FabSwingers.com forum: What’s your word for your genitals?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men : do you use penis, willy, cock, dick, fun sausage or something else!?

Women : is it vagina, foof, fanny, c*nt, lady garden etc etc .. or something way better than any of those?

Or maybe you have a pet name for it?

One of my exes called my bits ‘Dick Dastardley’ so her bits were ‘Muttley’ .. yes, I really did just type that out loud on a public forum!

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Mine is simply called wet fanny

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Philip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob and he has his own postcode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who I am speaking with about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy in jest. Mostly use cock or dick but prefer dick.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It depends on how I'm feeling... it varies a lot. Sometimes I use quim. Others far less polite words.

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Local friendly decorator

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Vag

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Two women were having a forum discussion about my pics once and one said she thought there was a dirty mark on her screen.

Henceforth he is now called Smudge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of that mills n boon stuff. Love tunnel, meaty spear, wetness, velvet sleeve, stiffness..

No ta…

Keep it simple. Cock n cunt

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By *elinefineWoman
over a year ago

kempston

This amuses me no end

In my line of work I have to talk to people about sex and often the not so pleasant side of it. I have worked with children and adults, male and female and some of the words used have amused and confused.

I did speak to a 40 year old woman who couldn’t even say the word “sex” without going all Miranda Hart on me

Often someone will come out with a new one that I need to add to my ever growing list of names….

Between me and my friends it was always ensuring “the herbaceous borders were well maintained” before a night out

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It's either, penis, dick or cock, depends who I'm talking to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Knackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally cock, knackers, or whalloper (normally when a lightherted touch is required - get your laughing gear round my whalloper pronto .

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

I have a washing machine

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Sin cave

Mufflet

Sex goblet

Pink palace

Queef factory

Temple of Doom

Chamber of Secrets

Vulverine

Lawrence of a labia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In general use my member or cock when sexting

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By *asterandGenieCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Cock and cunt for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growler for a vag and usually 'boring' for a cock

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

mine are william and the twins or my dangly bits

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I always use correct names when talking to the kids - so penis & vulva/vagina

With my husband it's cock & pussy/lady bits

And when he wants to annoy me he calls me a penis wallet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any more teatime entries for what you call your Gentleman’s or Ladies Quarters?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Cock and cunt

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By *ark katieappleCouple
over a year ago

London Ladbroke Grove

Fanjeeter newnew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina/vulva. Maybe fanny. I’m not into flowery names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smashing big boabby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and cunt.

Although Max usually refers to mine as 'Wet Puffy Cunt'.

I have no idea why

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Henry always scores a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that shall not be named.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex called it princess sparkle. Sheesh.

At the moment I call it a Wang.

Vagina is vajayjay at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say willy

But call it cock during sexual activities

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Lexx and Severina.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

After a cleverly angled photo shoot with Hippychick one day (cleverly angled as no actual insertion took place).... Bob calls mine "butternut squash alley"

I tend to go with foof, fandango, vagina, vag, clunge, lady garden, "the area"..... all sorts of things depending on who I'm talking to and how I'm talking.....

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because a conversation I had with someone the other about my orchid, I’ve decided to call mine Orchid. Lol

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

'Willy Wonka'

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