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WD40 ... 101 uses

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By *uckscouple2007 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

1. if you use a shreader at home, occasionally spray a sheet of A4 , helps stop the blades getting clogged with paper

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stops my nipples from getting rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2. Spray on your squeaky hindges ... Or is it hinges?? Ah well, stops the squeakiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stops my padlocks poing rusty

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Clubs use it in the toilets to stop cocaine use. A spray across the top of the cistern will damage any put on it and discourage use of the lavvies for snorting

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*remembers to snort in the ladies toilet*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*remembers to snort in the ladies toilet*"

Just use the floor

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By *uckscouple2007 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


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Just use the floor"

was that a predictive text error

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah, it's piss poor then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just use the floor

was that a predictive text error "

Not at all .... Quite like the idea of taking him by surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, it's piss poor then "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"*remembers to snort in the ladies toilet*"

Oddly enough I've only encountered it in the Ladies. What with me being a lady and all...

It plays bloody havoc with a satin handbag!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Never sit in your handbag

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Never sit in your handbag

*courtesy of the useless information department*"

the top of the cistern is not for in my book! It's for putting my handbag on cos I don't want to put it on the floor in a public loo!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Handbags are manufactured for dancing round & collecting utter crap so that the owners can't find anything that was initially placed in them

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Handbags are manufactured for dancing round & collecting utter crap so that the owners can't find anything that was initially placed in them

"

Very true.

But why would I put one (containing all that vital stuff) on the floor of a public loo? Even ladies have been known to have accidents on the floor (especially under the influence)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah feck it, fancy teaching me how to line dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

App some peeps use it for there joints....helps with the ole arthur....according to one medical.research paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to be less popular so I use it as deodorant

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It obviously doesn't work

Wanna fuck now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD40 smells gorgeous! I'd use it for aftershave.

Puts a nice shine on metal too, spray on a cloth and polish with it.

It loosens my nuts well too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2. Spray on your squeaky hindges ... Or is it hinges?? Ah well, stops the squeakiness "

You can use pencil for this as well. the graphite acts as a lubricant.

WD40 use? Spray a ring of it around big spiders and they cannot move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt be a problem for the spiders in our house, they were boots

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You have obviously been laying saliva trails around unsuspecting ants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use it a lot at work for when I come across nuts and bolts that haven't been touched in 25 years.

Spray it liberally on offending item, leave for 5 mins to soak in then apply pressure with correct spanner. Spanner

invariably rounds the head off said nut causing bruised knuckles and cries of "oh you evilmuthafuckingshitbagcockarse" then I reach for the angle grinder to teach it a damn good lesson.

So to sum up, WD40 is Satan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""oh you evilmuthafuckingshitbagcockarse" "

I have just read the small print on a can of WD40, and it does say 'can cause tourettes in rare cases'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2. Spray on your squeaky hindges ... Or is it hinges?? Ah well, stops the squeakiness

You can use pencil for this as well. the graphite acts as a lubricant.

WD40 use? Spray a ring of it around big spiders and they cannot move

Really, im going yo have to try both of them

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

Will remove chewing gum.....and also destroys certain types of plastics - don't spray on the rotor of yer electric motor it wrecks the insulation on the windings....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DON'T lubricate your bike chain with it, its shit. Use a proper lubricant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DON'T lubricate your bike chain with it, its shit. Use a proper lubricant. "

Any particular flavour ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use it on the hinges on your doors at home, no more squeeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wd40 stands for Water Displacement 40th formula and was developed to stop bombs corroding

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"wd40 stands for Water Displacement 40th formula and was developed to stop bombs corroding "

and originally sold as 'Rocket' WD40....remember I'd forgotten that untill I found an old can at the back of the garage earlier this year with that on it....and it cost 47p still had a psrice sticker on it.

You can use it to remove the glue left behind from stickers you have peeled off. Lighter fluid will remove the sticker glue too.

Lighter fluid also removes Emulsion paint spilt and dried on carpet...not sure if WD40 will do the same....time for a test..

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Lighter fluid also removes Emulsion paint spilt and dried on carpet...not sure if WD40 will do the same....time for a test.."

Tried it....

WD40 would not remove 2 month old Emulsion Paint off one of my work T shirts.

Strange the things you remember to said you'd do when you wake up at about 3 in the morning about 3 weeks after you posted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*remembers to snort in the ladies toilet*

Just use the floor "
Or the arse of a 6ft blonde Swedish (female!) model!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It cleans up stainless steel surfaces lovely... Better than baby oil...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It cleans up stainless steel surfaces lovely... Better than baby oil...

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Doesn't smell as nice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told the baby oil trick on saturday for the new oven ........... Hey I can keep up with this conversation now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got told the baby oil trick on saturday for the new oven ........... Hey I can keep up with this conversation now lol "

Ah was that whilst rubbing it on the hunky guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning rusty arseholes

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham


""wd40 stands for Water Displacement 40th formula and was developed to stop bombs corroding "

and originally sold as 'Rocket' WD40....remember I'd forgotten that untill I found an old can at the back of the garage earlier this year with that on it....and it cost 47p still had a psrice sticker on it.

You can use it to remove the glue left behind from stickers you have peeled off. Lighter fluid will remove the sticker glue too.

Lighter fluid also removes Emulsion paint spilt and dried on carpet...not sure if WD40 will do the same....time for a test.."

Was also used to disperse water / condensation that had formed on aeroplanes and their components when being brought over from the states during the war .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD40 can be used to enhance the aroma of your bait when beach casting

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

Oh yeah it's a great ant spray as well apparently . Spray it round the area the ants are coming In and it's stops the buggers !?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It also breaks down wax crayons when the little Picassos have coloured on the wall paper xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The main ingredient is fish oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It also breaks down wax crayons when the little Picassos have coloured on the wall paper xx"

Ooohhh really, i shall let you know if this works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It cleans up stainless steel surfaces lovely... Better than baby oil...

Doesn't smell as nice though"

Depends on ones definition of 'nice'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it does we had I great work of art to remove LOL

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