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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What ones have you had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ones have you had?

I singed me jack and danny with hair removal cream, does that count

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What ones have you had?

I singed me jack and danny with hair removal cream, does that count

ouch!! And yeah it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the usual sore area and crampy legs the day after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A near busted nose from headbutting the head-board when things got over enthsiastic.

I've also been given a black eye by a woman when she convulsed when she came extra hard

I learned not to make her cum when 69-ing after that I lived in fear !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the usual sore area and crampy legs the day after "

Me too right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had sex with a woman who got so into it she started scratching me - I didn't realise how badly I was bleeding until afterwards when I was stuck to the sheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ones have you had?

I went dogging last week.. and didnt realise till I got home that someone had cut me just on the outside..

Blood everywhere and no one noticed. oppsss

I have also had a guy slip and tear me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing exciting but got cramp in my hamstring during a foursome. Poor lady wondered what had happened as I hopped off going 'ouch' and laughing at the same time. My dear wife looked up from what she was doing and told me not to make a fuss! All sorted with a vigorous leg rub though so it didn't spoil the fun

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What ones have you had?

I singed me jack and danny with hair removal cream, does that count

Yep....done that too lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once nearly snapped my cock, or at least it felt that way.

A serious misjudgement on a powerful inward thrust, pummeled off ladies' inner thigh, cock bent, large blood blister and bruise ensued. *shudder*

And no! My cock is not at a right angle now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Suffered cramp and pulled muscles.. had bruising and bite marks.. Almost smacked my head on s window ledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone got the number of "sexualinjuries4u"?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Scratches, bruises and cracked ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruised my cock getting overly forceful on a table,must have thought i was bigger than i am,pulled out and hit the edge of the table,still makes my eyes water thinking about it, ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once nearly snapped my cock, or at least it felt that way.

A serious misjudgement on a powerful inward thrust, pummeled off ladies' inner thigh, cock bent, large blood blister and bruise ensued. *shudder*

And no! My cock is not at a right angle now.

Fucking ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We play in the downstairs room which is a converted cellar and the steps a bit steep. Tiger slipped and grazed his arm one day so I fixed him up int' bathroom with some cottonwool n alcohol. He felt better and stuck around for a dump n a fag. Chucked his fag end downt loo and ended up with a burnt bum!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burns, bruises, aches, cramps and the usual. I've also had bad reactions to hair removal cream and a couple of dreadful waxes that removed skin.

I have a lower back injury from a car accident years ago and I often orgasm hard enough to upset that

(diy orgasms usually, sadly)

I tore myself using a large toy once

All sorts of minor injuries.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I once nearly snapped my cock, or at least it felt that way.

A serious misjudgement on a powerful inward thrust, pummeled off ladies' inner thigh, cock bent, large blood blister and bruise ensued. *shudder*

And no! My cock is not at a right angle now.

Fucking ouch!

THIS!

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

"Bruised my cock getting overly forceful on a table,must have thought i was bigger than i am,pulled out and hit the edge of the table,still makes my eyes water thinking about it, ha ha"

Sorry but for some inexplicable reason I'm giggling uncontrollably at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tore my foreskin - had it removed!!!! Prefer my cock now though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once nearly snapped my cock, or at least it felt that way.

A serious misjudgement on a powerful inward thrust, pummeled off ladies' inner thigh, cock bent, large blood blister and bruise ensued. *shudder*

And no! My cock is not at a right angle now.

I rammed back on a gent not long ago doing doggy and nearly bent him in half

Myself i've had a lady with very long nails decide to finger me a bit too hard and took the top of my cervix off.

Only knew when i heard "opps i think your bleeding"

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Tore my foreskin - had it removed!!!! Prefer my cock now though! "

Just as well they cant sew it back on...

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

All I will say is that sharp female fingernails and manual clitoral self stimulation during penetrative sex are not a good mix!

I.e. fingernail through the banjo string!!!!! Ouch. All good again now though of course!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Various carpet burns, and an accidental scratch on my thigh at a GB in April that STILL hasn't gone away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

o0o0o ive cringed at some of these.. ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wearing a nice silk shirt and thought it was getting a bit warm while playing until the lady said you are on fire I had leaned back a bit and did not notice the candle .lucky the lady had gushed it helped put the fire out .bloody shame she could not sew the hole was as big ad a football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I will say is that sharp female fingernails and manual clitoral self stimulation during penetrative sex are not a good mix!

I.e. fingernail through the banjo string!!!!! Ouch. All good again now though of course!

Think finger nails should be bannd lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"All I will say is that sharp female fingernails and manual clitoral self stimulation during penetrative sex are not a good mix!

I.e. fingernail through the banjo string!!!!! Ouch. All good again now though of course!

Think finger nails should be bannd lol"

Not gonna disagree there!!! Bloody and painful! Was out of action for a fortnight!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Suffered carpet burns, scratches and one lady bit me hard on the shoulder, which I wasn't pleased about, left a nasty bruise.

Been kicked and elbowed in the head a few times while playing on a busy bed.

Oh and head butted once right on the bridge of the nose.

Mr B's back has gone on him, he has fallen off a bed and torn his foreskin. I should add that I wasn't responsible for any of his injuries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a woman over a kitchen sink, swung my foot up onto said sink... Broke a toe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself i've had a lady with very long nails decide to finger me a bit too hard and took the top of my cervix off.

Only knew when i heard "opps i think your bleeding"

That made me wince! How awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Injured my pride falling off a bench during sex, I've sustained the usual, carpet burns and bite marks. Also had a bruise in the shape of a hand mark on my arm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and bloody sore scalp from vigorous hair pulling! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby tears me quite often. But the worst one yet was after a vigorous anal session, I put my back out

had to hobble round Weston super mare with the kids lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripped fingernails (real ones lol) off clawing at sheets

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Nothing special few bumps and bruises, carpet burn, bite marks

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Taking a woman over a kitchen sink, swung my foot up onto said sink... Broke a toe...

At least the bone china survived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suffered carpet burns, scratches and one lady bit me hard on the shoulder, which I wasn't pleased about, left a nasty bruise.

Been kicked and elbowed in the head a few times while playing on a busy bed.

Oh and head butted once right on the bridge of the nose.

Mr B's back has gone on him, he has fallen off a bed and torn his foreskin. I should add that I wasn't responsible for any of his injuries.

Just wondering if we should all get insured under dangerous sports

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Suffered carpet burns, scratches and one lady bit me hard on the shoulder, which I wasn't pleased about, left a nasty bruise.

Been kicked and elbowed in the head a few times while playing on a busy bed.

Oh and head butted once right on the bridge of the nose.

Mr B's back has gone on him, he has fallen off a bed and torn his foreskin. I should add that I wasn't responsible for any of his injuries.

Just wondering if we should all get insured under dangerous sports

Dangerous Allsports by the sounds of it! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suffered carpet burns, scratches and one lady bit me hard on the shoulder, which I wasn't pleased about, left a nasty bruise.

Been kicked and elbowed in the head a few times while playing on a busy bed.

Oh and head butted once right on the bridge of the nose.

Mr B's back has gone on him, he has fallen off a bed and torn his foreskin. I should add that I wasn't responsible for any of his injuries.

Just wondering if we should all get insured under dangerous sports

Dangerous Allsports by the sounds of it! Lol!

Would cost a fortune lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha trust me to fall into that

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By *ilk69Man
over a year ago

city.

cought my dick in my zipp, ended up in A/E,three stiches. now that did hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst giving hubby a blow job I sneezed and bit his cock quite badly. He ended up having to go to the doctors . Oops lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whilst giving hubby a blow job I sneezed and bit his cock quite badly. He ended up having to go to the doctors . Oops lol

shouldn't laugh but i totally but i did xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you might lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought you might lol

and how are you both? unusual to see you in the forums xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Did once get a full set of handprints. One on each boob, every finger left it's own clear mark

Needless to say he never got invited back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did once get a full set of handprints. One on each boob, every finger left it's own clear mark

Needless to say he never got invited back

Ouch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Semen in my eye that left it red and sore for a couple of days. A curtain rod coming down and clunking me on the head. I bruise very easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're both good thanks cute. Hope your well. We visit the forums quite a bit , but don't post that often.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Semen in my eye that left it red and sore for a couple of days. A curtain rod coming down and clunking me on the head. I bruise very easily."

That's quite a long drop too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That stringy but under you tongue can got so sore and achy after to much licking

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That stringy but under you tongue can got so sore and achy after to much licking

Especially when it tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh forgot the lock jaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That stringy but under you tongue can got so sore and achy after to much licking

Especially when it tears

Hell yes!!!!

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By *RS79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I once nearly snapped my cock, or at least it felt that way.

A serious misjudgement on a powerful inward thrust, pummeled off ladies' inner thigh, cock bent, large blood blister and bruise ensued. *shudder*

And no! My cock is not at a right angle now.

Did something similar but from behind, slipped out due to excessive moisture and got all over ambitious with my re entry and got the angles wrong!. Women have some hard bits down there!

"cought my dick in my zipp, ended up in A/E,three stiches. now that did hurt.

I have done that - it hurt like hell!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet with a sexy guy half of a couple while his missus out of action...she's watching and he manages to get rough...so rough and she's egging him on that he breaks my rib...then she decides to join in and bits my nipples so hard I still have the teeth marks...and I am currently sporting a bruise the size of a fist on my pussy from a lovely male frieend of mine who got excited last week...apart from those...I have splinters off a bench while dogging...and finger print bruises on both thighs...also the marks left by a cane when I got pinned down in a club as revenge for delivering a spank that almost put a man on his knees....lol...proud of em all....

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Years ago I thrust into a very petite, very tight young lady. My cock cut just behind the head, went completely round the shaft and met up in one circular cut. It was like pulling the seal off a packet of fags. Once her juice got into the cut, game over.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Years ago I thrust into a very petite, very tight young lady. My cock cut just behind the head, went completely round the shaft and met up in one circular cut. It was like pulling the seal off a packet of fags. Once her juice got into the cut, game over. "

The usual cramps and bruises, along with rope marks, chain marks and a bitten lip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf? Did it have teeth or something?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Wtf? Did it have teeth or something? "

It was the middle of summer and very humid. I think that had something to do with it. Bloody sore though.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wtf? Did it have teeth or something? "

Vagina dentata!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"What ones have you had?

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Cramp in my leg is about as far as it goes for me.

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Wtf? Did it have teeth or something?

Vagina dentata!

Gawd, I had a dream about that years ago, I've never forgotten. She was lovely (in a slightly alien way!) but I had to be extremely careful, lol.

wtf is that about? very freudian I'm sure.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bet she was French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina dentata!

Gawd, I had a dream about that years ago, I've never forgotten. She was lovely (in a slightly alien way!) but I had to be extremely careful, lol.

wtf is that about? very freudian I'm sure."

It's from tribal folklore, also an African anti-rape device was based on this, basically a femidom containing barbed wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a cracking urban myth.

At the A+E a man comes in with an unconscious woman and blood on his crotch. They were in the kitchen, she was on her knees giving him a BJ and starts to have some kind of fit. She has bitten down hard on him, and he grabs the first thing to hand (a saucepan) and clouts her over the head till she lets go.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I've been in a darkroom at a club and had a small group of men inserting their fingers. One guy was a little rough as he thought I was getting very wet.....that was until I shouted 'I can smell blood!'

The guys exited the room quicker than I could say boo! Came out into the light and I was covered/smeared in my own blood and was left sore for a few days!

Had the sore tongue and jaw ache from giving pussy love and had the usual bruises, carpet burns and cramps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a young lady get a little over excited as she wanked my cock. Her nails were a little on the long side and she ended up slicing where the foreskin attached

started bleeding quite a bit and took about an hour for it to stop

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

tore a tendon in my knee at a vital moment just before xmas last year. Took 8 months to heal properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

friction burns on my bell end but they were in my youngers days when i used to gang bang all the time. But now im older and going grey I only gang bang once a day lol. Anyone who has been in a rugby club will remember that song. A couple of my mates have snapped their Banjo String that bleeds a lot.Worst thing for me is the cumming pain in the head Id never had it but a girl friend of mine told me she got it and she read about it in a paper somewhere, then low and behold i fookin got it a couple of times lol i thought my shaggin days were over but luckily it passed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had any myself but I did inflict one on someone a couple of years back.

If you have seen the film '40 year old virgin' you will know the kick I am talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think im the unluckiest person when it comes to sex! the list of injuries is huge. I've broken my ankle, cracked ribs, burst my lip, torn myself, pulled muscles, popped my collar bone out and managed to knock myself out as well. The only good thing was it wasnt all in the one session!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Try a spin class without special protection... say no more

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