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The thought of A&E.....
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X "Attach it to a stout length of rope next time. | |||
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least he knows me well ! Only me! X | |||
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"He said on way home at least u didnt panic! I said I was bloody panicking! I tried pushing it out the obvious way! Fanny farts everywhere! least he knows me well ! Only me! X"I’m sorry but that really did make me laugh. I feel for you and your bum | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X "Maybe my meeting was the best option after all. | |||
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Thank heavens he got it out | |||
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think there was to much loob tbh x | |||
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"Avoid butt plugs with the jewel-type ends or any particularly slim end. They're well known for going missing in action "Yes had this happen, will never use again | |||
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"Avoid butt plugs with the jewel-type ends or any particularly slim end. They're well known for going missing in action "The stem is what's important.. if it's thin your arse can close around it naturally, if it's thick stemmed it can't and can get sucked in easier. Jewel ends are fine I'd say.. lube, pressure, excitement would likely add too. | |||
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"He’s a keeper - the guy that is, not the flashing butt plug "Yes for sure delving in my arse to hook it out! x | |||
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"He’s a keeper - the guy that is, not the flashing butt plug
Yes for sure delving in my arse to hook it out! x"Has he got small hands? And orange skin...?  | |||
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"Bizzare ER would have loved this: now that BBC3 is back where it belongs. Well done him. How did he fish it out, that's gonna be an after dinner speech, worth listening to! "2 fingers managed to put them round the stem! He said it was long way in! x | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X
Attach it to a stout length of rope next time. "Will b the fox tail next time! X | |||
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"I’m dying on your behalf! What a champ for getting it out though, and it’s great that you can laugh about it. So, will you be seeing him again? "He seems very keen to meet again so yes and his local x | |||
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"Oh god I'd probably cry!! How do you even get it out once it is lost up there? If you're pushing and it isn't coming how do you get it?! Do you have to stretch yourself and grab it? I'm genuinely curious! "All Bran... | |||
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"Oh god I'd probably cry!! How do you even get it out once it is lost up there? If you're pushing and it isn't coming how do you get it?! Do you have to stretch yourself and grab it? I'm genuinely curious! "To be graphic I tried pushing it out like a poo that didnt work! So I put my finger in could feel it but not get it in end he put his fingers in and managed thank god! We laughed all way home! X | |||
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"Oh bless you! It sounds like you can both giggle about it now and I hope he wants to meet you again "Yes seems very keen left a nice verri x | |||
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"Oh god I'd probably cry!! How do you even get it out once it is lost up there? If you're pushing and it isn't coming how do you get it?! Do you have to stretch yourself and grab it? I'm genuinely curious!
To be graphic I tried pushing it out like a poo that didnt work! So I put my finger in could feel it but not get it in end he put his fingers in and managed thank god! We laughed all way home! X"I am so happy that he was good about it with you! It's a good memory to have anyway. But thank god you didn't end up in A&E! | |||
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"Oh bless you! It sounds like you can both giggle about it now and I hope he wants to meet you again
Yes seems very keen left a nice verri x"Wonderful!! It sounds very promising. I love your confidence, you are so vivacious so it’s easy to see how he’s captivated by you. Keep us updated won’t you x | |||
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"Had this happen to me too!! Luckily once I got over the shock & relax T was able to retrieve it
J x"Yes think relaxing slightly made it easier x | |||
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"Why I always pack a gaff hook pole for meets " x | |||
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"Avoid butt plugs with the jewel-type ends or any particularly slim end. They're well known for going missing in action
The stem is what's important.. if it's thin your arse can close around it naturally, if it's thick stemmed it can't and can get sucked in easier. Jewel ends are fine I'd say.. lube, pressure, excitement would likely add too."Honestly, the jewel ended plugs are notorious for going missing. It might be the stem design but whatever it is, you'll find lots of reports of them needing to be fished out. I won't use them | |||
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"Avoid butt plugs with the jewel-type ends or any particularly slim end. They're well known for going missing in action
The stem is what's important.. if it's thin your arse can close around it naturally, if it's thick stemmed it can't and can get sucked in easier. Jewel ends are fine I'd say.. lube, pressure, excitement would likely add too.
Honestly, the jewel ended plugs are notorious for going missing. It might be the stem design but whatever it is, you'll find lots of reports of them needing to be fished out. I won't use them "Think I will keep them for play on my own have the light up one and a jewel one also a pink bunny tail and fox tail they be ok for sex play as they wont go all way in ! X | |||
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was very aroused though x | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X
Maybe my meeting was the best option after all. "Ha ha yes how did it go? X | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X
Maybe my meeting was the best option after all.
Ha ha yes how did it go? X"It wasn't what was advertised. It was more of a sharing exercise. And it was okay. | |||
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brilliant. How sweet is he for commenting that you have a gorgeous arse, without mentioning the extent to which he had to explore it ha! What a gent | |||
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" brilliant. How sweet is he for commenting that you have a gorgeous arse, without mentioning the extent to which he had to explore it ha! What a gent "Ha ha yes! X | |||
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"Can I borrow him. Off to the fun fair and think he'd be great at hook a duck. " x | |||
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"He said on way home at least u didnt panic! I said I was bloody panicking! I tried pushing it out the obvious way! Fanny farts everywhere! least he knows me well ! Only me! X"Aww bless!!! | |||
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"Sounds like you had a hole lot of fun "You would have been the butt of all the jokes in A&E | |||
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"Sounds like you had a hole lot of fun
You would have been the butt of all the jokes in A&E "Yes can u imagine?? thinking would have opted to leave it there or death tbh x | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X "Done this with a foxes tail. The butt plug part was too big, and it took me 25 minutes of twisting, pulling, squeezing my ass. Sweating, panicking and crying.....trying to imagine what I'd say to my colleagues as I turn up to A&E with a foxes tail stuck in my ass xxx Suzi | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X
Done this with a foxes tail. The butt plug part was too big, and it took me 25 minutes of twisting, pulling, squeezing my ass. Sweating, panicking and crying.....trying to imagine what I'd say to my colleagues as I turn up to A&E with a foxes tail stuck in my ass xxx Suzi"My fox tail has a smaller plug so shd b fine! And yes! The humiliation! Guess u would laugh it of in years to come! X | |||
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Was he guided by the flashing light "Funny enough he did burst into song singing Manfred mann blinded by the light! x | |||
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"Tie a length of rope round it next time " Peeps keep saying that lol bit like the saying tie a plank to his arse to stop him disappearing lol x | |||
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"He’s a keeper - the guy that is, not the flashing butt plug
Yes for sure delving in my arse to hook it out! x
Has he got small hands? And orange skin...? "And dungarees with Willie's Chcoclate Factory logo on them | |||
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"He’s a keeper - the guy that is, not the flashing butt plug
Yes for sure delving in my arse to hook it out! x
Has he got small hands? And orange skin...?
And dungarees with Willie's Chcoclate Factory logo on them"Don't know about that, but he got banned from twitter. | |||
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"I've had it happen to me. The search and rescue mission was more fun than the plug itself." "search and rescue" | |||
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"I’m dying on your behalf! What a champ for getting it out though, and it’s great that you can laugh about it. So, will you be seeing him again? "After getting so deep in the shit, they probably getting married soon. | |||
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"I had this happen when I was toying a friend and as I was pushing inwards i was also twisting and after a while I had the end that twisted on, (holding the batteries in),in my hand and the rest of the vibrator inside her pussy.when I stopped she said carry on so I had to use my other hand to help get a grip on the end so to pull it back so i could screw the end back on then carried on toying her....she never knew what had happened so I didn't tell her lol. " Lol! Would have been better in the vag could have pushed it out easier x | |||
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"Maybe tie a bit of string to it next time? Like cavers use "Funny enough I cycled past those men that pull a wire under pavement not sure what they called and another man way up the road blue wires! It made me think of that ! X | |||
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"I’m dying on your behalf! What a champ for getting it out though, and it’s great that you can laugh about it. So, will you be seeing him again?
After getting so deep in the shit, they probably getting married soon."Never!! Lol my sister asked was it covered in shit? lucky it was clean x | |||
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"I’m dying on your behalf! What a champ for getting it out though, and it’s great that you can laugh about it. So, will you be seeing him again?
After getting so deep in the shit, they probably getting married soon.
Never!! Lol my sister asked was it covered in shit? lucky it was clean x"I’m impressed that you have such a relationship with your sister that you could discuss it.  | |||
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"I’m dying on your behalf! What a champ for getting it out though, and it’s great that you can laugh about it. So, will you be seeing him again?
After getting so deep in the shit, they probably getting married soon.
Never!! Lol my sister asked was it covered in shit? lucky it was clean x
I’m impressed that you have such a relationship with your sister that you could discuss it. "Lol! I couldnt resist she said how the meet go tues? I kept giggling! And said yeah ok but there is a story to it! She knows me very well cheered her up as she was felling rough this morning! X | |||
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"I wonder if a good fart would have popped it out. " I did try! Pmsl x | |||
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"That's like my worst nightmare. I debate tying a little lead on anything that goes in my butt. " Deffo do that x | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X " | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X "Rather him than me. | |||
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"So had a new meet today! Took my flashing butt plug! Vigorous sex and lots of loob! He says its disappeared!thought he was joking but no! Gone! I couldnt retrieve it! He managed to get it out thoughts of a and e loomed! B fox tail next time! Least we now very acquainted he knows my ass intimately! X
Rather him than me."Good job u wernt asked then! x | |||
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"Thanks for sharing candyfloss really made me giggle but glad your ok xxx" Yes is funny now not at time lol x  | |||
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