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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What bugs you but it shouldn’t.

For me, when people say red sauce instead of tomato.

I know it’s me being a knob and it shouldn’t bug me.

Consider this for a minute.

“If it’s everybody else, then actually it’s you.”

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

People who put sharp knives in a sink or basin full of water.

I've seen too many cut hands from that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but it is red sauce (or brown sauce)

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

People parking across my drive even if I'm not going out. It irks me but I'm not going out. Just think it's rude regardless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My one is people saying cookies instead of biscuits

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Every damn thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cringe every damn time at their/they're and your/you're used incorrectly. I know I shouldn't and there are reasons that people don't use them correctly. But still...

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"but it is red sauce (or brown sauce) "

Aaarrrghh

I think you’ll find it’s not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate when someone washes up and leaves suds all over it ....

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"People parking across my drive even if I'm not going out. It irks me but I'm not going out. Just think it's rude regardless. "

I think you’re entitled to that one.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Every damn thing "

Not me surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What bugs you but it shouldn’t.

For me, when people say red sauce instead of tomato.

I know it’s me being a knob and it shouldn’t bug me.

Consider this for a minute.

“If it’s everybody else, then actually it’s you.” "

No one usually calls Mayonnaise "white" sauce so I'm with you on the Tomato sauce point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one usually calls Mayonnaise "white" sauce so I'm with you on the Tomato sauce point "

That's because white sauce is something else.

But there's only one red sauce.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Poor use of words when talking...just stuff like the below, I know we're not all like someone from the BBC World Service in the 60's, but...

"Did you arks him"

"Can you be more pacific"

"I'm cool, calm and collective"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one usually calls Mayonnaise "white" sauce so I'm with you on the Tomato sauce point

That's because white sauce is something else.

But there's only one red sauce."

Nope, many other tomato based sauces could be called red sauce also by people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, many other tomato based sauces could be called red sauce also by people. "

But they don't.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"People parking across my drive even if I'm not going out. It irks me but I'm not going out. Just think it's rude regardless. "

Is your drive dropped ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one usually calls Mayonnaise "white" sauce so I'm with you on the Tomato sauce point

That's because white sauce is something else.

But there's only one red sauce."

Even white sauce has a correct name for it, Bechamel Sauce originally.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"No one usually calls Mayonnaise "white" sauce so I'm with you on the Tomato sauce point

That's because white sauce is something else.

But there's only one red sauce.

Nope, many other tomato based sauces could be called red sauce also by people. "

I knew I liked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, many other tomato based sauces could be called red sauce also by people.

But they don't.

"

They do, some people refer to pasta sauce as "red sauce" also as an example. So there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one usually calls Mayonnaise "white" sauce so I'm with you on the Tomato sauce point

That's because white sauce is something else.

But there's only one red sauce.

Nope, many other tomato based sauces could be called red sauce also by people.

I knew I liked you "

Why thank you Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, many other tomato based sauces could be called red sauce also by people.

But they don't.

They do, some people refer to pasta sauce as "red sauce" also as an example. So there "

But that's also tomato sauce...

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"I cringe every damn time at their/they're and your/you're used incorrectly. I know I shouldn't and there are reasons that people don't use them correctly. But still..."

Same for me, but to and too really annoys me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My one is people saying cookies instead of biscuits "

Yeah, but the Biscuit Monster doesn't have quite the same ring to it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that call it tomato sauce rather than tomato ketchup.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it though? I mean considering the % of tomato in it is anywhere between 6% and 41%, tomato sauce is not exactly accurate. Red sauce however is accurate. Technically Ketchup is the safer name for it really.

There is a reason they are no longer allowed to call slices "cheese slices" because there is fuck all cheese in them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Nope, many other tomato based sauces could be called red sauce also by people.

But they don't.

They do, some people refer to pasta sauce as "red sauce" also as an example. So there

But that's also tomato sauce... "

There are so many different types of sauces that contain tomato and a lot of them have their own name like marinara for e.g. ........ tomato sauce is cooked , rich and thickened and then there is the shite in the bottle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it though? I mean considering the % of tomato in it is anywhere between 6% and 41%, tomato sauce is not exactly accurate. Red sauce however is accurate. Technically Ketchup is the safer name for it really.

There is a reason they are no longer allowed to call slices "cheese slices" because there is fuck all cheese in them. "

I'm denying you your ketchup argument ........ true ketchup is not even cooked . The sticky horror in bottles is just a cooked sauce made from puree n vinegar n cheap stuff........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that call it tomato sauce rather than tomato ketchup. "

Tomato sauce and tomato ketchup are 2 different things

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Catsup !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are so many different types of sauces that contain tomato and a lot of them have their own name like marinara for e.g. ........ tomato sauce is cooked , rich and thickened and then there is the shite in the bottle "

They're all red though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that call it tomato sauce rather than tomato ketchup. "

Oh I hate the word ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it though? I mean considering the % of tomato in it is anywhere between 6% and 41%, tomato sauce is not exactly accurate. Red sauce however is accurate. Technically Ketchup is the safer name for it really.

There is a reason they are no longer allowed to call slices "cheese slices" because there is fuck all cheese in them. "

If it was intended to be called "Red Sauce" then that's what the label on the front of the bottle would say instead of Tomato Ketchup

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Is it though? I mean considering the % of tomato in it is anywhere between 6% and 41%, tomato sauce is not exactly accurate. Red sauce however is accurate. Technically Ketchup is the safer name for it really.

There is a reason they are no longer allowed to call slices "cheese slices" because there is fuck all cheese in them.

I'm denying you your ketchup argument ........ true ketchup is not even cooked . The sticky horror in bottles is just a cooked sauce made from puree n vinegar n cheap stuff........ "

Wait we are talking about the staple condiment that is put on to burgers, hot dogs, and all sorts of crazy concotions of food. Not an actual cooked sauce like that with pasta, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't listen to this any more

I'm off to dip some chips in some RED sauce

Actually that's not true. Can't stand the stuff, I'm more of a yellow sauce person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What bugs you but it shouldn’t.

For me, when people say red sauce instead of tomato.

I know it’s me being a knob and it shouldn’t bug me.

Consider this for a minute.

“If it’s everybody else, then actually it’s you.” "

People who call pets fur babies

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"There are so many different types of sauces that contain tomato and a lot of them have their own name like marinara for e.g. ........ tomato sauce is cooked , rich and thickened and then there is the shite in the bottle

They're all red though..."

So is strawberry jam ....... red is insufficient to make your wants clear

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I can't listen to this any more

I'm off to dip some chips in some RED sauce

Actually that's not true. Can't stand the stuff, I'm more of a yellow sauce person

"

You mean FRIES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are so many different types of sauces that contain tomato and a lot of them have their own name like marinara for e.g. ........ tomato sauce is cooked , rich and thickened and then there is the shite in the bottle

They're all red though...

So is strawberry jam ....... red is insufficient to make your wants clear"

Well there's no fucking way I'm asking you for the brown sauce

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it though? I mean considering the % of tomato in it is anywhere between 6% and 41%, tomato sauce is not exactly accurate. Red sauce however is accurate. Technically Ketchup is the safer name for it really.

There is a reason they are no longer allowed to call slices "cheese slices" because there is fuck all cheese in them.

I'm denying you your ketchup argument ........ true ketchup is not even cooked . The sticky horror in bottles is just a cooked sauce made from puree n vinegar n cheap stuff........

Wait we are talking about the staple condiment that is put on to burgers, hot dogs, and all sorts of crazy concotions of food. Not an actual cooked sauce like that with pasta, right? "

Right

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"There are so many different types of sauces that contain tomato and a lot of them have their own name like marinara for e.g. ........ tomato sauce is cooked , rich and thickened and then there is the shite in the bottle

They're all red though...

So is strawberry jam ....... red is insufficient to make your wants clear

Well there's no fucking way I'm asking you for the brown sauce "

lol ........... I quite like chocolate

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Rude/drama people especially in restaurants

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

People who don’t reverse park or leave their car facing the way they’ll leave in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one usually calls Mayonnaise "white" sauce so I'm with you on the Tomato sauce point

That's because white sauce is something else.

But there's only one red sauce."

Tabasco?

Salsa?

Chilli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even be bothered to be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that call it tomato sauce rather than tomato ketchup.

Tomato sauce and tomato ketchup are 2 different things"

But when they refer to red sauce in the context of red sauce or brown sauce, it’s tomato ketchup they’re talking about

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

people that address men and women as guys..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on this site who beg for people to buy them food or . Can’t get my head around it. Don’t understand how you can have the cheek to message somebody asking for takeaway to be sent to their gaff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People opening crisp packets upside down. People taking ages to park their car. People parking stupidly. People walking too slow. People who think it's OK to let their dog run up to my reactive on lead dog. People. People who breath too loudly. People who sigh too much. People.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

People saying 'axe' instead of 'ask'

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What bugs you but it shouldn’t.

For me, when people say red sauce instead of tomato.

I know it’s me being a knob and it shouldn’t bug me.

Consider this for a minute.

“If it’s everybody else, then actually it’s you.” "

I call it ketchup, how does that go down with ya?

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Snowflakes. If you fart they become offended.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

People who order with "can I get " in a shop

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"People saying 'axe' instead of 'ask' "

Similarly, I heard someone from Manchester on TV talking about "Digickle" scales. Speak like a fucking grown up!

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"People saying 'axe' instead of 'ask'

Similarly, I heard someone from Manchester on TV talking about "Digickle" scales. Speak like a fucking grown up! "

And 'fumb' instead of 'thumb'.....actually just the replacing of 'th' with 'f'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that the word brought seems to have replaced the word bought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that the word brought seems to have replaced the word bought "

I am the same! Why do they do it!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly happy people, everyone is moody sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Overly happy people, everyone is moody sometimes."

I’m sorry that my happiness offends you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who message "your" instead of "you're"

"Women" instead of "woman"

Being referred to as "babe" or "baby" (I'm 46, not a teen)

I could go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poorly loaded dishwashers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poorly loaded dishwashers "

Rearranged dishwashers.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People saying ‘pacifically’ when they mean ‘specifically’…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Mac and cheese.

"Can I get the mac and cheese?"

I don't know can you, oh and by the way it's MACARONI CHEESE!

And breathe...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Also people writing illicit when they mean elicit. They sound the same but they sure don't mean the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It comes from working in the prison system but people that say fam.

It irks me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also people writing illicit when they mean elicit. They sound the same but they sure don't mean the same"

Good one. Some with allusion and illusion…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preference

Is something you want to do.

Here it seems to explain what folk don't want to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those who message "your" instead of "you're"

"Women" instead of "woman"

Being referred to as "babe" or "baby" (I'm 46, not a teen)

I could go on..."

Your a gorgeous women babe.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Preference

Is something you want to do.

Here it seems to explain what folk don't want to do."

I'm guilty of that one .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"People on this site who beg for people to buy them food or . Can’t get my head around it. Don’t understand how you can have the cheek to message somebody asking for takeaway to be sent to their gaff."

What kind of fab world do you live in ? I've never been asked for stuff....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Also people writing illicit when they mean elicit. They sound the same but they sure don't mean the same

Good one. Some with allusion and illusion…"

Not to mention effect and affect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signs in shops that tell people not to be abusive and/ or violent.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Signs in shops that tell people not to be abusive and/ or violent. "

This irritates me in the doctors and the gym when the people who front the places are rude twunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who put the toilet paper on so it feeds from the back.

It should feed from the front!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signs in shops that tell people not to be abusive and/ or violent. "

What about passive aggressive signs in communal areas? I know the US Office had a really good episode on this. Always grinds my gears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signs in shops that tell people not to be abusive and/ or violent.

This irritates me in the doctors and the gym when the people who front the places are rude twunts"

Fair point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signs in shops that tell people not to be abusive and/ or violent.

What about passive aggressive signs in communal areas? I know the US Office had a really good episode on this.

Always grinds my gears."

That's what she said.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"People on this site who beg for people to buy them food or . Can’t get my head around it. Don’t understand how you can have the cheek to message somebody asking for takeaway to be sent to their gaff."

Folk actually do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signs in shops that tell people not to be abusive and/ or violent.

What about passive aggressive signs in communal areas? I know the US Office had a really good episode on this.

Always grinds my gears.

That's what she said. "

Oh that is too perfect. I think you win the internet for this link!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Signs above hot taps that say "Caution - the water is hot".

[brought to you from the University Of The Bleedin' Obvious]

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By *allum29Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Customer service fakeness is something I just don't understand. You don't really care about my day, you don't need to be so overly chummy etc let's just get whatever the transaction is over with and move on with our lives.

I also think there should be instances where shirty or rude customer services should be expected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My one is people saying cookies instead of biscuits "

Cookies are different from biscuits. Biscuits are hard and crunchy. Cookies are soft and chewy

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My big bear is people who use flexi leads on dogs and allow them to use the full length while walking on the street. That’s how dogs can get killed as they are out of control in that situation.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"People on this site who beg for people to buy them food or . Can’t get my head around it. Don’t understand how you can have the cheek to message somebody asking for takeaway to be sent to their gaff."

WHAT???

This is a thing?

Well thank you for introducing me to a new pet hate, to add to the huge list of pet hates I already have

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"People on this site who beg for people to buy them food or . Can’t get my head around it. Don’t understand how you can have the cheek to message somebody asking for takeaway to be sent to their gaff.

Folk actually do this? "

Well I’ll be knocked over with a feather.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Signs above hot taps that say "Caution - the water is hot".

[brought to you from the University Of The Bleedin' Obvious] "

I know someone who was sacked, struck off, and sued by family for giving a patient a bath without thinking the "bleedin' obvious".

The patient had 70% scald injuries on their body.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

People who say "draws" when they mean "drawers". Makes my false teeth itch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say "draws" when they mean "drawers". Makes my false teeth itch. "

I'm trying to sell some Chester Draws atm.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"People who say "draws" when they mean "drawers". Makes my false teeth itch.

I'm trying to sell some Chester Draws atm. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say, you know what I mean?

Yes I do, I'm not a thick head X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say "draws" when they mean "drawers". Makes my false teeth itch.

I'm trying to sell some Chester Draws atm.

"

All the time on gumtree

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"When people say, you know what I mean?

Yes I do, I'm not a thick head X "

I no wot u mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My one is people saying cookies instead of biscuits "

I agree. Unless you are specifically talking about cookies.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"People who say "draws" when they mean "drawers". Makes my false teeth itch. "

This and when people write 'you're gawjus'

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

I know, but your gawjus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know, but your gawjus... "

Your user name. Keep reading it as syphilis! Not good on a swinging site!!!

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"I know, but your gawjus...

Your user name. Keep reading it as syphilis! Not good on a swinging site!!!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus

My spelling comes from a Pink Floyd song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General Americanisms really boils my piss. I'm forever telling my daughter to use our words. It's a nappies, not a dyper, or rubbish, not trash. General words used by anyone under 25 kills me as well, how can something be described as sick, but be a good thing??? It's absolute insanity what the young generation has been allowed to do to our language - most of it starts by ignorant assholes on Made in Chelsea or TOWIE or any of the "yoof" social media influenced programmes. All this from a guy that needs to translate almost everything that comes out of his mouth into English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"General Americanisms really boils my piss. I'm forever telling my daughter to use our words. It's a nappies, not a dyper, or rubbish, not trash. General words used by anyone under 25 kills me as well, how can something be described as sick, but be a good thing??? It's absolute insanity what the young generation has been allowed to do to our language - most of it starts by ignorant assholes on Made in Chelsea or TOWIE or any of the "yoof" social media influenced programmes. All this from a guy that needs to translate almost everything that comes out of his mouth into English "

Ironically you used Asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know, but your gawjus...

Your user name. Keep reading it as syphilis! Not good on a swinging site!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus

My spelling comes from a Pink Floyd song."

Doesn't help. I'm still thinking std

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought that from the shop"

No you "bought it"

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Pacific instead of specific.

Axe instead of ask.

Prawn and cocktail when it's prawn cocktail.

Why is the English language so hard for some whose only language is English to say things correctly!

I could go on but drinks happened on a school night and I have to be up at 5am.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"I know, but your gawjus...

Your user name. Keep reading it as syphilis! Not good on a swinging site!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus

My spelling comes from a Pink Floyd song.

Doesn't help. I'm still thinking std "

Well,get used to it. I'm not changing it.

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Asking in a shop for all your bits then just before you go they ask you if there is anything else you want! I would have asked in the bloody first place ! GRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say pacific instead of specific. Really grinds my gears

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I don't like it when bring is used when the word should be take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the recent shortening of the word Nominations to 'noms' on tv and radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase "grinds my gears" - dunno, just winds me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The phrase "grinds my gears" - dunno, just winds me up.

"

It really grinds my gears too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The phrase "grinds my gears" - dunno, just winds me up.

It really grinds my gears too "

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire


"Poorly loaded dishwashers "

With you on that!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Poorly loaded dishwashers

With you on that!"

I'm.not brave enough to comment on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What bugs you but it shouldn’t.

For me, when people say red sauce instead of tomato.

I know it’s me being a knob and it shouldn’t bug me.

Consider this for a minute.

“If it’s everybody else, then actually it’s you.” "

I get what you’re saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People walking towards me with their faces in their mobile phones and I'm supposed to move out of their way

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Fully grown men who talk like

'blud manna badman fam ye man's out ere u dun kno man's got bare tings pon lock u kno dis'

Shut up you mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The phrase "grinds my gears" - dunno, just winds me up.

"

How about “boils my piss”?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I gave it 110%. No you fekin didn't.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

[Removed by poster at 03/02/22 23:29:15]

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


""I brought that from the shop"

No you "bought it""

I’m going to be an arse here…

This could be argued as being correctly used, albeit unintentionally. They wouldn’t have bought the item and left it in the shop, they have indeed brought it away with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What bugs you but it shouldn’t.

For me, when people say red sauce instead of tomato.

I know it’s me being a knob and it shouldn’t bug me.

Consider this for a minute.

“If it’s everybody else, then actually it’s you.” "

We would be here all night if I gave my list haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Don’t worry I don’t bite”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Don’t worry I don’t bite”

"

"Unless you ask me to"

CRINGE

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

colchester

Loud noises………i don’t know why but a loud noise will turn me hulk mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read on a profile (NOT a direct quote): ‘I say it like it is. If you don’t like it, that’s your fucking problem’.

People so utterly lacking in self-awareness are my bugbear.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I just read on a profile (NOT a direct quote): ‘I say it like it is. If you don’t like it, that’s your fucking problem’.

People so utterly lacking in self-awareness are my bugbear."

Oh lord, I hear you on that

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


""I brought that from the shop"

No you "bought it""

Perhaps they first bought it at the shop.

Then they brought it from the shop (as opposed to leaving it in the shop).

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By *ay6661986Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

People that don’t say thank you when you hold a door open for them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are so many different types of sauces that contain tomato and a lot of them have their own name like marinara for e.g. ........ tomato sauce is cooked , rich and thickened and then there is the shite in the bottle

They're all red though...

So is strawberry jam ....... red is insufficient to make your wants clear

Well there's no fucking way I'm asking you for the brown sauce "

I don't know "can I have some of Daddy's sauce please?" Sounds somewhat sexual lol

Doughnut

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

I can't stand it when the sink is full of stuff for washing up. I like it kept on the side and work my way through in an orderly fashion. Glassware first then cutlery in to soak whilst I do mugs, plates and dishes. Pots, pans etc last.

I consider any other way barbaric.

The worst is when someone just pops a frying pan in while I'm doing the less greasy stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"General Americanisms really boils my piss. I'm forever telling my daughter to use our words. It's a nappies, not a dyper, or rubbish, not trash. General words used by anyone under 25 kills me as well, how can something be described as sick, but be a good thing??? It's absolute insanity what the young generation has been allowed to do to our language - most of it starts by ignorant assholes on Made in Chelsea or TOWIE or any of the "yoof" social media influenced programmes. All this from a guy that needs to translate almost everything that comes out of his mouth into English

Ironically you used Asshole "

Haha, no, my fucking annoying phone decided to change arseholes (it's bloody tried to do it again as I write this ).

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

People getting me caught at a red light when they driving 4 mph ah really annoying ha x

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"I can't stand it when the sink is full of stuff for washing up. I like it kept on the side and work my way through in an orderly fashion. Glassware first then cutlery in to soak whilst I do mugs, plates and dishes. Pots, pans etc last.

I consider any other way barbaric.

The worst is when someone just pops a frying pan in while I'm doing the less greasy stuff.

"

Absolutely the worst 100%.

The fucking bacon pan.... are you actually asking to get a face full of teflon? lol

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Spaghetti snappers.....

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