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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is showering before a social being a tad presumptuous

Or is it an effort worth making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, I always do. Even if it’s just a quick coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally worth the effort no one likes BO weather sex is on the cards or not

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

I think it is just good manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wash that tip.. never know when it's going to be sucked.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

It's the chance to shine, even in t shirt and jeans.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Way too presumptuous. Who actually expects someone to meet another person and not be smelling like smegma? No one. Don't bother with a shower, waste of time.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Don’t you anyway? Regardless of what may or may not happen…..

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Way too presumptuous. Who actually expects someone to meet another person and not be smelling like smegma? No one. Don't bother with a shower, waste of time."

I can't wait to smell you Meli

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on didn't the smile at the end give the game away

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Way too presumptuous. Who actually expects someone to meet another person and not be smelling like smegma? No one. Don't bother with a shower, waste of time.

I can't wait to smell you Meli "

Ha ha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Way too presumptuous. Who actually expects someone to meet another person and not be smelling like smegma? No one. Don't bother with a shower, waste of time.

I can't wait to smell you Meli "

Lois, I'm going to be as ripe as a stinking bishop just for you. Need to leave you with a lasting smell of me.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Way too presumptuous. Who actually expects someone to meet another person and not be smelling like smegma? No one. Don't bother with a shower, waste of time.

I can't wait to smell you Meli

Lois, I'm going to be as ripe as a stinking bishop just for you. Need to leave you with a lasting smell of me. "

I shall bring you a hankie to stuff in your undies. I will then have a lovely momento

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Way too presumptuous. Who actually expects someone to meet another person and not be smelling like smegma? No one. Don't bother with a shower, waste of time.

I can't wait to smell you Meli

Lois, I'm going to be as ripe as a stinking bishop just for you. Need to leave you with a lasting smell of me. "

Smelly Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a guarantee of sex before I bother washing.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You've got to!! Otherwise your natural musk and pheromones will overpower their senses and they'll ride you there and then.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Way too presumptuous. Who actually expects someone to meet another person and not be smelling like smegma? No one. Don't bother with a shower, waste of time.

I can't wait to smell you Meli

Lois, I'm going to be as ripe as a stinking bishop just for you. Need to leave you with a lasting smell of me.

I shall bring you a hankie to stuff in your undies. I will then have a lovely momento "

You kinky devil. Normally I'd charge for that kind of thing but you can have it for free.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Way too presumptuous. Who actually expects someone to meet another person and not be smelling like smegma? No one. Don't bother with a shower, waste of time.

I can't wait to smell you Meli

Lois, I'm going to be as ripe as a stinking bishop just for you. Need to leave you with a lasting smell of me.

I shall bring you a hankie to stuff in your undies. I will then have a lovely momento

You kinky devil. Normally I'd charge for that kind of thing but you can have it for free. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shower every day anyway so yes I would. Who wants to have a social with someone who hasn't showered? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a guarantee of sex before I bother washing. "

In writing ?

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

It would be fair to presume you'll not get another meet if you go to a social without getting a shower.I wouyld say you need to make the same effort whatever type of meet you are on, it doesn't mean you are presumtuous just because you are presented well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a guarantee of sex before I bother washing.

In writing ? "

Legally binding

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I shower every day. I thought most people did! If I was going out in the evening I would shower again before I went out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a guarantee of sex before I bother washing.

In writing ?

Legally binding "

Isn't that another subject altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I organise any meetings for a Friday night so it ties in with my weekly flannel wash.

I’m real thoughtful like that.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Oh God, I always do. Even if it’s just a quick coffee "

Aww thats a shame, sure you could leave a wee taste of Dieu as you mingle, would drive us men wild. . . .

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Definitely not I'd shower half way through the first meet just to be extra clean haha can't be to careful these days that could even join the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is showering before a social being a tad presumptuous

Or is it an effort worth making "

Who wouldn’t go clean? You really think a quick lift of your shirt and a squirt of Lynx is gonna make a good first impression?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Presumptuous to be clean

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Of course it's presumptuous. If you're also brushing your teeth and making an effort to look good, well. That's just arrogant.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is showering before a social being a tad presumptuous

Or is it an effort worth making "

Depends if she's going to wash my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shower probably too much, so I'd definitely be showered before a social!! OCDs a bugger, so I'm usually on 2-3 a day!

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I've heard of 'Is shaving too presumptuous' but showering I'd hope is a given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That an adult needs to ask if they should shower

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Always,

Shower heading out the door for a coffee, or to get groceries,, being clean and fresh is just the norm, least round here it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will always be fresh and clean before meeting someone, whether a social from here or a general catch up with friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wash and freshen up before a meet

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I’m a bit disturbed that some wouldn’t have a shower before a social!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I organise any meetings for a Friday night so it ties in with my weekly flannel wash.

I’m real thoughtful like that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of a bath kind of guy but always have one before meeting anyone

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By *otterabzMan
over a year ago

Ellon


"I organise any meetings for a Friday night so it ties in with my weekly flannel wash.

I’m real thoughtful like that."

Mine are Sunday for the same reason. Get the old tin bath out, in front of then coal fire. Just like the good old days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essential! Always go fresh even if theres zero chance of play. Id always shower even if im meeting friends

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I always try to shower as close to the meet as I can, but if I'm meeting close to a long train journey then I do a baby wipe freshen up as well

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Ablutions". Remember that term OP. It's wo/mankind's greatest ever ritual. Try it. You might like it, irrespective of what may lie ahead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

genuinely shocked at how gullible some folk are. Hey ho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" genuinely shocked at how gullible some folk are. Hey ho x "

Okay…

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


" genuinely shocked at how clean and well-groomed some folk are. Hey ho x "

^ he's shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the bar was already too low but holy shit

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


" genuinely shocked at how gullible some folk are. Hey ho x

Okay… "

Yeah, I'm not quite sure what the jist of that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I even go as far as brushing my hair.

Well not actually as it's curly, but I make it look less wild.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Is it even an option!

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