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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

OMG!

OK, back story: I'm away with work and in a hotel. The Drinks thread got me thinking about cocktails so I got a litre of Cosmopolitans and have nearly finished it (in an hour

). And I'd like some more...

But I don't get paid till later in the week...

So: I changed my location and my status to brazenly tout for some company and more cocktails and possibly dinner (yes it's mercenary, but a) I'm pissed and b) I have told them upfront) (nb: there is no mention or guarantee of play or anything more than drinks/dinner)

And my usually steady inbox has gone ballistic!

Anyone else encountered this kind of thing? Stories please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we put a meet on, our inbox explodes and continues for a further 24 hours.

Any new pictures, same response lol

Hey you go girl! Enjoy

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I don't think I have ever asked anyone to pay for anything on here, never mind by me stuff.... so no I haven't encountered it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I don't think I have ever asked anyone to pay for anything on here, never mind by me stuff.... so no I haven't encountered it."

me either

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I only arrange meets for naughty stuff, but they do tend to bring wine with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may add, we do not expect any meets to pay for anything, or bring anything, before my response is taken the wrong way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whenever mrs puts new pix on it goes thru the roof, but me ..... not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never ask anyone to buy me anything, drinks, dinner, or jobs around the house. I don't agree with it at all I'm afraid. There are always consequences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go girl we only live once lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

No, but then we have never asked people to pay for dinner or drinks.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?

Not a fan of shandy but I'll snatch your hand off for the choc!

When I put up play meets I don't ask for or expect anything - I always offer half of a hotel room or take guys into clubs on my couples card.

But I'm bored in a hotel room and half pissed and thought I'd be brazen!

Tbh honest I didn't expect the replies! I have at least been very honest, and I'm reminding them that I'm under the influence so it would be purely social.

Hence the shock and the thread...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

ADVERT:

I will lick the face of anyone buying me Christian LaCroix Diamante this evening.

Or crisps.

Replies by 20.00 hrs please.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?

Not a fan of shandy but I'll snatch your hand off for the choc!

When I put up play meets I don't ask for or expect anything - I always offer half of a hotel room or take guys into clubs on my couples card.

But I'm bored in a hotel room and half pissed and thought I'd be brazen!

Tbh honest I didn't expect the replies! I have at least been very honest, and I'm reminding them that I'm under the influence so it would be purely social.

Hence the shock and the thread..."

This is Simpsons Dog Syndrome.

You say..... I'm under the influence there won't be sex.

Man hears..... I'm a silly tiddly girl with no lastic in her knickers and I wan't you know sex God.

Simpsons Dog hears .... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ul meet a yummy Irish man = result.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

shit .... I said know instead of now .

Im claiming pisseditis!

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?

Not a fan of shandy but I'll snatch your hand off for the choc!

When I put up play meets I don't ask for or expect anything - I always offer half of a hotel room or take guys into clubs on my couples card.

But I'm bored in a hotel room and half pissed and thought I'd be brazen!

Tbh honest I didn't expect the replies! I have at least been very honest, and I'm reminding them that I'm under the influence so it would be purely social.

Hence the shock and the thread...

This is Simpsons Dog Syndrome.

You say..... I'm under the influence there won't be sex.

Man hears..... I'm a silly tiddly girl with no lastic in her knickers and I wan't you know sex God.

Simpsons Dog hears .... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...

But they don't realise that when pissed I get more picky not less...

So the chance of fun is seriously reduced!

And if they get me pissed enough to take them back to my room I'm likely to fall asleep on the loo while they wait for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is nothing more than my opinion. But if you're an admittedly half d*unk single female, advertising for a random single male to pay you a visit and get you even more d*unk is literally asking for trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol get some more cosmo down ya girl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i am alone on the boat i only know i am going morning before i put a swing date on get 100s and some 200/ 300 miles away and would come , i cant get over that , lol my friend come from Birmingham for the the night .. And i felt bad his petrol so i payed for a lovely dinner with wine to make up , lol if thay come miles i will find some way of making it up xx

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"shit .... I said know instead of now .

Im claiming pisseditis!"

Hey!

I've got pisseditis and I can still spell

though probably not for much longer...

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"This is nothing more than my opinion. But if you're an admittedly half d*unk single female, advertising for a random single male to pay you a visit and get you even more d*unk is literally asking for trouble. "

That's me, trouble hunting!

But I do also know my limits and my behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play enjoy and stay safe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh love it!! I should try this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

It's mine too.

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

be carefull dont get d*unk to attract atention x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Serious note, I think you could be right.

In fairness I think our temptingdevil posted more in a tongue in cheek way but if this were to be serious... it could have consequences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jet-setting days are over, my choice, as it is not convenient to travel due to the need for pet care.

However, if I were to travel again, and find myself alone in a hotel on business trip, I am unlikely to request for drinking/dinning companion, even if we were to go Dutch, and I would insist on going Dutch (putting my share on expenses within company guidelines/allowance etc...).

I don't like meeting gents on business trips unless I get to know them well enough to be certain they are genuinely single in advance. I don't like being someone's extra pillow on business trip.

Hence it would be rather hypocritical for me to meet gents while on business trips of my own.

It may sound illogical, however, that's the way I am.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I put that I need a pony on my status and not one pony was offered.

I want a Cosmo now.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oh love it!! I should try this

don't bother!

as soon as i reiterate that it will be a social meet only since i don't play when drinking they all seem to fade away!

i think they thought i'd be more suggestable

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I did find some company and he was a perfect gentleman.

Am now tucked up in my bed (alone) and not too pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did find some company and he was a perfect gentleman.

Am now tucked up in my bed (alone) and not too pissed.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?

The Galaxy sounds quite tempting but knowing you the shandy will be flat anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never ask anyone to buy me anything, drinks, dinner, or jobs around the house. I don't agree with it at all I'm afraid. There are always consequences

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would never ask anyone to buy me anything, drinks, dinner, or jobs around the house. I don't agree with it at all I'm afraid. There are always consequences

There were no consequences (except the hangover

) but as I said I was very upfront from the start. Many possibles were suddenly busy when I reminded them it was purely social and no chance of play.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?

The Galaxy sounds quite tempting but knowing you the shandy will be flat anyway

The shandys gone. The half a Galaxy isn't technically mine, it belongs to the Talusian Empire and consists of over 185 trillion habitable worlds. I'm just babysitting it until tonight.

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