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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?

And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip

Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I can vouch for everyone and say the "choke the chicken" pose. That poor little thing. Let it breathe. I'm holding my own breath for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a guy cut wood with a circle saw in hand with nothing but a high vis on

One off them ones spotted it on my looked at me so had to go for a closer look yip I seen right lol

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over a year ago

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I think I can vouch for everyone and say the "choke the chicken" pose. That poor little thing. Let it breathe. I'm holding my own breath for it! "

Gives a new meaning to the 'grip of death'

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?

And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip

Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!! "

As long as they don't fry bacon, or cut up sausages, they'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?

And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip

Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!! "

Sausages for dinner?

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


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Exactly... please be safe with that man tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's not me

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Seen a guy cut wood with a circle saw in hand with nothing but a high vis on

One off them ones spotted it on my looked at me so had to go for a closer look yip I seen right lol "

... only the circular saw would see him coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Emily, I love how you have risk assessed rather than admired the pose

Maybe we should have a pic challenge to spot potential hazards in someone's pic, kind of like those H&S training training courses... found one - there's a trailing cable

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen a guy cut wood with a circle saw in hand with nothing but a high vis on

One off them ones spotted it on my looked at me so had to go for a closer look yip I seen right lol

... only the circular saw would see him coming "

Ha ha lol that was definitely a good one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha Emily, I love how you have risk assessed rather than admired the pose

Maybe we should have a pic challenge to spot potential hazards in someone's pic, kind of like those H&S training training courses... found one - there's a trailing cable

NBVN x"

Emmm got me there definitely a health hazard ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water!

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked...

As long as they don't fry bacon, or cut up sausages, they'll be fine."

Exactly... doesn't it make you wince at the thought?!!

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Haha Emily, I love how you have risk assessed rather than admired the pose

Maybe we should have a pic challenge to spot potential hazards in someone's pic, kind of like those H&S training training courses... found one - there's a trailing cable

NBVN x"

Haha I know I can't help it ... just one wrong move in some pics and there would already be an awkward situation ahead at A&E

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Glass bottles being inserted into orifices.

I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices.

I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury."

Google at your own perral 1 man one jar now I have free eye and brain bleach if anyone needs it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices.

I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury."

Oh that really freaks me out too! But more because I imagine their insides will getting sucked into it!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices.

I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury."

Omg yes!!! Just no!!

Lots of power tools in range of a mans tool... Worrying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the appropriate risk assessment

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Two very disturbing pics, from different members. Both of which were very disturbing

1 person was wearing crocs

The other person had Jaffa cakes by their lady bumps.

They need help

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Two very disturbing pics, from different members. Both of which were very disturbing

1 person was wearing crocs

The other person had Jaffa cakes by their lady bumps.

They need help "

...and look at you ...hope that cup of tea was cold?!!

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... not yet seen anyone doing naked ironing though!?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Two very disturbing pics, from different members. Both of which were very disturbing

1 person was wearing crocs

The other person had Jaffa cakes by their lady bumps.

They need help

...and look at you ...hope that cup of tea was cold?!! "

Oh yeah, you have a point

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices.

I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury."

Oh my days that sounds so scary!

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Two very disturbing pics, from different members. Both of which were very disturbing

1 person was wearing crocs

The other person had Jaffa cakes by their lady bumps.

They need help "

There's no excuse for crocs, but Jaffa Cakes are the food of the gods. And the lady has lovely lady bumps.

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices.

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...Maybe one of the very reasons Lucozade changed it's iconic 'ribbed' bottles

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices.

...Maybe one of the very reasons Lucozade changed it's iconic 'ribbed' bottles "

Ribbed for her pleasure?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


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... not yet seen anyone doing naked ironing though!? "

There was a story from a guy on here recently who'd burnt himself while ironing a garment he was wearing at the time.....

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


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... not yet seen anyone doing naked ironing though!?

There was a story from a guy on here recently who'd burnt himself while ironing a garment he was wearing at the time..... "

...he was ironing whilst wearing

That almost sounds like survival of the species natural selection process in action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Warning to all kitchen activity photo enthusiasts.

Three weeks ago today, decided to have French Toast as an easy, late-ish tea. On the last slice, I for some unbeknown reason flipped it in a way to cause it to splash hot oil up my hand and arm

Not quite fully healed, but will leave some questionable scars.

Hope the kitchen activity photo enthusiasts (KAPEs) are a, better cooks than me and b, the stove is off when taking those photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a fab member burnt his member would you kiss it better OP?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! "

That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Men with power tools and no proper safety equipment

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I have some! But was bought up a naturist naked bbq etc., and have an nvq in catering so know the dangers!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water!

That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer. "

I found a key fob works much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I steer clear of bbq after getting a burnt sausage

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I steer clear of bbq after getting a burnt sausage"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?

And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip

Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!! "

I burnt my penis doing this.

I learnt my lesson for a few years

Then did it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water!

That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer. "

The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water!

That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.

Just use a ruler, they come in both six and twelve inch

The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water!

That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.

The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?"

Noooooooo, I thought my cock had got bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water!

That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.

The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?

Noooooooo, I thought my cock had got bigger. "

I had the same problem with a travel size can of lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water!

That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.

The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?

Noooooooo, I thought my cock had got bigger.

I had the same problem with a travel size can of lynx Africa "
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Same as they now sell small Pringles tubes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water!

That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.

The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?

Noooooooo, I thought my cock had got bigger.

I had the same problem with a travel size can of lynx Africa .

Same as they now sell small Pringles tubes!!"

If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"If a fab member burnt his member would you kiss it better OP?"

I, erm... I might refer to previous statement about process of natural selection

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton


"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?

And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip

Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!! "

We have a naked Fishing picture on our profile. One slip whilst casting, and that Hook could do untold damage!

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later "

erm, you have too much spare time on your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later

erm, you have too much spare time on your hands "

I’m not sure I could eat Pringles again If I did this…

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By *mily36C OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later

erm, you have too much spare time on your hands

I’m not sure I could eat Pringles again If I did this…"

Gives a whole new meaning to ready salted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later

erm, you have too much spare time on your hands

I’m not sure I could eat Pringles again If I did this…

Gives a whole new meaning to ready salted "

There is something wrong if it’s sour cream

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