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And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip 
Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!!  | |||
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"I think I can vouch for everyone and say the "choke the chicken" pose. That poor little thing. Let it breathe. I'm holding my own breath for it! " Gives a new meaning to the 'grip of death' | |||
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"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?
And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip
Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!! "As long as they don't fry bacon, or cut up sausages, they'll be fine. | |||
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"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?
And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip
Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!! "Sausages for dinner? | |||
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"  "Exactly... please be safe with that man tool | |||
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"Seen a guy cut wood with a circle saw in hand with nothing but a high vis on One off them ones spotted it on my looked at me so had to go for a closer look yip I seen right lol " ... only the circular saw would see him coming  | |||
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Maybe we should have a pic challenge to spot potential hazards in someone's pic, kind of like those H&S training training courses... found one - there's a trailing cable
NBVN x | |||
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"Seen a guy cut wood with a circle saw in hand with nothing but a high vis on One off them ones spotted it on my looked at me so had to go for a closer look yip I seen right lol ... only the circular saw would see him coming "Ha ha lol that was definitely a good one x | |||
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"Haha Emily, I love how you have risk assessed rather than admired the pose
Maybe we should have a pic challenge to spot potential hazards in someone's pic, kind of like those H&S training training courses... found one - there's a trailing cable
NBVN x"Emmm got me there definitely a health hazard ha ha | |||
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"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked... As long as they don't fry bacon, or cut up sausages, they'll be fine." Exactly... doesn't it make you wince at the thought?!! | |||
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"Haha Emily, I love how you have risk assessed rather than admired the pose
Maybe we should have a pic challenge to spot potential hazards in someone's pic, kind of like those H&S training training courses... found one - there's a trailing cable
NBVN x"Haha I know I can't help it ... just one wrong move in some pics and there would already be an awkward situation ahead at A&E  | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! " | |||
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"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices. I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury." Google at your own perral 1 man one jar now I have free eye and brain bleach if anyone needs it | |||
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"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices. I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury." Oh that really freaks me out too! But more because I imagine their insides will getting sucked into it! | |||
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"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices. I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury." Omg yes!!! Just no!! Lots of power tools in range of a mans tool... Worrying! | |||
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"Two very disturbing pics, from different members. Both of which were very disturbing 1 person was wearing crocs The other person had Jaffa cakes by their lady bumps. They need help "...and look at you ...hope that cup of tea was cold?!!  | |||
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"Two very disturbing pics, from different members. Both of which were very disturbing 1 person was wearing crocs The other person had Jaffa cakes by their lady bumps. They need help
...and look at you ...hope that cup of tea was cold?!! "Oh yeah, you have a point | |||
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"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices. I know, I know they're quite sturdy things but a small part of me thinks "well what happens if that shatters?" Especially if they're slowly lowering themselves on to it. Just one slip or thrust away from serious injury." Oh my days that sounds so scary! | |||
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"Two very disturbing pics, from different members. Both of which were very disturbing 1 person was wearing crocs The other person had Jaffa cakes by their lady bumps. They need help "There's no excuse for crocs, but Jaffa Cakes are the food of the gods. And the lady has lovely lady bumps. | |||
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"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices. " ...Maybe one of the very reasons Lucozade changed it's iconic 'ribbed' bottles  | |||
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"Glass bottles being inserted into orifices. ...Maybe one of the very reasons Lucozade changed it's iconic 'ribbed' bottles "Ribbed for her pleasure? | |||
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" ... not yet seen anyone doing naked ironing though!? "There was a story from a guy on here recently who'd burnt himself while ironing a garment he was wearing at the time..... | |||
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" ... not yet seen anyone doing naked ironing though!?
There was a story from a guy on here recently who'd burnt himself while ironing a garment he was wearing at the time..... "...he was ironing whilst wearing
That almost sounds like survival of the species natural selection process in action | |||
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Not quite fully healed, but will leave some questionable scars.
Hope the kitchen activity photo enthusiasts (KAPEs) are a, better cooks than me and b, the stove is off when taking those photos  | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! " That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer. | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer. "I found a key fob works much better | |||
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"I steer clear of bbq after getting a burnt sausage" | |||
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"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?
And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip
Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!! "I burnt my penis doing this. I learnt my lesson for a few years Then did it again | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer. "The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past? | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.
Just use a ruler, they come in both six and twelve inch
The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?" | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.
The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?"Noooooooo, I thought my cock had got bigger. | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.
The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?
Noooooooo, I thought my cock had got bigger. "I had the same problem with a travel size can of lynx Africa | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.
The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?
Noooooooo, I thought my cock had got bigger.
I had the same problem with a travel size can of lynx Africa ". Same as they now sell small Pringles tubes!! | |||
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"Metal tape measures right next to the wee man. I don't even have a cock and the thought of that slipping makes my eyes water! That’s why the sky remote is so popular. Much safer.
The new sky remotes are tiny. Will this classic comparison become a thing of the past?
Noooooooo, I thought my cock had got bigger.
I had the same problem with a travel size can of lynx Africa .
Same as they now sell small Pringles tubes!!"If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later | |||
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"If a fab member burnt his member would you kiss it better OP?" I, erm... I might refer to previous statement about process of natural selection | |||
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"... the number of site members, mainly forum users to date, who have photos of themselves clearly naked and appear to be cooking in front of a stove!?
And then let's not mention the multitude of sharp implements found in a kitchen ... it only takes one slip
Has anyone seen anything else picture-wise on Fab that our beloved health & safety friends would raise an eyebrow at??!! "We have a naked Fishing picture on our profile. One slip whilst casting, and that Hook could do untold damage! | |||
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" If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later " erm, you have too much spare time on your hands | |||
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" If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later
erm, you have too much spare time on your hands "I’m not sure I could eat Pringles again If I did this… | |||
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" If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later
erm, you have too much spare time on your hands
I’m not sure I could eat Pringles again If I did this…"Gives a whole new meaning to ready salted | |||
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" If you fill the Pringle tube with moist tissues you have a homemade sex toy thank me later
erm, you have too much spare time on your hands
I’m not sure I could eat Pringles again If I did this…
Gives a whole new meaning to ready salted "There is something wrong if it’s sour cream | |||
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