FabSwingers.com forum: Smileys

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Ever wondered what some of those smileys actually meant? Here' a users guide:

had a shag very recently

no shag for ages

lost a contact lens

your spunk tastes funny

have you seen my white stick?

unexpected anal insertion

lick up your own mess

69 and just farted

shhh! my husbands upstairs

pre-puke grimace

green soup anyone?

just flossed

spiders are in my eyes

oops, follow through

WTF is this doing on my head?

start of a mid shag shopping list

promised shag just gone

M1 south

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have recently had my still beating heart ripped out of my chest.

I am happy that I support Sunderland

I suffer from severe nervous ticks

My poo crawled out the toilet and bit me

The only way I get sex is if I wear this black plastic bag over my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have recently had my still beating heart ripped out of my chest.

I am happy that I support Sunderland

I suffer from severe nervous ticks

My poo crawled out the toilet and bit me

The only way I get sex is if I wear this black plastic bag over my face."

oiiiiiiiiiiiii u've got pretty ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My smileys aren't working, if I type in

: - D I get

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have recently had my still beating heart ripped out of my chest.

I am happy that I support Sunderland

I suffer from severe nervous ticks

My poo crawled out the toilet and bit me

The only way I get sex is if I wear this black plastic bag over my face.

oiiiiiiiiiiiii u've got pretty ones lol"

It's part of Platinum Membership.

Other features of Platinum are you can see who has you on their hotlist and you can delete emails that you sent but don't want someone to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My smileys aren't working, if I type in

: - D I get

wot were u expecting ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine either :-* 3 :O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, what? I think my phone is being a tard again.....

Could someone please tell me what smiley they see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok never mind, it appears to be fixed now......they were all showing as sad faces a minute ago.....fuck it, I'm off back to the bar

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um i dont pay

and i can do it... lier lier pants are on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/10/12 18:02:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/10/12 18:02:50]"

Darn, just tried a load of CSS smileys, but most of them just came out with the standard smile , and a couple of those above

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That was a good hearty dump

My poo looks like two maltesers and a rat dropping

Yes I am feeling better after the stroke

I can't make my mind-up if I am happy or sad

I'll be back!

I cut these eyes out of a magazine so I can sleep at my desk

Is this period blood?

No that's not a malteser on your cock...... sorry.

Did they just flick it into my hair|?

They have my shit in their hair.

Tonight Matthew I am going to be.... Keith Flint of The Prodigy.

Who glued this marshmallow to my face?

False Alert!

I'm only half asleep at my desk

Working at the fair is easy, but I wish someone would aim for the goldfish.

Warning - homoerotic images

Well I guess four maltesers and a bit of sweetcorn is better than two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, what? I think my phone is being a tard again.....

Could someone please tell me what smiley they see"

the green one I sent u lol dohhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um i dont pay

and i can do it... lier lier pants are on fire"

I dont have them ........... and I don't think this site is accommodating me properly lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Um i dont pay

and i can do it... lier lier pants are on fire"

Platinum membership is invitation only, admin must have given you it and you didn't realise.

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