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"I'll have a suitcase of booze." u will have coffee, black, until you calm down and behave yourself my man, this is a classy establishment,  | |||
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"I'll have a suitcase of booze. u will have coffee, black, until you calm down and behave yourself my man, this is a classy establishment, " | |||
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"Rum and cola. Pint of. " coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway | |||
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"guinness please." ohhhh my man, now depending on your location be prepared to have your socked rocked,, its just better in HQ, | |||
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"I'm currently in a 4 hour meeting about sustainability and risk reduction. I'll take a pint of whatever has the highest alcohol content please "pistttt, whisper, I have a lovely bottle of lotinout back, would put hair on the palms of your hands, I'll save it for you for when your meeting is done, but you won't need a pint, | |||
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"I'm currently in a 4 hour meeting about sustainability and risk reduction. I'll take a pint of whatever has the highest alcohol content please pistttt, whisper, I have a lovely bottle of lotinout back, would put hair on the palms of your hands, I'll save it for you for when your meeting is done, but you won't need a pint, "At this point my hand sanitiser is starting to look tempting. 82% alcohol, you say? Cool! | |||
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"I'm currently in a 4 hour meeting about sustainability and risk reduction. I'll take a pint of whatever has the highest alcohol content please pistttt, whisper, I have a lovely bottle of lotinout back, would put hair on the palms of your hands, I'll save it for you for when your meeting is done, but you won't need a pint,
At this point my hand sanitiser is starting to look tempting. 82% alcohol, you say? Cool!"potin I ment,, dam big fingers  | |||
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"Rum and cola. Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway "2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face. | |||
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"Hi Ambassador. It was lovely making your acquaintance on the forum last night. I’m not sure what I’m in the mood for, so I’d like you to line them up for me please. I’ll have a pornstar martini, a double Grey Goose with Diet Coke, and a nice white wine. Thanking you x" , sit your ass down there my dear and get comfortable, don't mind the dude in the corner gritting his teeth, the coffee will kick in with him soon enough, Now for the wine, is there a grape or country of choice, and if it don't get 2 busy I might join you with a nice glass of Portuguese red. | |||
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"Rum and cola. Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face."you smile
I'll leave the bottle so, call me when you need more , this I have to see.  | |||
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"Rum and cola. Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face. you smile
I'll leave the bottle so, call me when you need more , this I have to see. "Sssshhh just on rare occasions | |||
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"Rum and cola. Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face. you smile
I'll leave the bottle so, call me when you need more , this I have to see.
Sssshhh just on rare occasions"secrets safe with me,, but here,, do I get the credit, or the rum?? | |||
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"Rum and cola. Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face. you smile
I'll leave the bottle so, call me when you need more , this I have to see.
Sssshhh just on rare occasions secrets safe with me,, but here,, do I get the credit, or the rum?? "I'm having the rum | |||
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"The Sauvignon Blanc will be fine. No red for me thanks, but your company would be a pleasure when you get a moment. I’ll just slide into the booth over there " you had me at slide,,, | |||
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"Pint of Guinness please...oh and a single malt as a chasers.. one lump of ice " coming right up folks and pref on brand or do ye want a surprise? | |||
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"Currently on the beach so a nice refreshing cocktail please "Bahamas Mamas X 2 coming right up folks | |||
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"With the day I’m having a large glass of Chablis and leave the bottle please " sure thing WB coming right up, you need a big bear hug with that | |||
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"Please may I have a sparkling water,with ice and lemon " sure thing Bella, sit yourself down and get comfie, Now can I offer you some Nuts with that? | |||
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"The Sauvignon Blanc will be fine. No red for me thanks, but your company would be a pleasure when you get a moment. I’ll just slide into the booth over there " a little bird told me Sparkle is on her way,, I might get that sandwich I crave after all  | |||
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"Currently on the beach so a nice refreshing cocktail please
Bahamas Mamas X 2 coming right up folks"Can we have two more please, getting thirsty  | |||
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"With the day I’m having a large glass of Chablis and leave the bottle please sure thing WB coming right up, you need a big bear hug with that" You only offering a hug, your slacking | |||
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"With the day I’m having a large glass of Chablis and leave the bottle please sure thing WB coming right up, you need a big bear hug with that You only offering a hug, your slacking "now you know me, the hug is just with the drink,, come the down the celker for the rest, | |||
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"Currently on the beach so a nice refreshing cocktail please
Bahamas Mamas X 2 coming right up folks
Can we have two more please, getting thirsty "not a bother folks, ye want fresh umbrellas with those. | |||
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