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I lost my balls,, Twice :-o

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

On the 18th, and ruined a great round of golf, and to make matters even worse the clubhouse bar is closed,, FFS

I need cheering up here people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you lose your balls down a hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you lose your balls down a hole? "

Please don't say you lost them in someone's hole too. I don't want to imagine you half squatting trying to thumb your balls in. Although I already am imagining that.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Did you lose your balls down a hole? "
I wish missus, then I'd be a happy boy,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Did you lose your balls down a hole?

Please don't say you lost them in someone's hole too. I don't want to imagine you half squatting trying to thumb your balls in. Although I already am imagining that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll help you look for them. I'm nice like that.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did you lose them in the long grass? Shows the importance of trimming

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I'll help you look for them. I'm nice like that. "
ahh shucks, would you,, we need to skip into the woods though,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Did you lose them in the long grass? Shows the importance of trimming "
ahh lol, one I did the other was waaaaay past the long grass and well buried in Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should of let me hold them for you.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"You should of let me hold them for you. "
well if you told me that on the first tee, I could stuffed them back in my pockets and stood there admiring your socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lose them in my mouth anytime you like

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"You can lose them in my mouth anytime you like "
not sure they would fit,,

Deffo not the left 1,,

Yep I need to get that checked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can lose them in my mouth anytime you like not sure they would fit,,

Deffo not the left 1,,

Yep I need to get that checked out "

I like a challenge it’s no fun if it’s not emmm ooo god were public

Emmm recant before everyone click that I am a emmm yip ok I am just digging the hole bigger ooo god emmm

Ha ha

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"You can lose them in my mouth anytime you like not sure they would fit,,

Deffo not the left 1,,

Yep I need to get that checked out

I like a challenge it’s no fun if it’s not emmm ooo god were public

Emmm recant before everyone click that I am a emmm yip ok I am just digging the hole bigger ooo god emmm

Ha ha "
I've a spade in the back of the pickup here, shall I post it, lol

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

My husband said he was checking out his balls. They are firm though a bit dimpled.

He will enjoy playing with his balls on Sunday at a golf competition. Hopefully he won’t leave any down any holes!

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"My husband said he was checking out his balls. They are firm though a bit dimpled.

He will enjoy playing with his balls on Sunday at a golf competition. Hopefully he won’t leave any down any holes! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can lose them in my mouth anytime you like not sure they would fit,,

Deffo not the left 1,,

Yep I need to get that checked out

I like a challenge it’s no fun if it’s not emmm ooo god were public

Emmm recant before everyone click that I am a emmm yip ok I am just digging the hole bigger ooo god emmm

Ha ha I've a spade in the back of the pickup here, shall I post it, lol"

Yes I think you will have to ha ha

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

You should of said, I could of been your caddy and kept your balls warm

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"You should of said, I could of been your caddy and kept your balls warm "
WB

Is you were my caddy,

No club would be needed, just unzip and hit away,,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"You can lose them in my mouth anytime you like not sure they would fit,,

Deffo not the left 1,,

Yep I need to get that checked out

I like a challenge it’s no fun if it’s not emmm ooo god were public

Emmm recant before everyone click that I am a emmm yip ok I am just digging the hole bigger ooo god emmm

Ha ha I've a spade in the back of the pickup here, shall I post it, lol

Yes I think you will have to ha ha "
lol

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

So loads of msg offering to help with my balls, but not 1 tip to help with my slice,,

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By *ionaWoman
over a year ago

outskirts

I can help you find your balls

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

That’s very careless.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I can help you find your balls "
well where were you today when I needed you, I was on a southside track,, my poor poor balls,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"That’s very careless.

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I know right,

Usually I'm very careful with my balls, especially the left 1,

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By *ionaWoman
over a year ago

outskirts


"I can help you find your balls well where were you today when I needed you, I was on a southside track,, my poor poor balls, "

I was busy on the other side with a different set of balls

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I can help you find your balls well where were you today when I needed you, I was on a southside track,, my poor poor balls,

I was busy on the other side with a different set of balls "
well at least tell me you found those ones,,

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"So loads of msg offering to help with my balls, but not 1 tip to help with my slice,, "

Always choose the larger one.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"So loads of msg offering to help with my balls, but not 1 tip to help with my slice,,

Always choose the larger one."
my life motto, lol

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By *ionaWoman
over a year ago

outskirts


"I can help you find your balls well where were you today when I needed you, I was on a southside track,, my poor poor balls,

I was busy on the other side with a different set of balls well at least tell me you found those ones,, "

Oh I found them alright. Handled with a lot of care

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I can help you find your balls well where were you today when I needed you, I was on a southside track,, my poor poor balls,

I was busy on the other side with a different set of balls well at least tell me you found those ones,,

Oh I found them alright. Handled with a lot of care "
ohhhhh you can be my caddy anytime so

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