and I stepped back and caught a table with my leg.

Itll bruise for sure, I'm like a peach

Did you break her finger, or were you too distracted?

I'd like to say I'm too much if a lady for that, but in my head I headbutted her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tipping a big bag of sawdust today in work, big gust of wind and I got a mouth full, eye full, nose full and lung full of sawdust, my poor eyes have never felt pain like this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A combination of myself and another female today. She went to jab her finger in face and I stepped back and caught a table with my leg.

Itll bruise for sure, I'm like a peach

Did you break her finger, or were you too distracted?

I'd like to say I'm too much if a lady for that, but in my head I headbutted her

Strange kink to have Bella but it has a certain appeal

I have plenty of kinks Sophie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 20kg weight plate.

Dropped it on ma foot.

Moral of the story? Don’t drop weights on ya foot. It f’kin hurts.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Probably a hot oven.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The last thing to injure me was a wild boar I wrestled to the floor by it’s head when it attacked an old lady picking wild gooseberry’s in the local nature reserve I happened to be jogging through.

Properly scratched my finger it did."

Yea, right

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"A combination of myself and another female today. She went to jab her finger in face and I stepped back and caught a table with my leg.

Itll bruise for sure, I'm like a peach

Did you break her finger, or were you too distracted?

I'd like to say I'm too much if a lady for that, but in my head I headbutted her

Strange kink to have Bella but it has a certain appeal

I have plenty of kinks Sophie

You know sharing is caring right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripped over a hose pipe at work and ended up in a crumpled heap on the floor

I thought it was quite funny until a couple of days later when I found out it had caused a DVT in my leg

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Pulling in a huge store delivery by myself crushed my fingers, strained my elbow and bruised my shoulder but that's standard for me

A colleague made my brain hurt.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

A mandoline slicer in the washing up bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cricket ball. The seam blistered my index and middle finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some idiot at work ran over my foot last year, broke 4 bones in my foot

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

The wall leapt out at me after the sink bullied me.

I have a bruise.

Posh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Bloody door frame I swear to goodness they flipping move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got sore thighs from last weekend in the city's club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wall leapt out at me after the sink bullied me.

I have a bruise.

Posh

Didn't the fridge freezer stand up for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat.

The cat is now dead.

The two things aren’t related.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A Bassett hound pup,,

Little fecker ran under my feet as I was about to go down stes in the garden, trying not to stand on her I ended up tearing lower back muscles,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat.

The cat is now dead.

The two things aren’t related."

Surely the wax hurt though?

Or was that from 2016?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself *face palm*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat.

The cat is now dead.

The two things aren’t related.

Surely the wax hurt though?

Or was that from 2016?"

That doesn’t count, wax is good hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garage door

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Hit by a lorry

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