FabSwingers.com forum: Ebbsfleet United & a MMF

By *kmale421 OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

Ebbsfleet United are playing at home this Saturday against Alfreton Town, and it looks like they normally play in front of about 750 people.

Unremarkable you might think, and I would agree EXCEPT I have a meet with a couple this Saturday. When chatting to the male of the couple he told me that when her ladyship gets excited she is rather loud, so loud that she can be heard at a home game of the said Ebbsfleet United.

So, ladies and gentlemen, if you are in the vacinity of Ebbsfleet Unbited on Saturday and hear a roar and a strange wailing sound it's unlikely that Ebbsfleet will have scored and it's even more unlikely to be an air raid siren, but it may well be a certain lady enjoying the pleasures of a MMF a first for me and a first for her too......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i hope you let us know how you get on and if this lady is as loud as they say, and i do hope she will like all the attention that she will be getting...

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Will that be 45mins eachway? Hope you achieve your goals

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By *kmale421 OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Well i hope you let us know how you get on and if this lady is as loud as they say, and i do hope she will like all the attention that she will be getting...

I'm sure I will, she's sent me a text this morning saying she's getting pampered to be ready for me and her man tomorrow, plus she went to bed about 8pm last night for the same reason, I just wish I hadn't stayed up till midnight now....

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By *kmale421 OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Will that be 45mins eachway? Hope you achieve your goals

Haha we're planning on extra time and maybe a replay too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make sure you warm up properly and that your performance doesn't warrant a sub cumming off the bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will that be 45mins eachway? Hope you achieve your goals

Haha we're planning on extra time and maybe a replay too...

I prefer Rugby myself..... Oh to be in the middle of a scrum

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By *kmale421 OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Just make sure you warm up properly and that your performance doesn't warrant a sub cumming off the bench

hahaha very true, I don't want to get a groin strain!!!

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