FabSwingers.com forum: What's guaranteed to stop what you are doing

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mrs heading up the stairs …

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Boobs

Big boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything. I am very easily distracted from the drudgeries of every day life

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Running out of battery

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Boobs

Big boobs

What he said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything. I am very easily distracted from the drudgeries of every day life

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pause button...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mothing and everything

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

It would be breaking news on the telly saying Johnson had resigned. I can but dream...

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Power cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mothing and everything "

Catching moths? Please would you come to mine on summer evenings. I hate the buggers with a passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viewing sparkles profile ..gets me everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gout

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

A big hairy spider appearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big hairy spider appearing "

I’ll catch it for you Cavey x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"A big hairy spider appearing

I’ll catch it for you Cavey x"
why thank you but put a pint glass over him and we carry on

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Ryan Gosling asking me to sit on his face.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Someone nabbing my wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big hairy spider appearing

I’ll catch it for you Cavey xwhy thank you but put a pint glass over him and we carry on

Deal! X

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"A big hairy spider appearing

I’ll catch it for you Cavey xwhy thank you but put a pint glass over him and we carry on

Deal! X"
its a plan he can have an exciting view

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

A sexy voice.

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By *iss_FickleWoman
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

The squeak of polystyrene...

Hmm actually, the feel of it too!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A lady in blue underwear.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Nothing. I'm hyper-focussed.

Sit me next to a spreadsheet and ask me to analyse 30,000 cells for a single error and I'll do it until my body tells me I need sleep.

Ring my mobile during this endeavour and I cannot guarantee I will even notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 2 year old wanting attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knickerless lady bending over in front of me ....I'm easily pleased

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Too many to mention.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The ‘click’ of a freshly boiled kettle

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends what I'm doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza. Like every fucking time.

Even if it’s cold , I don’t care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my backyard motion sensor goes off one more time. I will stop what I'm doing and go rip it off the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy voice."

If your into football , there's a clip of a press conference with Jürgen klopp and the guy asking him questions is french , so they have an interpreter , his voice is so sexy , Jürgen can't concentrate lol it's a very funny clip

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Cup of tea ..u could wake me up in the night and give me a cuppa lol x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Dying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dogs going nuts again

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

If television on in background, usually if a womans image is shown.

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Just about anything. I have a short attention span.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just about anything. I have a short attention span."

Me too

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The fun police

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something shiny

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

The smell of coffee.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Fire or flood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to hold my newborn baby" YES! YES PLEASE! The act of handing a screaming baby back is the best feeling in the world (after having those warm, squishy newborn cuddles)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

K's butt

LvM

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

""Do you want to hold my newborn baby" YES! YES PLEASE! The act of handing a screaming baby back is the best feeling in the world (after having those warm, squishy newborn cuddles)

Omg love baby's and yes it's the Man half of the couple.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

A bowl of cornflakes

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

^meant crunchynut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you want to hold my newborn baby" YES! YES PLEASE! The act of handing a screaming baby back is the best feeling in the world (after having those warm, squishy newborn cuddles)

Omg love baby's and yes it's the Man half of the couple. "

I miss the smell, the emotions, the hormones, the losing days, the sat feeding all day and night, the lone nights, the lie ins when husband holds the baby... I'd have another baby tomorrow if I could hand it back when it started crawling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A puppy.

Actually, any dog in general. Please let me pet them allllllll.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A puppy.

Actually, any dog in general. Please let me pet them allllllll."

This applies to K too, although broaden it to any fluffy animal

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A puppy.

Actually, any dog in general. Please let me pet them allllllll.

This applies to K too, although broaden it to any fluffy animal

LvM"

Well, yes

I agree !

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

An animal wanting attention

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"A puppy.

Actually, any dog in general. Please let me pet them allllllll.

This applies to K too, although broaden it to any fluffy animal

LvM

Well, yes

I agree ! "

I regard my little one as a pet. Feel free to stroke him...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Someone offering cheese

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