FabSwingers.com forum: Best places to live in the UK

By *hadow Kings OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

I just got a 100% remote job So im looking to relocate, but I want to relocate to an area where I'd be a rare commodity.

I remember visiting South Wales 3 years ago for a week and got so many snowbunnies and pawgs hitting me up. I felt like an exotic product lol.

Oh also and low crime rate is also something I'm looking at but not the main factor lol

So which part of the UK do I need to move to, to be treated like that? For a single bachelor

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Nofolk is pretty rural and has some very nice locations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you basically saying that you wish to go wherever the women are most desperate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edinburgh "

Are you saying I’m desperate?!

Actually, was going to suggest it to the OP, but it sounds like he prefers rural.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edinburgh

Are you saying I’m desperate?!

Actually, was going to suggest it to the OP, but it sounds like he prefers rural. "

have to admire how fast Sam came up with that riposte!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Inverness, it's a really nice place, not overly crowded and within a short time of leaving the city there is some great scenery.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think. "

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

Or you could just let me ride you

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Argate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

Or you could just let me ride you

You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

Or you could just let me ride you

You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with

You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

Or you could just let me ride you

You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with

You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up

It's hard for me too. I tried a whole new white lingerie set on earlier. Felt great, took some photos. Few hours later my period starts. What in the hell? I mean, I'm grateful it waited until after I tried my new stuff on but jesus, that's cutting it a little fine for my liking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blaenau Ffestiniog in North Wales, you can’t go wrong around there, unless you don’t speak Welsh of course

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Are you basically saying that you wish to go wherever the women are most desperate?

Nope, just where the women are the most gorgeous and intelligent. Edinburgh it is! Maybe Perth on a good day. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

Or you could just let me ride you

You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with

You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up

Is lingerie a trigger? You know, like having sex is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

Or you could just let me ride you

You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with

You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up

Is lingerie a trigger? You know, like having sex is?

Wanting sex is the trigger for me. (OK, it's not, it's the hormones/pheromones that make me want sex before it start but yknow what I mean)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here at the moment, there's no bloody electric.

Everything else is awesome though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northumberland has loads of nice small towns, quiet and you can travel into Newcastle when needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

Or you could just let me ride you

You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with

You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up

Is lingerie a trigger? You know, like having sex is?

Wanting sex is the trigger for me. (OK, it's not, it's the hormones/pheromones that make me want sex before it start but yknow what I mean) "

Not anymore. No periods and no sex

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.

Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs

I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.

Or you could just let me ride you

You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with

You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up

Don't you just love being a woman?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Definitely not Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think. "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely not Portsmouth"

Neither southampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a motorhome and tour the country.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In the UK I’d say Devon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely not Portsmouth

Neither southampton "

Agreed!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

West Dorset is where it’s all happening these days.

But then I could be biased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year the Sunday Times listed where I live as the best place to live. Consequently house prices are even higher than before due to people moving here from London

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

Where there's a good internet connection

Stay in hotels or air bnb,s first to check you like the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where there's a good internet connection

Stay in hotels or air bnb,s first to check you like the area

This is a very good point as many of the nicer rural areas are also a bit slow on connectivity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blaenau Ffestiniog in North Wales, you can’t go wrong around there, unless you don’t speak Welsh of course

You need to like rain.

And piles of skate mining waste.

I'm also not entirely convinced that a town smack in the middle of a national park that is a little island that didn't get included as part of that park is a good advert for the place

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By *hadow Kings OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Are you basically saying that you wish to go wherever the women are most desperate?

Yes basically I am hehe

Where in the UK are women most desperate. A place where a fairly looking black guy would be treated like Jason derulo because he's literally the only bbc around and also because the women in that area aren't getting enough fun lol

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By *hadow Kings OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think. "

I mean I thought about moving north east but I dont know much about the area.

Also, if I moved under your stairs would I have to pay in cash or kind

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By *hadow Kings OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Buy a motorhome and tour the country. "

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a 100% remote job So im looking to relocate, but I want to relocate to an area where I'd be a rare commodity.

I remember visiting South Wales 3 years ago for a week and got so many snowbunnies and pawgs hitting me up. I felt like an exotic product lol.

Oh also and low crime rate is also something I'm looking at but not the main factor lol

So which part of the UK do I need to move to, to be treated like that? For a single bachelor

Easy no brainer BRIGHTON!!!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

South coast. Sussex or Dorset.

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’d suggest my local area as it’s got some amazing beaches and areas of natural beauty….

HOWEVER… being rural, you have a relatively small amount of people interested in the lifestyle, your broadband connection may be pretty inadequate and unfortunately xenophobic and racist attitudes are rife… still a minority, but a loud minority all the same

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By *hadow Kings OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’d suggest my local area as it’s got some amazing beaches and areas of natural beauty….

Damn Really

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By *hadow Kings OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I just got a 100% remote job So im looking to relocate, but I want to relocate to an area where I'd be a rare commodity.

I remember visiting South Wales 3 years ago for a week and got so many snowbunnies and pawgs hitting me up. I felt like an exotic product lol.

Oh also and low crime rate is also something I'm looking at but not the main factor lol

So which part of the UK do I need to move to, to be treated like that? For a single bachelor

Easy no brainer BRIGHTON!!!"

Whats the house prices like

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