FabSwingers.com forum: Right now: sex or a bacon roll?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They’re both going to stink the house out for the next hour or so, so what are you having?

I’ll have the bacon please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full English please! Starving here.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

No contest - sex, but since that's a remote possibility at the moment I'll go with the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I not be greedy and have both (not at the same time

) Love a bit of morning sex followed by breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep then bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can stand bacon, so its sex all the way for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck choosing!

Both please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon roll for me I'm starving, maybe a little fun after that

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By *b32Man
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Full English please! Starving here."

I’m with this and come to think of it am going to make one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to go with both

Over the kitchen bunker as I cook the bacon roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck choosing!

Both please. "

This

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Sex first followed by bacon

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

It's too early to make those sort of decisions!

Sex until my tummy growls please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full English please! Starving here.

I’m with this and come to think of it am going to make one

Make one for me please

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Bacon for me. I do my killing at dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full English please! Starving here.

I’m with this and come to think of it am going to make one

This please, energy for multiple sex sessions after

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sex please, been suffering from morning glory for last 4½ hours.

Bacon can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full English please! Starving here.

I’m with this and come to think of it am going to make one

This please, energy for multiple sex sessions after

I just want the food to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee spooning session first then il put the bacon on

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By *2spikeMan
over a year ago

Southsea

Sex then butty then sex then sunday roast please

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By *b32Man
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Full English please! Starving here.

I’m with this and come to think of it am going to make one

Make one for me please

Sure there’s enough for a couple of portions!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Bacon sambo and a bj please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex as don't eat bacon

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Yes please to the sex!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex for me as I've already had my breakfast.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No to the bacon, not a fan.

Yes to the sex but only if I can do sweet fa and sip tea as I'm rogered gently.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Oh dear, fresh out of bacon, so it will need to be a Scottish breakfast tower, with sex before and after because I'm a greedy guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ate but still a bit peckish. Some pineapple, lick a clit and suck a tit or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fussed for bacon - however sex would definitely be good, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon roll at least it won't moan at you

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

Sausage sandwich instead please runny egg and loads of daddy sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too early for breakfast. For me anyway so sex please. I’ll make you a bacon sarnie after

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Full Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon roll at least it won't moan at you"

Crikey I'd prefer to be moaning for the right reasons, not AT someone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage sandwich instead please runny egg and loads of daddy sauce

Yeah im with you on this one, and sex after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m having last nights left over vindaloo on some bread and butter.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Bacon roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No to the bacon, not a fan.

Yes to the sex but only if I can do sweet fa and sip tea as I'm rogered gently."

Absolutely you can, I’ll be eating the bacon roll as I roger you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full Irish "

Forgive my ignorance - what's a "full Irish"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Im not eating my Bacon roll can i use it as a reward/incentive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon for me please

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Warm bacon wrapped around a cock & tomato sauce on his buns to lick off

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Ive already eaten, so now I would rather be eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m having last nights left over vindaloo on some bread and butter.

So I’ll have the sex.

Just incase someone pops up with some remark about that not being the question because they don’t understand elaborating on a subject spawns interaction and meaningful conversations.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I’m having last nights left over vindaloo on some bread and butter.

So I’ll have the sex.

Just incase someone pops up with some remark about that not being the question because they don’t understand elaborating on a subject spawns interaction and meaningful conversations."

I'll take Sam's acerbic wit as well.

How's the vindaloo?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I really would prefer the sex right now

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Only just woken up after a late night session and am now starving so bacon roll please. Brown sauce and a cuppa too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dare say the pleasure of a bacon roll will last longer than alot of men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwich please..... at my age it lasts longer. LOL

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

"I dare say the pleasure of a bacon roll will last longer than alot of men"
lol thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a full English on a Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dare say the pleasure of a bacon roll will last longer than alot of men"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd kill for a bacon roll right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to be a full English on a Sunday morning

full scottish you need beans

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By *ingly_minx1Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

As a poly, bi, switch, I'm usually a 'why choose?' person.

But

I don't like bacon and sex really has no competitors for my attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m having last nights left over vindaloo on some bread and butter.

So I’ll have the sex.

Just incase someone pops up with some remark about that not being the question because they don’t understand elaborating on a subject spawns interaction and meaningful conversations.

I'll take Sam's acerbic wit as well.

How's the vindaloo? "

Probably not the wisest choice of breakfast.

I’m about to take my son to training and was planning on going for a run around the local beauty spot whilst he’s there.

All I feel like doing now is a huge shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the sex

now the bacon roll

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I'll have a bacon COB if you wouldn't mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For all of you saying sex then breakfast .. I hope you’re washing your hands first!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Full English please

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Bacon roll

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm guaranteed satisfaction with a bacon roll

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