FabSwingers.com forum: On my way to shag you

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Ladies of Fab, please list your best assets and what you believe qualified you to get such an exciting message from me.

I suspect you have no real idea of the lengths us guys go to for a nailed on shag:

A shower - paying special attention to the genital area.

A shave - no stubble

Clean my teeth

Put on best shagging pants

Put on favourite pulling shirt

Leave the house looking and smelling gorgeous. Putting at risk the possibility of missing a footie match on TV, even an episode of Pointless!

Ladies - have you got what it takes for all this effort? Move quick as the first five go on my February shag list.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs are all I have to offer I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry pointless ? Don't you mean tipping point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a ass and let you put it there so don’t need much else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boobs are all I have to offer I'm afraid. "

I’m sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boobs are all I have to offer I'm afraid. "

What an offer though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I have wet wipes and clean knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank. "

Ooo don’t say that your a wonderful person and very very beautiful x

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank.

Ooo don’t say that your a wonderful person and very very beautiful x"

I was thinking exactly that. Didn’t want to tell her directly though. And she has a roaring log fire.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I have wet wipes and clean knickers

An Impressive’combo’

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

Witty repartee?

Ok, boobs, just boobs, two of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank.

Ooo don’t say that your a wonderful person and very very beautiful x"

Aww

thank you Natalie x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Missing the game is a step too far for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank.

Ooo don’t say that your a wonderful person and very very beautiful x

I was thinking exactly that. Didn’t want to tell her directly though. And she has a roaring log fire. "

I cheated, the fire isn't mine. Would love an open fireplace in my house again though.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Missing the game is a step too far for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank.

Ooo don’t say that your a wonderful person and very very beautiful x

Aww

thank you Natalie x"

Your welcome anytime x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have wet wipes and clean knickers

An Impressive’combo’ "

That's how you snag a quality husband

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I have wet wipes and clean knickers

An Impressive’combo’

That's how you snag a quality husband

Lucky guy.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I got a ass and let you put it there so don’t need much else lol "

‘Freak in the sheets’, does it for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boobs are all I have to offer I'm afraid.

I’m sold

so fickle you men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boobs are all I have to offer I'm afraid.

What an offer though

Point made

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sorry pointless ? Don't you mean tipping point "

Pointless is for the more intellectual amongst us

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have boobs, and a mouth

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"My boobs are all I have to offer I'm afraid. "

Well, I guess I will just have to settle for them then.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I have boobs, and a mouth

Now we are talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an arse like a ripped out fireplace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got an arse like a ripped out fireplace? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a ass and let you put it there so don’t need much else lol "

Thats all i wanted to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs and bum are as big as each other so i never have any issues balancing.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Decent tits and an ample arse to offer

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I've got great boobs, a pussy that's very fuckable, I adore giving blow jobs and a naughty twinkle in my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to buy some shagging pants obviously..this is where iv been going wrong

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I've got great boobs, a pussy that's very fuckable, I adore giving blow jobs and a naughty twinkle in my eye

Best answer by a mile. Straight to the top of my list.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I need to buy some shagging pants obviously..this is where iv been going wrong "

A basic error. Keep them clean.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Decent tits and an ample arse to offer

All good attributes I must say.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I've got an arse like a ripped out fireplace? "

Naughty! I saw that earlier.

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