FabSwingers.com forum: Fab if you’d like to stick a pineapple up my arse

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is this an approach that generally produces results.

I’m not asking for a friend I’m just messing about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fuck for fabs, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, this is serious. Sign me up at the top of the list please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will drop my knickers for a hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you provide the pineapple or do I need to go buy one?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have a banana

So you do. So do I

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Which way round would you like the pineapple

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Will fuck for fabs, please.

As you said please.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Do you wear the maid outfit as well? If so, count me in.

(Bonus points for film reference)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No, this is serious. Sign me up at the top of the list please. "

I’ve got a pineapple insertion slot on Tuesday.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Will drop my knickers for a hello "

It pays to be fussy

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

We have kiwis and mini bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love deviant behaviour, so I'd quite happily ram a pineapple yer jacksy

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do you provide the pineapple or do I need to go buy one?"

If you could pick one up on the way over please.

The one I’ve got is looking a little battered.

It’s not the only thing that’s battered to be honest

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Which way round would you like the pineapple

Sideways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you wear the maid outfit as well? If so, count me in.

(Bonus points for film reference) "

Little nicky

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do you wear the maid outfit as well? If so, count me in.

(Bonus points for film reference) "

I can if you want.

Is the film Ghandi?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We have kiwis and mini bananas

Oh what the hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lop its one or the other, very easy to confuse

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I love deviant behaviour, so I'd quite happily ram a pineapple yer jacksy

Cheers. Reliability is key

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I dont think that the op knows theres a pineapple sex toy

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I dont think that the op knows theres a pineapple sex toy

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will drop my knickers for a hello

It pays to be fussy

Whares the fun in that ha ha

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Do you wear the maid outfit as well? If so, count me in.

(Bonus points for film reference)

I can if you want.

Is the film Ghandi?

LOL

Ghandi took a rather… fruity twist

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

OP's been listening to too much Agadoo methinks

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"OP's been listening to too much Agadoo methinks

“Aaagaaa do do do shove a pineapple in my hoop”

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Is this an approach that generally produces results.

I’m not asking for a friend I’m just messing about.

You're getting responses so I guess so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen Little Nicki, it did not bode well for Hitler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’ve seen Little Nicki, it did not bode well for Hitler"

Beat me to it!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fabbed

At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I don't have a pineapple, will a butternut squash do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve seen Little Nicki, it did not bode well for Hitler

Beat me to it!"

I think we were beaten in a previous comment but I’ll happily take the credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabbed

At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.

I’m restraining you in the stocks.

Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don't have a pineapple, will a butternut squash do?

Hmmmmm go on then.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fabbed

At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.

I’m restraining you in the stocks.

Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face? "

The tomatoes is a bit rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabbed

At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.

I’m restraining you in the stocks.

Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?

The tomatoes is a bit rude.

But the pineapple is ok

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fabbed

At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.

I’m restraining you in the stocks.

Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?

The tomatoes is a bit rude.

But the pineapple is ok

Well it doesn’t stain.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

All I can say is ouch!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

So have you and your pineapple been fabbed hard today Fiddles?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

To be honest the response has been a little disappointing.

I find that strange, I’d gladly fab your pics if I could stick a pineapple up your hoop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have it to put on my pizza when you’ve finished with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which photo do I fab?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I have it to put on my pizza when you’ve finished with it? "

Sure. Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabbed

At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.

I’m restraining you in the stocks.

Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?

The tomatoes is a bit rude.

But the pineapple is ok

Well it doesn’t stain.

Ok, being as it’s you, I’ll throw eggs instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a banana

So you do. So do I

Mmmmmmmmmmm

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Which photo do I fab? "

Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fabbed

At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.

I’m restraining you in the stocks.

Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?

The tomatoes is a bit rude.

But the pineapple is ok

Well it doesn’t stain.

Ok, being as it’s you, I’ll throw eggs instead

Ooh hard boiled and popped up me chuff too. A little loosener befor the full on fruit cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which photo do I fab?

Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.

Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Which photo do I fab?

Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.

Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town!

Who needs fruit with boobs like those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which photo do I fab?

Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.

Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town!

Who needs fruit with boobs like those

I call them melons if that helps. But point taken

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Which photo do I fab?

Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.

Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town!

Who needs fruit with boobs like those

I call them melons if that helps. But point taken

Why ruin a fruity metaphor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which photo do I fab?

Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.

Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town!

Who needs fruit with boobs like those

I call them melons if that helps. But point taken

Why ruin a fruity metaphor.

Why indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking a full one or am I just thumbing in random chunks willy nilly ?????

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Make it a dragon fruit and we have a deal

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A whole pineapple

my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking 10 scotch bonnets with English mustard used as lube.

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