FabSwingers.com forum: Can you do Cadbury cream egg in one

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Tried failed

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Nop ... prefer it to last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, i have tried it got stuck and ended up teary

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yeah definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, i have tried it got stuck and ended up teary

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah definitely "

Big mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yeah definitely

Big mouth

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"
Scottish thing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm yip don’t have a gag reflex it’s long gone emmm

we just leave it at that before i incriminate myself anymore ha ha

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy peasy.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can but I prefer to nibble the tip, let the gooey mixture slide down my throat before sucking the outside x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

In one second? Yes!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt

I agree"

If you catch a man's eye when you do it then it gets creepy and awkward lol

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

God no. Even thinking about them makes my teeth hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"

Spoken like a true Pro!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Yes without even flinching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not without dribbling absolutely everywhere

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"

This is the only way ^

Unless it’s the minis and they go in in one

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A mini one yes but not keen on them.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

No, I enjoy licking the sticky fondant too much

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Tried failed

Easy..

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried failed

Now - do you mean to fit it all into mouth, or be able to swallow it whole?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Tried failed

Now - do you mean to fit it all into mouth, or be able to swallow it whole? "
we talking down in 1 here or hold it in your mouth till it melts a bit

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Without a doubt! X

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Has anyone else noticed the new or newer recipe for these eggs is not as nice as when we were kids,

Kinda gritty and more sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone else noticed the new or newer recipe for these eggs is not as nice as when we were kids,

Kinda gritty and more sugar. "

They are deffo smaller that’s for sure. But also the content is runnier. Not as thick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried failed

Now - do you mean to fit it all into mouth, or be able to swallow it whole? we talking down in 1 here or hold it in your mouth till it melts a bit

Its a waste of an oozy centre if its gone down without sinking your teeth in surely

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Has anyone else noticed the new or newer recipe for these eggs is not as nice as when we were kids,

Kinda gritty and more sugar. "

When the company got took over, the new owners changed the chocolate from dairy milk to some new chocolate mix.

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Tried failed

Now - do you mean to fit it all into mouth, or be able to swallow it whole? we talking down in 1 here or hold it in your mouth till it melts a bit

Its a waste of an oozy centre if its gone down without sinking your teeth in surely"

Exactly….. what are they, a snake?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yep. Pop it in and suck it hard

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Yep. Pop it in and suck it hard

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we still talk g about eggs here

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Has anyone else noticed the new or newer recipe for these eggs is not as nice as when we were kids,

Kinda gritty and more sugar.

They are deffo smaller that’s for sure. But also the content is runnier. Not as thick! "

not as nice either

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Has anyone else noticed the new or newer recipe for these eggs is not as nice as when we were kids,

Kinda gritty and more sugar. "

Definitely. I liked them as a kid can’t stand them now. It’s like eating sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

I throw it in the bin next to the jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"

Agree with this but can easily fit a whole one in..

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Has anyone else noticed the new or newer recipe for these eggs is not as nice as when we were kids,

Kinda gritty and more sugar.

Definitely. I liked them as a kid can’t stand them now. It’s like eating sugar. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a 9 inch cock fits a Creme egg should be easy

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Absolutely not, I can’t afford the dentist bill

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes .. I’d warm it up a bit in my pocket 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like creme eggs myself but happy to have one eaten out of me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"

Almost this. But for me, step 3 is to nibble the chocolate until you only have a little bit to chomp on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably, but they are yukky!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

They are ok but a bit sickly. I could only have one every now and then.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't like creme eggs myself but happy to have one eaten out of me

Oh yes please

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

The only way I can eat them is all at once, I've insatiable appetites...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy peasy."

I knew it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy peasy.

I knew it!"

Reckon I could do two.

Lemon squeezy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy peasy.

I knew it!

Reckon I could do two.

Lemon squeezy!"

Are you really this perfect? Or do you spend your evenings pulling wings off and torturing small things? There must be something to balance it out surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got to get them in quickly or they melt all over your legs - quick blast in the freezer beforehand keeps them solid for long enough though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

But prefer to take the top off and lick out the insides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy peasy.

I knew it!

Reckon I could do two.

Lemon squeezy!

Are you really this perfect? Or do you spend your evenings pulling wings off and torturing small things? There must be something to balance it out surely"

Oh, bless you. I don’t even kill spiders. I catch and put outside!

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Just tried it, yes i can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"

This! But I like to freeze it first so it lasts a bit longer!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

No you have to savour it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can but I prefer to nibble the tip, let the gooey mixture slide down my throat before sucking the outside x"

Are we still talking about a creme egg?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

No, they are fucking awful.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The chocolate used to be the only bit I liked, and now that's crap.

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By *shley79Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I can

I also can fit a whole kit Kat in my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can

I also can fit a whole kit Kat in my mouth!"

2 fingers, 4, or a chunky?

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

"I can

I also can fit a whole kit Kat in my mouth!

2 fingers, 4, or a chunky?

"
Kirk at chunky my fav lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same!

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By *shley79Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I can

I also can fit a whole kit Kat in my mouth!

2 fingers, 4, or a chunky?

4 finger!

But probably a chunky too

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"No, i have tried it got stuck and ended up teary

Where did you put it...

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Same! "

You have to show that!

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By *shley79Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No, i have tried it got stuck and ended up teary

Where did you put it... "

Ha ha

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By *shley79Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I can also deep throat a banana

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

"Same! "
and I thought you were a milky bar kinda girl lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"You've got to get them in quickly or they melt all over your legs - quick blast in the freezer beforehand keeps them solid for long enough though

Wish I had thought of that! Makes such a mess on the bedding to!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You've got to get them in quickly or they melt all over your legs - quick blast in the freezer beforehand keeps them solid for long enough though

Wish I had thought of that! Makes such a mess on the bedding to!

X"
No work in the morning candy xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"You've got to get them in quickly or they melt all over your legs - quick blast in the freezer beforehand keeps them solid for long enough though

Wish I had thought of that! Makes such a mess on the bedding to!

XNo work in the morning candy xx"

No of tuesdays and wednesdays! Got a busy 2 days though!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You've got to get them in quickly or they melt all over your legs - quick blast in the freezer beforehand keeps them solid for long enough though

Wish I had thought of that! Makes such a mess on the bedding to!

XNo work in the morning candy xx

No of tuesdays and wednesdays! Got a busy 2 days though!

x"
what you up to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong

To think that you could open a crème egg

Lick out the filling

And then fill it with cum

And give it back to your woman??!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"You've got to get them in quickly or they melt all over your legs - quick blast in the freezer beforehand keeps them solid for long enough though

Wish I had thought of that! Makes such a mess on the bedding to!

XNo work in the morning candy xx

No of tuesdays and wednesdays! Got a busy 2 days though!

xwhat you up to xx"

A meet tomoz coffee maybe more probably more!

and a semi professional photo shoot on weds looking forward to that! X

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Sacrilege. There has to be 3 stages!

1. Bite the top off

2. Lick the middle out

3. Pop the rest in and let it melt"

Did this sound erotic to everyone else?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You've got to get them in quickly or they melt all over your legs - quick blast in the freezer beforehand keeps them solid for long enough though

Wish I had thought of that! Makes such a mess on the bedding to!

XNo work in the morning candy xx

No of tuesdays and wednesdays! Got a busy 2 days though!

xwhat you up to xx

A meet tomoz coffee maybe more probably more!

and a semi professional photo shoot on weds looking forward to that! X"
happy days enjoy my friend xx

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Not a problem I'm a chocolate monster

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Yep. Pop it in and suck it hard

we still talk g about eggs here

Well I am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can also deep throat a banana "

I didn't even know bananas had dicks!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I managed to get 6 up me arse once ...

....probably could have done more ..but I got thrown out of the supermarket by security..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

They are designed to be slowly nibbled, then the centre licked, finishing with further nibbling, savouring each bit on your tongue and warm mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep.....bit of a challenge but I don't like failing

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