FabSwingers.com forum: Eww, I don't want That in my mouth

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ever bitten into something and found half a worm? Drank something before you realised there was something unpleasant floating in it? What can you no longer bare to eat because of a bad experience?

Time to share your gross stories

I keep a glass of water by my bed. A few nights ago I took a drink and afterwards saw some dark floating thing in it. Turns out it was a drowned moth. I now take tiny sips, barely opening my lips. Was very off-putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once saw a fly at the bottom of my coffee. So nice of it to decide to reveal itself just as I was taking the last sip

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Ever bitten into something and found half a worm? "

Yeah, those bug burgers from Muscle Food were weird.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

My cousin once found a dead wasp in her spoon of muesli, luckily didn't get as far as her mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex and I were having a takeaway pizza one time and kept saying it had a really strange taste (d*unk so kept eating it anyway

) then I looked underneath and the dough was covered in green mould

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago. Drinking a well known purple squash drink in a carton through a straw. The straw kept blocking. I opened it up to find a thick layer of green furry mould on top of the juice

I very rarely drink from them now.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not directly related to food but

I was in bed one night and had a huge stinging feeling on my toe.

Jumped out of bed, looked and seemed fine but sore. Anyway back to bed and fell asleep.

Had a dream that night, and the only part I remember of it was there was a was in and around my mouth.

Woke up the next morning and there was a dead wasp next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fruit bat once landed on my arse. Freaked me right out. To be fair, he probably thought he’d come across a sizeable island

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I was once eating a peach, I took a bite and the stone fell apart and a beetle crawled out

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bogong moths. You keep your mouth shut outside during moth season

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I once drank a can of cola only to realise that my boss had put his cigarette end in it (thinking I'd finished it).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aghhh some of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went for a drink with lady friend, it was a summer's day so I wanted a cold drink, had a Pepsi, can't remember what my friend had. Anyways, my drink had ice in, and obviously quite fizzy, so thought it was just the bubbles and whatnot tickling my upper lip. Got half way through the drink before realising there was loads of ants in my glass!!

Apparently the staff there didn't realise there's a reason you stack glasses upside down.

Needless to say, we didn't have to pay for drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading with my hand over my mouth.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I am extremely fastidious about the quality of my food, in almost a obsession fashion.

Watching Tom Cruise biting into a mouldy sandwich In 2002 In Minority Report set that for me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Worst thing ever is biting into a nice looking chocolate and it turns out to be Turkish delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago, I bought a pizza from a local takeaway, the pizza had something wrong with it (can’t remember what) so I returned it, they made up a new pizza, went home and ate the on the very last mouthful in the crust I found someone’s fingernail.

Years later another takeaway - chippy, I had a chicken supper, got halfway through and round the chicken wasn’t cooked properly - raw meat & blood. Double

This time it was a shop in summer, bought a loaf of bread, the next day it was mouldy, complained to the shop but they refused to refund. So I went to Food Standards, turned out they had multiple complaints about this shop, within a month it had been closed down for being unhygienic and selling out of date food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed a caterpillar in my mums salad once. It was a really lovely restaurant. She was someone who liked to complain. A lot

… I was honestly tempted to just let her eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid , once had a wee in a Lucozade bottle and gave it to a kid i didnt like. He only took one mouthfull

Im my defence i was about 10 and a right little bastard

Oh and just to clarify because she uses the forums this is Mr W&W

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oh my days some of these

I am sure I have eaten/drank something weird but right now I am just trying not to vom at some of these, ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was absentmindedly eating cherry tomatoes from the box while looking at my phone and put a mouldy one in my mouth before I noticed … omg it was furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked up my glass of water and got it to my mouth before I discovered a huge spider sat in it. That was the end of that glass. I always check my drink now before I drink it.

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"A fruit bat once landed on my arse. Freaked me right out. To be fair, he probably thought he’d come across a sizeable island

Or you have a peach of an arse.

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke

I got a takeaway and a bottle of . The had a mouldy taste, only then I checked the expiry date. It was many months past its date… Since then, I always check the expiry date in canned/bottled soft drinks I get from small grocery shops/newsagents etc. Quite a few times the soft drinks are past their expiry date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever bitten into something and found half a worm? Drank something before you realised there was something unpleasant floating in it? What can you no longer bare to eat because of a bad experience?

Time to share your gross stories

Your turn

Moth putting

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke

"I got a takeaway and a bottle of . The had a mouldy taste, only then I checked the expiry date. It was many months past its date… Since then, I always check the expiry date in canned/bottled soft drinks I get from small grocery shops/newsagents etc. Quite a few times the soft drinks are past their expiry date."

cocacola. The short name got censored

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I am fastidious with my food. Any hint of mould, fur, change in texture or firmness and its all in the bin.

The only real aversion I have now is the smell of neat spirits, and thats just due to too many nights when I was younger getting fucked up and puking my guts up.

I will always try and keep up appearances, but nothing makes me gag quicker than a glass of neat spirits.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Whisky, it's discussing stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep at a party with a bottle of beer in my hand. Woke up to an applause from everyone there that I hadn't spilled it all over myself and then I took a celebratory drink, only to realise it had been getting filled with cigarette butts.

I have such nice friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite but there was a time when someone gave me a pancake and it was so nice I asked them where it was from and went to more.

I went to that same shop and the section where those pancakes were, was infested with flies and maggots.

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By *hischarmingdevilMan
over a year ago

Ringwood

A few years ago now, I used to buy a certain brand of Italian wine from ASDA. At the bottom of the bottle there was horrible gritty sediment in the dregs.

I took the bottle of wine back and it was exhanged. I bought the same wine again, only to find the same thing happened.. This went on through several bottles of wine.

I have since found out this is quite normal and nothing to worry about... Ummm I did get about 8 bottles of free wine though.

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By *ananabrumMan
over a year ago

castle bromwich

I was having a breakfast in a morrisons cafe, just cleared my plate and started downing thr last of my coffe as I clicked it back I was greeted with the sight of of scrambled egg stuck the the bottom of the mug, I nearly threw up

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

"Fell asleep at a party with a bottle of beer in my hand. Woke up to an applause from everyone there that I hadn't spilled it all over myself and then I took a celebratory drink, only to realise it had been getting filled with cigarette butts.

I have such nice friends

I'm gagging just thinking about that

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Does trying tofu count?

J x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Swallowing my own hair, and because it's so long it goes a long way down and then having to pull it back out, whilst making myself feel sick. This happens far too flipping often eww

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I once had a wasp in my mouth, that was pretty rough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does trying tofu count?

J x"

Yes!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Many years ago like in the days when the world was black and white.

I are a slug for a dare. Do not, I repeat do not, ever put a slug in your mouth. I can still feel the slime in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago like in the days when the world was black and white.

I are a slug for a dare. Do not, I repeat do not, ever put a slug in your mouth. I can still feel the slime in my mouth.

This literally made me die inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago like in the days when the world was black and white.

I are a slug for a dare. Do not, I repeat do not, ever put a slug in your mouth. I can still feel the slime in my mouth.

!!!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My ex and I were having a takeaway pizza one time and kept saying it had a really strange taste (d*unk so kept eating it anyway

) then I looked underneath and the dough was covered in green mould

We bought some tortilla wraps from Sainsbury's when we were at uni. Put them on a plate and into the microwave briefly to warm them. Couldn't work out what the odd smell was. Picked up the top one to make a fajita and in doing so, unveiled the massive ring of mould that pervaded all of the wraps below. All 8 tortillas were mouldy as fuck. And Sainsbury's was closed so we couldn't buy more that day

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By *hischarmingdevilMan
over a year ago

Ringwood

"Many years ago like in the days when the world was black and white.

I are a slug for a dare. Do not, I repeat do not, ever put a slug in your mouth. I can still feel the slime in my mouth.

This literally made me die inside

No no no no... Who was this... I can't see it in the thread... I have a phobia of slugs... this is disgusting... !!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Many years ago like in the days when the world was black and white.

I are a slug for a dare. Do not, I repeat do not, ever put a slug in your mouth. I can still feel the slime in my mouth.

This literally made me die inside

No no no no... Who was this... I can't see it in the thread... I have a phobia of slugs... this is disgusting... !!"

Fiddlesticks

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By *unandfrolics696969Couple
over a year ago

beer

This made me think about some of the horrid things I've put in my mouth in the past... some very questionable items I must say

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By *hischarmingdevilMan
over a year ago

Ringwood

"Many years ago like in the days when the world was black and white.

I are a slug for a dare. Do not, I repeat do not, ever put a slug in your mouth. I can still feel the slime in my mouth.

Ah yes... That is awful Mr Fiddlesticks!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This made me think about some of the horrid things I've put in my mouth in the past... some very questionable items I must say "

That's what she said

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Does trying tofu count?

J x"

Yes it's mingin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This made me think about some of the horrid things I've put in my mouth in the past... some very questionable items I must say "

There is one cock which sticks in my memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Africa I was invited to join some blokes for a snack.

It was dark. They weren't beans

It was too late to back out without being rude

Mind you at least I knew what that was in that in the end (termites). I doubt I've much idea about the contents of some of the other meals

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Worst thing ever is biting into a nice looking chocolate and it turns out to be Turkish delight

I'm with you on that. Some of these other posts have been absolutely awful and amused/disgusted me greatly

Do keep it up

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Parsnips

Mic drop

I'll leave it there

Happy to help

Here all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Africa I was invited to join some blokes for a snack.

It was dark. They weren't beans

It was too late to back out without being rude

Mind you at least I knew what that was in that in the end (termites). I doubt I've much idea about the contents of some of the other meals

I felt the same on a trip to Indonesia when I couldn't understand the menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found half a caterpillar in a sandwich once, that was fun.

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