FabSwingers.com forum: Erm, I can explain.

By * kiss like morphine OP Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

My chams card accidently fell out along with other cards at the supermarket.

Has anyone else had this happen, was there knowing looks?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Had a condom come out my bag at an interview whilst getting my paper work out! X

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston

"Had a condom come out my bag at an interview whilst getting my paper work out! X"

Did you get the job!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Had a condom come out my bag at an interview whilst getting my paper work out! X"

I would have just made a joke about it and said "as you can see I'm always prepared"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to go out one night clubbing

Hit the bar lifted the wrong hand bang

Payed for a drink I know shocker

Went to put money in to my hand bang

Opened it to find I had lifted the play bag full off condoms lube and small dildo

Face plam

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I had a condom fall out my bag whilst in the chip shop with one if my sons, he just looked at it on the floor and sighed “ohhhh ma”, I said “well let that be a lesson on safe sex, if I can do it so can you!” I think I got away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a condom come out my bag at an interview whilst getting my paper work out! X

I would have just made a joke about it and said "as you can see I'm always prepared"

Well you never know what

they’ll challenge you with in an interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During one of my first exams at uni, I was one of the last to finish. As my head of course was standing over me, a condom fell out of my wallet…since I was down on one knee, I held it up as if I was preposing and said “would you do me the honour?”

She laughed and just shook her head…2 years later I left with a first and I attribute my success to that moment.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Had a condom come out my bag at an interview whilst getting my paper work out! X

Did you get the job!

Yes I did

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Yes, Chams card, Xtasia card, Townhouse card fell out in the pub onto the bar but luckily the only one who saw was the barman who is non judgemental anyway. He just smiled. I should leave them at home really but I like spontaneity.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"My chams card accidently fell out along with other cards at the supermarket.

Has anyone else had this happen, was there knowing looks?"

Most people in a supermarket have probably never seen a Chams card and wouldn’t know what it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going on holiday with ex.

Metal detector at airport went off.

Full bag search etc.

Only to find a small metal bullet vibrator was the culprit!!!

WTF do you say?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I tried to give my Pandora’s card in for payment once

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