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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are some very silly terms for sex, what are some of your favourites?

And which do you really dislike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding the sausage. *groan*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy time. Gets right on my last nerve.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hanky panky hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to make fuck with you.

Shirley not?

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

"Sexy time. Gets right on my last nerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Making love’ is a bit twee. I mean I don’t really mind it, but prefer ‘have sex’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jiggy jiggy.

No.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Rogering

It sounds so silly.

Roger Rabbit? Moore?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Pancakes.

This is a very localised term.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Jiggy jiggy.

No.

I don't mind that one lol

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Pancakes.

This is a very localised term.

What never heard it called that before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“How’s your father” is the absolute worst

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"“How’s your father” is the absolute worst "

Haha yeah forgot that one!

very old fashioned lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I went on a social with someone who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum.

Nice guy but made my vagina so dry I could be used as a flood defence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s get it onnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a social with someone who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum.

Nice guy but made my vagina so dry I could be used as a flood defence."

Best comment I’ve read all day

I cackled like a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s get it onnnn

Adore that song

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Let's go and make some bedroom noise

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Pancakes.

This is a very localised term.

Erm, so Pancake day has an entirely different meaning?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Nookie

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I do enjoy the comedy value of some of the old fashioned ones: getting your leg over, how's your father, the old in and out, the beast with two backs etc.

Ones that just make a verb of terms for the male member are a bit crude e.g. cock, knob, dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a social with someone who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum.

Nice guy but made my vagina so dry I could be used as a flood defence."

Fair. I hate when people make sex sound cutesy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll in the hay

Make whoopee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a social with someone who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum.

Nice guy but made my vagina so dry I could be used as a flood defence."

Oh dear god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always referenced it as ‘my duty to womankind’

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I’ve always referenced it as ‘my duty to womankind’"

You need to start spreading the love in the direction of Scotland Sam

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"“How’s your father” is the absolute worst "

Yeah that's the one I never understood!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Bumping uglies

A jump (circa Rita Sue and Bob too)

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By *aughty but nice2020Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Always thought “having a bonk”was a strange one!! xx

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By *alguyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar & Manchester

Bonk

Sinking The Pink

Slap And Tickle

Beast With Two Backs

Going Halves On A Bastard

Havin' Some Crumpet

Clunge Plunge

Giving The Dog A Bone

Going Ball's Deep

The Old Pelvic Piledrive

Porking The Pig Trough

Tube Snake Boogie

Spearing The Bearded Clam

Slythering Her Hufflepuff

Yep, I spent far too long on the road. Love or loathe as you see fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun

When did grown adults start asking for kinky fun, naughty fun, outdoor fun instead of saying sex!

I especially asked being asked if I like fun, or if I've had fun lately.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

A bit of How's your father

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Getting the funnel painted was the favourite term used by pals of mine in the maritime industry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always referenced it as ‘my duty to womankind’"

But this is a correct reference Samuel.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Laying back and thinking of england

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in the pink and one in the stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nippy nippy since 'Friday Night Dinner' used it

Parking the purple Porshe in the garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't heard Rumpy Pumpy in years haha, love it

Mrs C

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I went on a social with someone who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum.

Nice guy but made my vagina so dry I could be used as a flood defence."

I'm stealing that line

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