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"I hide my feet. " My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden  | |||
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"Coz your poontang goes into hiding when you cross your legs and bend slightly. Coz your fanjo generally isn't gaping like a yawning hippo with legs spread eagled when you get caught in the buff." Damn! I'm going about things all wrong in the swimming pool changing rooms  | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden " .
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless | |||
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"^^ me topless not her before loads of guys get excited about mammograms" Yeah yeah, we ALL know it's just like real life lesbian porn. | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless "Shameless hussy  | |||
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"^^ me topless not her before loads of guys get excited about mammograms Yeah yeah, we ALL know it's just like real life lesbian porn. " . The reality would be so disappointing for them | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy "I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste  | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste "I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out "Buffing the floor like? | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out "How dare you! I never skip  | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like? "How saggy do you think they are!?  attach a mop and that's the floor done | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden "Lol, you got a great pair | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like?
How saggy do you think they are!? attach a mop and that's the floor done "I thought you dragged them behind you on a B&Q flatbed trolley? | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like?
How saggy do you think they are!? attach a mop and that's the floor done
I thought you dragged them behind you on a B&Q flatbed trolley? " they do have their own postcode | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like?
How saggy do you think they are!? attach a mop and that's the floor done
I thought you dragged them behind you on a B&Q flatbed trolley?
they do have their own postcode " | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
Lol, you got a great pair"I just checked and they all got nices pair of boobs | |||
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"And another thing! Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified? Life is strange! " Context innit | |||
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"And another thing! Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified? Life is strange! " Coz they're not expecting to see you peeping through the window silly! You catch em all unawares | |||
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"^^ me topless not her before loads of guys get excited about mammograms" I was just about to ask for clarification  | |||
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"And another thing! Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified? Life is strange! " That's my piont | |||
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"^^ me topless not her before loads of guys get excited about mammograms I was just about to ask for clarification " | |||
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"And another thing! Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified? Life is strange! Coz they're not expecting to see you peeping through the window silly! You catch em all unawares " Shhh, I thought we agreed to never mention my ASBO ever again! | |||
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"I tend not to hide them if caught. One night last week I was in bed watching Netflix and the hubby was in the living room watching the football. I got up to go to the kitchen to make a coffee and was through when I heard someone say 'you're looking good tonight' and turned round to see the hubby's pal there watching the game. Pointless hiding them then" Well I can see hix pilnt if the first time for him seeing like that | |||
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"I hide my feet. My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like?
How saggy do you think they are!? attach a mop and that's the floor done
I thought you dragged them behind you on a B&Q flatbed trolley?
they do have their own postcode
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"And another thing! Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified? Life is strange! " Because there's a world of difference in the bikini I wear and my period pants. Nobody needs that image burnished in their brain | |||
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