FabSwingers.com forum: It’s all a bit dirty really, isn’t it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This sex malarkey.

Bodily fluids, gloop, sweat.

I mean, ever thought of perhaps having a nicer, cleaner, more hygienic hobby?

What would be / is already your alternative interests of choice if you weren’t all so obsessed with the pleasures of the flesh?

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By *ingle To MingleMan
over a year ago

Swalwell

Bog snorkeling

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Cycling has a lot of similarities, as do art projects.

Er, I build and play (electronic) instruments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy writing. And my friends and I pay football a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alternate hobby is relaxing, in silence, without any other humans around.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Trousers wearing them and studying the history of them from Tudor times to the present day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest it's absolutely disgusting.

I'd rather a coffee and Netflix anytime.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

If you think sex is bad, wait until you hear about childbirth.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Board games. It's amazing how you can play and keep your clothes on at the same time

Also cycling and salsa dancing. Although depending on who you're dancing with, it's basically having sex standing up

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If you think sex is bad, wait until you hear about childbirth. "

Is that classified as a hobby now?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"If you think sex is bad, wait until you hear about childbirth.

Is that classified as a hobby now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing clean washing or learning french

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If you think sex is bad, wait until you hear about childbirth.

Is that classified as a hobby now?

I shan't be taking it up

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"If you think sex is bad, wait until you hear about childbirth.

Is that classified as a hobby now?

It is around here!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I process and spin fleece into yarn. I have to work through the poop, wee, vegtable matter, dead bugs. I'd not class it as a clean hobby.

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

"This sex malarkey.

Bodily fluids, gloop, sweat.

I mean, ever thought of perhaps having a nicer, cleaner, more hygienic hobby?

What would be / is already your alternative interests of choice if you weren’t all so obsessed with the pleasures of the flesh?

Swimming butterfly

Gives the same breathtaking and leg shaking feelings at the end of the session. Could be enjoyed solo or as a group.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love abit or origami

And sitting in complete silence when the kids aren't about.

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